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#106
Discordian Recipes / Re: Curry hot wings
November 18, 2011, 04:46:53 PM
They  need to bring a Pok Pok Noi over to California.
#107
I used to make picture frames, Christmas ornaments, scrapbooks to put pictures in, greeting cards, homemade stockings and treeskirts...I was quite crafty in my stay-at-home-mom-hood.  Nowadays, my "art" is relegated to helping the kids with their poster projects from school assignments.  :lol:

I'm pathetic. 

One thing I'd like to try one year when I'm not working my ass off in either the job, the kids' schooling or PTA, is to take sweaters bought cheap at a resale store like Goodwill, boil them down and make scarves, hats and mittens from them.  Or even a vest or two.
#108
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on November 17, 2011, 03:48:55 AM
Quote from: Jenne on November 16, 2011, 06:56:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 05:32:52 PM
This is the first time I've noticed this thread.

Basically, the EDL is a slightly more ballsy version of the teabaggers, from what I can tell.

That's what I was thinking.  I'm betting Tea Baggers countrywide are wishing they'd have the balls to do initiate something like that on the OWS groups.  You gotta know they're cheering in their barcaloungers when they see footage of the police beating the demonstrators back.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2806271/posts

QuoteIf the EDL ever do go violent I will not blame them...

QuoteWho could? How long can one idly watch the destruction of their own culture and country?

QuoteOf course, the Police didn’t have the BALLS to arrest the muslim scum.

Quote"...so what is the EDL’s problem?. Answer: they are thugs spoiling for a fight."

EDL's "problem" is that they still have testicles in a country of Eunuchs.

And of course,

QuoteWe did save you. If it weren’t for the thousands of American Merchant Marine who were willing to give their lives to supply your island England would have fallen in less than a year.

And you know it.

Obligatory^

Damn.  Reads like a motherfucking playbook.
#109
Ha ha.  He's still Dumber-than-Dubya. 
#110
Quote from: Khara on November 17, 2011, 10:28:01 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 17, 2011, 09:23:48 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 17, 2011, 02:37:13 PM
Dear Reverend;

I have my first date tonight in too many years to admit openly.  :oops:  Any advice to keep me from making a complete ass out of myself and still carry on a conversation.  Having "drinks" at 7 and I am (at least at this moment) smart enough to NOT drink more than one drink.

PLEASE HELP ME!!! :cry:



!!!!  GOOD LUCK!

Thanks.  I'm just hoping I don't hurl on his shoes  :lulz:

At the risk of annoying dear Rog in his thread--I have to ask for UPDATE!!!  Let us know how it goes!
#111
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: HEY ROGER
November 18, 2011, 03:42:53 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 18, 2011, 06:54:22 AM
Fuck that, Clint Eastwood duct taped a parang to the end of his THANG.

"If you're gonna do it, do it right" he said.

How I read this.
#112
Quote from: Luna on November 18, 2011, 01:54:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 18, 2011, 01:36:21 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 18, 2011, 01:21:19 PM
I cast the Turkey Curse on this thread.

Just to stay in the spirit of the season, I cast the Cranberries and Cornbread curse on this thread.

Don't be flinging those around too casually, particularly this time of year.  Next thing you know, people will be casting the Pumpkin Pie Curse,  and that goes stright to the thighs...

Gravy and pecan pie.

And then we're complete.  TURKEY DINNER ITT!
#113
Wow.  Am blinded and stunned.
#114
Bring and Brag / Re: White Plains
November 16, 2011, 07:52:38 PM
Thanks for sharing that, Cram.  A view inside a very personal world.

My "commute" is so much more mundane--I walk downstairs and pick up the phone to have with me on the couch, open my laptop and voila! I'm at work...
#115
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.

If Kai was a furry, you'd totally get eaten in the yiff pile.

If Twid was a furry, he'd be a leprechaun. A gay leprechaun.

If Hustle was a furry, he'd accidentally the whole atlantic with supra-whale semen.

If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

If Coyote was a furry, he'd call himself Man. He's an enigma like that.

If Charley was a furry, he'd probably be quite good at it.

If Cram was afurry, he'd wear a fake fursuit.

If TTM was a furry, he'd be illegal in all 50 states, not just the lower 48.

if AKK was a furry, he'd be an alley cat and he'd have a record deal by now.

If Aini was a furry she'd be a black swan. No wait, she'd be a cat or neko or whatever the fuck it was.

If Anna Mae Bollocks was a furry, people would begin to wish Dubya was still president.

If BadBeast was a furry, he could stop being the Beast of Bodmin for a while and let someone else have a go.

If Paes was a furry, he would be bred into the natural sheep population of New Zealand to form slightly less boring sheep.

IF BGP WAS A FURRY IT WOULD BE MOST UNHELLO, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO

If Cain was a furry he'd be the horse from Animal Farm.

If Cainad was a furry, he'd be sniffing the glue they made out of Cain.

If cavehamster was a furry, I'd think he was a pretty cool furry. He'd run in wheels and doesn’t afraid of anything.

If chef was a furry, he would advise people to bring a baggie for their fangs, and he'd BE the teddy for their ghetto shrine.

if Cuddlefish was a furry, his name would be a verb.

If Da6s was a furry, he would be worshipped in backwater hamlets all through the Pennines.

If Dalek was a furry, the party in his pance would migrate all through his fursuit, and he'd die within seconds.

If Darth Cupcake was a furry, she'd still be gone :cry:

If Demolition_Squid was a furry, everyone else would be forced to go the level beyond furry to ostracise him.

If Disco Pickle was a furry, he'd have to be wolf. No funny reason. He'd just be a wolf. An asshole wolf. Asshole.

If Dok Howl was a furry, he'd immediately construct an upgraded exoskeleton and fuck the biggest thing he could find to death.

If Phox was a furry, she'd have to wear a human face. Being human IS furry to her.

If James Semaj was a furry, he'd be a complete C.Woc

If E.O.T. was a furry, there would be no point to it anymore. The world would automatically suicide via vulcanism.

If EoC was a furry, people would just assume that things had gone very very wrong in the circus as Clown Eating Hate Sex became all the rage.

If Efrim was a furry, he'd still be a bad ass hippy.

If Emo Howard was a furry, he'd be Eeyore.

If Enki was a furry, we'd have to send him back in time to properly inspire The Epic of Gilgamesh

If Enrico was a furry, people would hardly be able to tell the difference.

If Faust was a furry, he'd be a gay leprechaun too. He'd be a top though.

If GIGGLES was a furry, he'd be a swarm of angry hornets flying in phallus formation.

If Hoopla was a furry, no matter what kind, people would mistake him for a Koala.

If Hunter S. Durden was a furry, he'd be a rabid battle llama.

If Iason was a furry, Indiana would commemorate the most exciting thing to happen to their state ever with a public holiday.

If Iptuous was a furry, he'd win best dog in show at crufts for the rest of his unnatural disgusting life.

If Jenne was a furry, all of PD would go to jail for very long time. We wouldn't be able to help ourselves.

If Joh'Nyx was a furry, he'd be a toy poodle.

If Khara was a furry, she'd be composed mostly of alluring, lingerie clad tentacles.

If Leln was a furry, she'd never leave the house again.

If LMNO was a furry, he'd.... Wait? IF?

If Madigan T Nubilous was a furry, he would fap so hard it'd make people think of Noahs Ark, where Noah just fed them Viagra instead of food.

If Nast was a furry, he'd be.... uh.... A MOUSE.

If Navkat was a furry she'd fucking everybody. In a good way though.

If Nigel was a furry, people would call it art and everyone was really a furry would have to go do something else.

If NoLeDeMiel was a furry, it might make people notice him more.

If P3nT was a furry, Falkirk would be declared a disaster area. It is anyway, but it'd be official

If Pixie was a furry, I'd totally be a furry too. I'd probably have no choice at all in the matter mind you.

If Pterodactyl Handler was a furry, he'd be redundant.

If Regret was a furry, he'd only join in to snake yiff piles.

If Remington was a furry, it would cause a brief news sensation in North Korea.

If Richter was a furry, he'd be a rancor.

If RWHN was a furry, people would pet him but he'd never get any.

If Freeky was a furry, people would merely blame Tucson and shake their head. She could get away with murder with that excuse yanno.

If GARBO was a furry, she'd be a furry handcuffs.

If Sepia was a furry, he'd be an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.

If ShoeEars was a furry, he/she couldn't have asked for better advice than getting Roger to do his/her personals ad.

If Squiddy was a furry, she'd probably get confused for her cat and be driven mad by people saying SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PENIS

If SisterFracture was a furry, she'd bend yuor space/time. Again.

If Suu was a furry she'd accidentally herself among the mothballs.

If Telarus was a furry, no one would take it seriously.

If That Green Gentleman was a furry, she'd be the Cat with the Hatchet

If The Wisdom Cube was a furry, it's Other Fursuit would be a Porsche.

If Triple Zero was a furry, you'd be choking on tribble cum dribble by lunchtime.

If Fred was a Furry, she'd be released by a madman who would then kill himself and she'd go on a rampage with her exotic friends until taken down by the cops.




#116
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: What if....?
November 16, 2011, 07:26:50 PM
Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If TGRR was a furry, he would be a giraffe and he would braid his ass hair into a tail.

If Kai was a furry, you'd totally get eaten in the yiff pile.

If Twid was a furry, he'd be a leprechaun. A gay leprechaun.

If Hustle was a furry, he'd accidentally the whole atlantic with supra-whale semen.

If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

If Coyote was a furry, he'd call himself Man. He's an enigma like that.

If Charley was a furry, he'd probably be quite good at it.

If Cram was afurry, he'd wear a fake fursuit.

If TTM was a furry, he'd be illegal in all 50 states, not just the lower 48.

if AKK was a furry, he'd be an alley cat and he'd have a record deal by now.

If Aini was a furry she'd be a black swan. No wait, she'd be a cat or neko or whatever the fuck it was.

If Anna Mae Bollocks was a furry, people would begin to wish Dubya was still president.

If BadBeast was a furry, he could stop being the Beast of Bodmin for a while and let someone else have a go.

If Paes was a furry, he would be bred into the natural sheep population of New Zealand to form slightly less boring sheep.

IF BGP WAS A FURRY IT WOULD BE MOST UNHELLO, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO

If Cain was a furry he'd be the horse from Animal Farm.

If Cainad was a furry, he'd be sniffing the glue they made out of Cain.

If cavehamster was a furry, I'd think he was a pretty cool furry. He'd run in wheels and doesn’t afraid of anything.

If chef was a furry, he would advise people to bring a baggie for their fangs, and he'd BE the teddy for their ghetto shrine.

if Cuddlefish was a furry, his name would be a verb.

If Da6s was a furry, he would be worshipped in backwater hamlets all through the Pennines.

If Dalek was a furry, the party in his pance would migrate all through his fursuit, and he'd die within seconds.

If Darth Cupcake was a furry, she'd still be gone :cry:

If Demolition_Squid was a furry, everyone else would be forced to go the level beyond furry to ostracise him.

If Disco Pickle was a furry, he'd have to be wolf. No funny reason. He'd just be a wolf. An asshole wolf. Asshole.

If Dok Howl was a furry, he'd immediately construct an upgraded exoskeleton and fuck the biggest thing he could find to death.

If Phox was a furry, she'd have to wear a human face. Being human IS furry to her.

If James Semaj was a furry, he'd be a complete C.Woc

If E.O.T. was a furry, there would be no point to it anymore. The world would automatically suicide via vulcanism.

If EoC was a furry, people would just assume that things had gone very very wrong in the circus as Clown Eating Hate Sex became all the rage.

If Efrim was a furry, he'd still be a bad ass hippy.

If Emo Howard was a furry, he'd be Eeyore.

If Enki was a furry, we'd have to send him back in time to properly inspire The Epic of Gilgamesh

If Enrico was a furry, people would hardly be able to tell the difference.

If Faust was a furry, he'd be a gay leprechaun too. He'd be a top though.

If GIGGLES was a furry, he'd be a swarm of angry hornets flying in phallus formation.

If Hoopla was a furry, no matter what kind, people would mistake him for a Koala.

If Hunter S. Durden was a furry, he'd be a rabid battle llama.

If Iason was a furry, Indiana would commemorate the most exciting thing to happen to their state ever with a public holiday.

If Iptuous was a furry, he'd win best dog in show at crufts for the rest of his unnatural disgusting life.

If Jenne was a furry, all of PD would go to jail for very long time. We wouldn't be able to help ourselves.

If Joh'Nyx was a furry, he'd be a toy poodle.

If Khara was a furry, she'd be composed mostly of alluring, lingerie clad tentacles.

If Leln was a furry, she'd never leave the house again.

If LMNO was a furry, he'd.... Wait? IF?

If Madigan T Nubilous was a furry, he would fap so hard it'd make people think of Noahs Ark, where Noah just fed them Viagra instead of food.

If Nast was a furry, he'd be.... uh.... A MOUSE.

If Navkat was a furry she'd fucking everybody. In a good way though.

If Nigel was a furry, people would call it art and everyone was really a furry would have to go do something else.

If NoLeDeMiel was a furry, it might make people notice him more.

If P3nT was a furry, Falkirk would be declared a disaster area. It is anyway, but it'd be official

If Pixie was a furry, I'd totally be a furry too. I'd probably have no choice at all in the matter mind you.

If Pterodactyl Handler was a furry, he'd be redundant.

If Regret was a furry, he'd only join in to snake yiff piles.

If Remington was a furry, it would cause a brief news sensation in North Korea.

If Richter was a furry, he'd be a rancor.

If RWHN was a furry, people would pet him but he'd never get any.

If Freeky was a furry, people would merely blame Tucson and shake their head. She could get away with murder with that excuse yanno.

If GARBO was a furry, she'd be a furry handcuffs.

If Sepia was a furry, he'd be an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.

If ShoeEars was a furry, he/she couldn't have asked for better advice than getting Roger to do his/her personals ad.

If Squiddy was a furry, she'd probably get confused for her cat and be driven mad by people saying SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PENIS

If SisterFracture was a furry, she'd bend yuor space/time. Again.

If Suu was a furry she'd accidentally herself among the mothballs.

If Telarus was a furry, no one would take it seriously.

If That Green Gentleman was a furry, she'd be the Cat with the Hatchet

If The Wisdom Cube was a furry, it's Other Fursuit would be a Porsche.

If Triple Zero was a furry, you'd be choking on tribble cum dribble by lunchtime.

If Fred was a Furry, she'd be released by a madman who would then kill himself and she'd go on a rampage with her exotic friends until taken down by the cops.





:potd:
#117
Or Kill Me / Re: it's like, hegemonical or whatever?
November 16, 2011, 07:18:49 PM
I made the realization not that long ago (this past Spring?) that most white guys I see and know in my life/around here in SD (semi-educated, vanilla tastes in everything, watches sports just for the hell of it, music tastes leave much to be desired, taste in dress negligible but still somewhere along the "I pay attention to what's new out there") tend to be douchebags.  They fall somewhere in the category of ever-tween if they're unmarried.

The married ones just seem like jock-douchebags.
#118
Or Kill Me / Re: little black bags
November 16, 2011, 07:10:08 PM
Great rant, Hoser!
#119
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Measles Outbreak.
November 16, 2011, 07:01:59 PM
That was CA last year, so they made it a law that kids have to get vaccinated between the ages the vaccine is good, or they don't go to school.

This is always easier on the legal side than practical on the education side.  It just made it to where the schools had to work harder and sometimes partner with vaccine clinics to get kids through a revolving door into vaccination land.
#120
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on November 16, 2011, 06:16:50 PM
Whether or not this particular incident is/was all hot air/publicity stunt/whathaveyou by the EDL, when does it get to the point that a group is considered a terroristic threat (other than when it's convenient to label a group as such to further one's political agenda)? By all means, I do think stupid people should be allowed be say stupid things and I certainly don't want any sort of blanket labeling or thought crime arrests (they may be getting ready to do something bad).

But with the rise of extremist groups, which do seem to have threatening/violent goals/ideals, when is the time to step in? It's a tricky spot, it seems. Some groups may be just blowing hot air (stupid people saying stupid things) and I don't think that should be an excuse for police intervention. But when does hate speech turn to inciting a riot/violence/terrorist act? Was someone acting as a "lone wolf", as a member of a group or influenced by their rhetoric? Or, in the interest of preserving people's freedom to say what they want, the only thing that can be done is wait until something happens and then deal with the person/group accordingly?

That's a fine line, trippin, I'm glad I don't have to tread or make decisions about.  There are laws, etc., to fall back on here, but really, it's a matter of degree and feasibility.  Making threas on Facefuck is just stupid, and may show that someone is unhinged since most everyone knows the FBI and CIA troll FB constantly looking for people to uh "investigate."

Be that as it may, it's one thing to be all "FUCK THIS GROUP" etc. and it's another to say "WE GOTS GUNS AND WE'SE GONNA USE EM!!"  One's just expressing hatred, the other is threatening violence outright, and should be taken seriously if the folks are organized and have struck already against the group they are expressing that hatred towards.