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From this title I thought this was some kind of sigil or chaos magick thread.

I spent a week or so finding a copies of Harmy's Star Wars Despecialized and have been watching them slowly over the course of a few weeks. It's also my fiance's first foray into Star Wars that she can remember. I won't delve into the HAN SHOT FIRST controversy or anything, but it's been a great revisit. It's Star Wars as I remember them, rented from a beat up video store on the corner down the street on VHS. I recognize that the official versions are what Lucas wanted Star Wars to ultimately be, but I resent that I don't even have the option to view the originals unless it's some badly transferred laserdisc copy. And it's nice not seeing the silly CG critters that were added for no apparent reason, and the extended alien concert in, what was it, Jabba's palace?

I think these have become the definitive edition for me. The visuals are sharp. It looks good. There are a few odd scenes where it's clear they couldn't find updated definitions, quick cuts that are extra grainy and out of place. Worth a watch if you get that urge to revisit the OT every so often.

They recreated this experiment with Roger's poomp once and named the resulting hole in reality Tucson.

YOURE FUCKED FOREVER

Also I used to go by Nullified last time you were here, then before that a dozen names. I've been off and on homeless for ... years now. Joined originally in like 09, disappeared due to homelessness in 2010-ish? Maybe 2012-ish I was here I don't have clear memory of that time, then I rejoined when the Nazi shitfuck in chief happened, been here intermittently ever since — more this time than my last stint of homelessness since I have a real smartphone and not a flip phone or a 20 dollar android thing.

Oh right, I remember you as Nullified. Good to see you again!

This is a lot of posts to catch up on I think I'm gonna mark all read

Hello PD.

My PC died last April and I just got around to building a new one. With an actual keyboard and no godawful mobile interface to deal with I thought I'd jump on.

So here I am.

How the hell can any sane person go 11 months without a computer?  They can't.

I have tendonitis in both my hands from using only my phone for that long. Also because I'm like kinda getting old now?

Some cat on the r/discord posted a new Intermittens and said it'd been 10 years since the first one. Ten years! I remember the debate about naming the god damn rag.

Also I'm really glad things are going well for Altered but, buddy who is Altered?

I don't believe I'm responsible for either of these things but I don't know enough about me to say that for sure.

Hello PD.

My PC died last April and I just got around to building a new one. With an actual keyboard and no godawful mobile interface to deal with I thought I'd jump on.

So here I am.

My computer is dead and typing on my phone sucks. I'm working during the pandemic and buying a condo with my girlfriend. Cramulus promised me dildos if I came back here. Be well spags.

TGRRs poomp is inmate to the structure of his existence. We staked his tongue with an iron nail. We bound his thumbs in Canadian rebar from Remington's sculpture. But we could not stop the generation of poomp.

At this point it's accumulated beyond the capacity of his coffin and collapsed in on itself. It has engulfed his remains and the resulting mixture is a hate poomp measurable only in megatons. Opening the container would be a near cataclysmic event, with the shit tornadoes potentially triggering the North American supervolcano.

What I'm saying is, we need Junkensteins crowbar.

Timothy Zahn writes about a world ruined by the Star Destroyers crashing onto it in the Thrawn trilogy.

The sequels show several ruined Imperial vessels, including a big chunk of the Death Star, ruined on a planet and...everything is fine. Yet another reason why Disney should have stuck with Heir to the Empire for source material.

[I AM NOW RUNNING FROM MEXICO]

I AM NOW RUNNING FROM MEXICO

You guys, this was fun, really this whole being Mexico thing? The election that I won by an incomparable landslide? The junta that deposed me and then forgot? A blast.

But I don't wanna be Mexico anymore. Doktor Howl, wanna be Mexico still because I don't. It's just like, phew, it's a fucking lot.

Vote Lizard Party 2020. Just please, please whatever you, do not vote Eater of Clowns for Mexico. Things are just all kinds of fucked up and I promise it's not anything I did it's just that as it turns out one man can't be a country I really thought it would be a pretty simple job but it's not.

And Project Infinite Mexico? Uh listen it's just best not to alarm anyone. Everything's cool with that, actually my FAQs were totally correct and it was a huge success so feel free for anyone to take credit for it. In fact, I insist.

LMNO do you want it? LMNO? Cain? Wanna be Mexico? Do you? Cram, hey CRAM have I got a country for you bud it's got loads of stuff! It's got history, it's got cuisine, it's got beaches and fucking like old temples and shit. Badass right? Great, so how about it, just be Mexico just for a little bit I promise I'll come right back.

I PROMISE

We simply cease to be. This is important for two reasons. The first is that the limited quantity of time we have is what gives any of this a purpose. A promise of afterlife is why you have a bunch of weirdo death cults actively praying for The Rapture.

The second reason is that I understand that there's only one form of immortality, and it is fecal transplants. Donate poop, get poop inserted into people who need it, save their life. Brain gut connection alters personality. Bit of EoC lives on in every poop recipient.

Timelessness in shit.

Eater of clowns breaking into cains room at night, placing a pot over his head, eating his apples

Then messing up his Elder Scrolls house.

Nice place you got there. Be a shame if somebody snuck in and rummaged through that basket.