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Testimonial - Well it seems that most of you "discordians" are little more than dupes of the Cathedral/NWO memetic apparatus after all -- "freethinkers" in the sense that you are willing to think slightly outside the designated boxes of correct thought, but not free in the sense that you reject the existence of the boxes and seek their destruction.

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Started by Jasper, June 27, 2010, 09:38:58 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

Because you're fucked and there isn't a damn thing that can be done about it!

Freeky

Because you're never going to see me again, so it doesn't really matter.

Doktor Howl

Because it has a dead rat stuck halfway through, and the only solution is to force a cutting torch in there, before everything backs up and we have a real mess on our hands.  Cutting torch > Rat carcass.
Molon Lube

AFK

Because I make us look good. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Yes, you are insane, use it to your advantage, get help, go on a manic spree, I don't care as long as you shut the fuck up!

Doktor Howl

Because Badges is a nosy asshole who is compelled to re-stir shit when it's over.  That's why.
Molon Lube

Jasper

Because we've always done it that way.

(Tie-in to previous post?  You be the judge. )

minuspace

Because it didn't like the bananas...

BadBeast

But it's only a carrot! Carrots don't have feelings!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Bobby Campbell

What Does WoMan Want?

:fnord:

Pæs


minuspace

I'll balance you're check book, but it won't be cheap...

LMNO

It's true-- you're not really as clever as you think you are.

Bobby Campbell

Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 19, 2010, 04:34:49 AM
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on July 19, 2010, 03:29:07 AM
What Does WoMan Want?

:fnord:
No. Answers only.

Yes, an Answer Indeed!

"What is the question to which life is the answer?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

Because stupid people should not be allowed to procreate!