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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 06:04:17 PM

Title: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 06:04:17 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tomahawk1.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 06:29:22 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tomahawk2.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 20, 2011, 06:30:24 PM
:mittens:

Moar
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 20, 2011, 06:44:14 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 06:49:57 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tomahawk3.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 20, 2011, 06:50:33 PM
i feel the curious urge to buy small axes now.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 06:57:57 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tomahawk4.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 07:11:13 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tomahawk5.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 07:26:03 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tomahawk6.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 20, 2011, 11:37:33 PM
x doesn't know about my y. - because when all else fails, rewording an overused meme will give you endless amounts of lulz. (amongst the brainless masses)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 12:37:10 AM
Quote from: Lyris_Nymphetamine on March 20, 2011, 11:37:33 PM
x doesn't know about my y. - because when all else fails, rewording an overused meme will give you endless amounts of lulz. (amongst the brainless masses)

Fuck off and die, aspie.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Phox on March 21, 2011, 12:57:26 AM
 :mittens:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:03:28 AM
This thread is, in fact, fucking epic.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: bds on March 21, 2011, 09:01:50 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:03:28 AM
This thread is, in fact, fucking epic.

YAY NIGEL!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: LMNO on March 21, 2011, 02:13:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:03:28 AM
This thread is, in fact, fucking epic.

Hey, look who's back!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Frank the Bastard on March 21, 2011, 04:41:56 PM
For your entertainment GRR.

(http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k590/deuce60g/Shivahawk.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 04:43:05 PM
 :lulz:

Welcome aboard, Frank.  I was wondering how long it would take you to get here.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 05:07:32 PM
Incidentally, for proper sizing:

make the pic size 700

add white border size 3 (symetrical)

add black border size 120

add lettering

Size the finished product 500, save at host, and then post on board.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Dysnomia on March 21, 2011, 05:09:00 PM
GO ROGER GO!


:banana:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 21, 2011, 05:57:28 PM
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/914/bitchesknews.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 21, 2011, 05:57:45 PM
Win and Mittens, Roger!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 21, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
There will be more tomahawk related WOMPage in the next few days from Coyote.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 21, 2011, 07:06:11 PM
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1179/buddhasknowabouttomahaw.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on March 21, 2011, 07:07:46 PM
Quote from: Frank the Bastard on March 21, 2011, 04:41:56 PM
For your entertainment GRR.

(http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k590/deuce60g/Shivahawk.jpg)


I know I'm being pedantic, but Shiva's a male.

NIce manip though, made me chuckle.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 21, 2011, 07:07:46 PM
I know I'm being pedantic, but Shiva's a male.

Actually, results may vary.  Not even the Hindus understand their religion.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:20:55 PM
Coyote:  RAH!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 21, 2011, 07:25:02 PM
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3152/truefriendshipi.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:27:27 PM
Oh, you're going to pay.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 21, 2011, 07:33:31 PM
This thread is full of awesome!!!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 21, 2011, 07:47:36 PM
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5093/tomahawkzeitbitches.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Phox on March 21, 2011, 07:49:07 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 21, 2011, 07:47:36 PM
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5093/tomahawkzeitbitches.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:mittens:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on March 21, 2011, 07:51:59 PM
Tom, a hawk.

(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6131/eiz9bohtheef.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 21, 2011, 07:47:36 PM
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5093/tomahawkzeitbitches.jpg)

Ahhahahahahahahaahaaaaaa! ofuck
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 21, 2011, 10:17:35 PM
(http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/9250/thepowerhasgonetorichte.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Wizard on March 21, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
Quote(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3152/truefriendshipi.jpg)

:spit:

Holy shit!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 21, 2011, 10:54:40 PM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on March 21, 2011, 07:51:59 PM
Tom, a hawk.

(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6131/eiz9bohtheef.jpg)

Beat me to it, you fuck!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 21, 2011, 11:00:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 21, 2011, 07:07:46 PM
I know I'm being pedantic, but Shiva's a male.

Actually, results may vary.  Not even the Hindus understand their religion.

No shit. Here's a story from Indian mythology that I could from a buddy taking a class in it:

Mark: "So there was this monkey who, long ago, was born so violently out of a vagina that he rocketed out into space and ate the sun. Then another god decided that was bullshit, smacked the monkey back down to earth, and then some other gods were like 'what the fuck is this shit now we have to make him immortal.'"
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on March 21, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 21, 2011, 10:54:40 PM
Beat me to it, you fuck!
It's not unusual.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 21, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Yu0Sk.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 21, 2011, 11:12:17 PM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on March 21, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on March 21, 2011, 10:54:40 PM
Beat me to it, you fuck!
It's not unusual.

:argh!:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Salty on March 21, 2011, 11:39:44 PM
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/9903c525-1.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 22, 2011, 12:13:53 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 21, 2011, 11:39:44 PM
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/9903c525-1.jpg)

:tacowall:
:lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 22, 2011, 12:59:10 AM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1853/tumblrli9d8141pq1qc604e.jpg)

(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/717/whostolemytomahawk.png)

(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/4225/thosearentswordzbitches.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 22, 2011, 01:44:53 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 22, 2011, 01:12:06 AM
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/717/whostolemytomahawk.png)

:lulz: I almost missed it.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 22, 2011, 02:06:43 AM
 :thanks:


(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/4553/charliesheenstomahawk.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Freeky on March 22, 2011, 03:39:01 AM
:mittens:  and :lulz: at this whole fred.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Commander on March 22, 2011, 07:12:53 AM
I wish bitches didn't know about my tomahawk. :(
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 22, 2011, 02:50:25 PM
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2307/tomahawkjesus.png)

(http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/6655/tomahawkswin.png)

(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4236/blightgetsthebitchessma.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2011, 02:00:51 AM
That orange dress is HOT. I want it!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 23, 2011, 02:42:43 AM
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1482/empressnigelshowingbitc.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 23, 2011, 02:45:50 AM
Oh my god HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 23, 2011, 02:52:50 AM
Fucking WIN. :mittens:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 23, 2011, 04:07:10 AM
:spittake:

I knew that someone would make good use of that pic
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 23, 2011, 03:13:29 PM
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/4165/1300892033842.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 12:14:26 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/japan1.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 25, 2011, 02:09:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 12:14:26 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/japan1.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Jenne on March 25, 2011, 01:22:17 PM
TOO SOON!

(:lulz:)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:20:47 AM
Maybe only if you are Japanese. Or have any trace of humanity and compassion...so that shouldn't be a problem here.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 26, 2011, 07:54:13 AM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:20:47 AM
Maybe only if you are Japanese. Or have any trace of humanity and compassion...so that shouldn't be a problem here.
:kingmeh:

May you be sodomized by a thousand syphilitic monkeys.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2011, 08:15:40 AM
Too soon or not, I'm still laughin


Squid= horrible cunt
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:20:47 AM
Maybe only if you are Japanese. Or have any trace of humanity and compassion...so that shouldn't be a problem here.

Oh, look...Mister "Females are only life-support systems for their jiggly bits" is now concerned about people.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 26, 2011, 06:05:09 PM
I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you appear to be winning.
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/tomahawk3.jpg)

But the bad news is
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/tomahawk1.jpg)

You're a bitch
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/tomahawk2.jpg)

And I have a Tomahawk you're unaware of.
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/tomahawk.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 26, 2011, 06:07:35 PM
Holy shit. :lulz: :mittens:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 26, 2011, 07:48:10 PM
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/9356/horsespagsofthetomahawk.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2011, 10:11:47 PM
Ahahahahaha! Oh my god. "Tomahawkolypse"!!!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 10:27:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:20:47 AM
Maybe only if you are Japanese. Or have any trace of humanity and compassion...so that shouldn't be a problem here.

Oh, look...Mister "Females are only life-support systems for their jiggly bits" is now concerned about people.

Hey...I've always cared about people...If I didn't, I might be en danger of losing my boobs and pie privileges.

Wait...do the Japanese make pies? 
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 26, 2011, 10:51:45 PM
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/5278/tomahawknotevenonce001.png)

(http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/5483/phoxisunawareofhertomah.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Phox on March 27, 2011, 12:03:07 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 27, 2011, 12:01:40 AM
(http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/5483/phoxisunawareofhertomah.png)
:crankey:

There will be a reckoning!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 27, 2011, 12:12:59 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 27, 2011, 12:29:52 AM
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/1986/hindenburg.jpg)

(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5805/nigelvsphox.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Phox on March 27, 2011, 02:08:24 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 27, 2011, 02:05:11 AM
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5805/nigelvsphox.png)



That Nigel's Elbows are apparently invincible?
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 27, 2011, 02:13:48 AM
Tomahawks pwn. :lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 27, 2011, 02:34:06 AM
(http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/4544/tomahawkstache.png)

(http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/655/tomahawkhairstylist.png)

(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9031/nigelscleanser.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2011, 04:37:32 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on March 27, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/7408/dimocreatedfaeriesbitch.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Triple Zero on March 27, 2011, 10:20:29 PM
(repost for tomahawk wompage: http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6831/dimotomahawk.png )
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 28, 2011, 02:57:02 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 27, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/7408/dimocreatedfaeriesbitch.png)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: WTF?

Man, you need a sedative or something. Too much WOMPing and you'll go blind.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 07, 2011, 06:21:53 AM
(http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/4553/wolftopper.jpg)
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6633/masterworkkatana.jpg)

Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2011, 06:28:14 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 27, 2011, 07:17:00 PM
(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/7408/dimocreatedfaeriesbitch.png)

This made me fucking GUFFAW and I don't even know what the hell it means!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 07, 2011, 06:29:37 AM
I don't either. I really fucking don't. Sometimes memes get jumbled in my head and shit like this happens.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 13, 2011, 01:49:56 AM
Bump for possible use.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 13, 2011, 02:26:10 AM
Deleted. Picture contained RWHN.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2011, 02:32:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 13, 2011, 02:26:10 AM
One could do worse than be a swinger of birches

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/birchesdontknow.jpg)

:madbanana:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 13, 2011, 02:34:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2011, 02:32:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 13, 2011, 02:26:10 AM
One could do worse than be a swinger of birches

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/birchesdontknow.jpg)

:madbanana:

:lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Jenne on April 13, 2011, 01:54:24 PM
THAT, DEAR BLIGHT, WAS A MASTERPIECE!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 13, 2011, 03:40:36 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 13, 2011, 01:54:24 PM
THAT, DEAR BLIGHT, WAS A MASTERPIECE!

Originally I was going to just have RWHN with a tomahawk saying birches don't know about my tomahawk, but when I googled birches, Robert Frost of course came up, and I was like, of fuck yes, that's going in there.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 15, 2011, 11:36:18 PM
I oopsed all over my imageshack....  :cry:

But here is womp for enjoyment.

(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6273/tneednotomahawks.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 15, 2011, 11:38:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 13, 2011, 02:26:10 AM
One could do worse than be a swinger of birches

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/birchesdontknow.jpg)
:lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 17, 2011, 04:50:59 AM
(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/1669/freekysmithtothegods.png)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Freeky on April 17, 2011, 05:07:31 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Da6s on April 17, 2011, 06:11:00 AM
Disclaimer: I still can't get resizing of pics to work properly. Failtacular.

Found this in a random office on resort a few weeks ago, been meaning to upload.

(http://i.imgur.com/6lWpD.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Freckleback on April 17, 2011, 08:37:24 AM
not a womp, but it seems pure win on its own.

Qaddafi is unaware... (http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/libya0302/s_l34_27038152.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 17, 2011, 08:38:15 AM
Quote from: nihilbilly on April 17, 2011, 08:37:24 AM
not a womp, but it seems pure win on its own.

Qaddafi is unaware... (http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/libya0302/s_l34_27038152.jpg)

FUUUUUUUUCCKKKK

That man is BADASS.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:31:06 PM
Quote from: nihilbilly on April 17, 2011, 08:37:24 AM
not a womp, but it seems pure win on its own.

Qaddafi is unaware... (http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/libya0302/s_l34_27038152.jpg)

"TAXI! God damn it, why aren't they stopping? I bathed recently. My beard is groomed. What gives? Bastards probably don't like smokers in their cabs. Pussies."
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Phox on April 17, 2011, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 06:31:06 PM
Quote from: nihilbilly on April 17, 2011, 08:37:24 AM
not a womp, but it seems pure win on its own.

Qaddafi is unaware... (http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/libya0302/s_l34_27038152.jpg)

"TAXI! God damn it, why aren't they stopping? I bathed recently. My beard is groomed. What gives? Bastards probably don't like smokers in their cabs. Pussies."
:lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 22, 2012, 08:26:26 PM
(http://www.bumpityreturns.com/videocover.jpg)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 22, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
I am saddened by the loss of images in this fine thread.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 22, 2012, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
I am saddened by the loss of images in this fine thread.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW I FIXED THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU IMAGESHACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 22, 2012, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 22, 2012, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
I am saddened by the loss of images in this fine thread.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW I FIXED THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU IMAGESHACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Imageshack is an unaware bitch.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 22, 2012, 08:41:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2012, 08:40:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 22, 2012, 08:33:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2012, 08:26:50 PM
I am saddened by the loss of images in this fine thread.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW I FIXED THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU IMAGESHACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Imageshack is an unaware bitch.

ALL OF MY TOMAHAWK AND ROGER NOTEVENONCE WOMPS ARE STILL UP ON IMAGESHACK!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE THE IMAGES BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should just image wall them at the end shouldn't I?
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 22, 2012, 08:44:56 PM

(http://imageshack.us/thumbnmail.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/13/aedh2.png/)
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6273/tneednotomahawks.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/508/tneednotomahawks.jpg/)
(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4553/wolftopper.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/600/wolftopper.jpg/)
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/717/whostolemytomahawk.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/132/whostolemytomahawk.png/)
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1853/tumblrli9d8141pq1qc604e.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/200/tumblrli9d8141pq1qc604e.jpg/)
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/3866/truefriendship.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/823/truefriendship.jpg/)
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5093/tomahawkzeitbitches.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/18/tomahawkzeitbitches.jpg/)
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6655/tomahawkswin.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/140/tomahawkswin.png/)
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4544/tomahawkstache.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/tomahawkstache.png/)
(http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/5278/tomahawknotevenonce001.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/808/tomahawknotevenonce001.png/)
(http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/655/tomahawkhairstylist.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/tomahawkhairstylist.png/)
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9356/horsespagsofthetomahawk.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/220/horsespagsofthetomahawk.jpg/)
(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/6633/masterworkkatana.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/825/masterworkkatana.jpg/)
(http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5805/nigelvsphox.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/815/nigelvsphox.png/)
(http://img862.imageshack.us/img862/9031/nigelscleanser.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/862/nigelscleanser.png/)
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5483/phoxisunawareofhertomah.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/phoxisunawareofhertomah.png/)
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9250/thepowerhasgonetorichte.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/196/thepowerhasgonetorichte.png/)
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/4225/thosearentswordzbitches.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/52/thosearentswordzbitches.png/)
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1986/hindenburg.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/12/hindenburg.jpg/)
(http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/1482/empressnigelshowingbitc.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/815/empressnigelshowingbitc.png/)
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7408/dimocreatedfaeriesbitch.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/25/dimocreatedfaeriesbitch.png/)
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4553/charliesheenstomahawk.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/251/charliesheenstomahawk.jpg/)
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1179/buddhasknowabouttomahaw.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/3/buddhasknowabouttomahaw.png/)
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/4236/blightgetsthebitchessma.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/822/blightgetsthebitchessma.png/)
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/914/bitchesknews.th.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/854/bitchesknews.png/)
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4165/1300892033842.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/1300892033842.jpg/)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 22, 2012, 09:55:15 PM
FUUUUUUCK YAY!!!!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on April 26, 2012, 10:22:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2012, 09:55:15 PM
FUUUUUUCK YAY!!!!

FUCKING PURPLE TEXT MADE ME FLASHBACK TO WHEN I FIRST CAME TO PD AND THAT HORRIBLE PLACE TCC!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2012, 12:31:46 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 26, 2012, 10:22:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 22, 2012, 09:55:15 PM
FUUUUUUCK YAY!!!!

FUCKING PURPLE TEXT MADE ME FLASHBACK TO WHEN I FIRST CAME TO PD AND THAT HORRIBLE PLACE TCC!!!!!!!!

:lulz:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 04, 2012, 10:38:05 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 13, 2011, 02:26:10 AM
Deleted. Picture contained RWHN.

Deleted pic from Photobucket as well but it still shows up in quotes.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Johnny on June 01, 2013, 05:11:41 AM

BUMP

but i remember there was this creepy tomahawks series involving a wolf, that needs to be reuploaded  :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2013, 07:54:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 20, 2011, 07:11:13 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tomahawk5.jpg)

My personal favorite.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 12:50:32 AM
LOOK YOU FUCKING FORUM SOFTWARE I DO WHAT THE FUCK I LIKE
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 15, 2017, 03:16:41 AM
 :lulz: Those are amazing! I find myself wanting better imaging software. I can't cut images and paste them over other images with what I have but let me try something...

Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 05:37:15 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 15, 2017, 03:16:41 AM
:lulz: Those are amazing! I find myself wanting better imaging software. I can't cut images and paste them over other images with what I have but let me try something...

That is still great. I've used MSPaint, Gimp, or Paint.net and the lasso select tool. This is WOMP. It's supposed to look halfway shit. It's bulldada not "art."

Here, have some 'hawks.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: rong on August 15, 2017, 01:18:52 PM
(http://cdn.albumoftheyear.org/album/anonymous.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjQVCBRStY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjQVCBRStY)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 15, 2017, 05:27:09 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on August 15, 2017, 05:37:15 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 15, 2017, 03:16:41 AM
:lulz: Those are amazing! I find myself wanting better imaging software. I can't cut images and paste them over other images with what I have but let me try something...

That is still great. I've used MSPaint, Gimp, or Paint.net and the lasso select tool. This is WOMP. It's supposed to look halfway shit. It's bulldada not "art."

Here, have some 'hawks.

Copies taken! Thanks. I'll try playing with them when I get a chance. I'm using an old android galaxy mega "phablet" so my choice of apps is limited. For most of the memes I do I go through a process of screen cap and cropping for size and to remove watermarks from the freeware version of my editor programs.

Hopefully one day soon I'll have the resources to get a nice laptop or desktop to work from. In the meantime I'll just screw around with it more and see what happens!  :)
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on August 15, 2017, 05:36:21 PM
Oh I almost forgot I had a vision last night of a 'hawk meme I don't know how to make. It's the Aten solar disk with the many hands coming down each with a tomahawk and the face of what at first was Nigel's GRIN, but quickly became the upper face and eyes of Q.G. in the solar disk, and the arms were ropy like tentacles! Verily the 'hawks were smashing many things, white guys in suits I assume to be public officials, office equipment, indeed a flyer hat been stuck to a skinhead's shiny dome with the spike on the back of one.

I'm told I'm good at composition, but my expression ability is... lacking. My fave among the ones you posted for symbolic effect is the Roger/tomahawk/machine-buddha one.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: POFP on August 15, 2017, 10:38:11 PM
Quote from: rong on August 15, 2017, 01:18:52 PM
(http://cdn.albumoftheyear.org/album/anonymous.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjQVCBRStY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjQVCBRStY)

I actually love that album. Have for years.
Title: Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
Post by: rong on August 15, 2017, 10:44:27 PM
Quote from: PoFP on August 15, 2017, 10:38:11 PM
Quote from: rong on August 15, 2017, 01:18:52 PM
(http://cdn.albumoftheyear.org/album/anonymous.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjQVCBRStY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocjQVCBRStY)

I actually love that album. Have for years.
me too  :lol: