Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 03:56:20 PM

Title: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 03:56:20 PM
Any conductor that can't Handel Messiah should go Bach to basics.

That is all.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 03:58:01 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/RHWNSEAL.jpg)

A very organ-ic pun. 
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 03:58:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 03:58:01 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/RWHN/RHWNSEAL.jpg)

A very organ-ic pun. 

Mozart lends itself to that.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
I must confess I've always had a Liszt towards classical music.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 04:06:51 PM
Me too.  My wife isn't very fond though.  Why must she be Haydn on the classics? 

Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 04:07:17 PM

:crankey:
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 04:07:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 04:06:51 PM
Me too.  My wife isn't very fond though.  Why must she be Haydn on the classics? 



Tell her to get Orff your case.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 04:08:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 04:07:17 PM

:crankey:

I CAN'T STOP
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 04:09:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 04:07:17 PM

:crankey:

Is this thread causing you too much Strauss? 
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 04:10:21 PM
...I'm just going to Bach out of this thread slowly...


DAMMIT!  RE-USED PUN!  FAIL!
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 04:10:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 04:07:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 04:06:51 PM
Me too.  My wife isn't very fond though.  Why must she be Haydn on the classics? 



Tell her to get Orff your case.

I would, but then I'd be stuck Scriabin the toilet again.  
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 04:12:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 04:10:21 PM
...I'm just going to Bach out of this thread slowly...


DAMMIT!  RE-USED PUN!  FAIL!

Good, because I've got the wikipedia page of Classical composers open and it could take me a while before I run Loewe on material. 
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 04:12:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 04:10:21 PM
...I'm just going to Bach out of this thread slowly...


DAMMIT!  RE-USED PUN!  FAIL!

Good, because I've got the wikipedia page of Classical composers open and it could take me a while before I run Loewe on material.  

Oh, it'll take weeks before he Shutz up.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 05:34:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 04:12:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 04:10:21 PM
...I'm just going to Bach out of this thread slowly...


DAMMIT!  RE-USED PUN!  FAIL!

Good, because I've got the wikipedia page of Classical composers open and it could take me a while before I run Loewe on material.  

Oh, it'll take weeks before he Shutz up.

Well, my motto IS "Go for Baroque"
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: fomenter on November 20, 2009, 05:36:06 PM
seeing Rodger punning is raising my strauss level
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: fomenter on November 20, 2009, 05:36:06 PM
seeing Rodger punning is raising my strauss level

Been done.  And there's no "d" in Roger.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: fomenter on November 20, 2009, 05:43:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: fomenter on November 20, 2009, 05:36:06 PM
seeing Rodger punning is raising my strauss level

Been done.  And there's no "d" in Roger.


damn

punning first thing in the morning is best left to the pros..
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 20, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
I don't get half of these puns.  Maybe I should get to the record store and go Chopin for some classical music.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Kai on November 20, 2009, 06:27:06 PM
 :lulz: This thread delivers. Allegro some more before I try my piece.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 20, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
I don't get half of these puns.  Maybe I should get to the record store and go Chopin for some classical music.

3 out of 4 classical music fans prefer waltzes, if that helps you at all. 
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Kai on November 20, 2009, 06:35:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 20, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
I don't get half of these puns.  Maybe I should get to the record store and go Chopin for some classical music.

3 out of 4 classical music fans prefer waltzes, if that helps you at all. 

:x :argh!: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 06:36:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 20, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
I don't get half of these puns.  Maybe I should get to the record store and go Chopin for some classical music.

3 out of 4 classical music fans prefer waltzes, if that helps you at all. 


Ok, I must be a ritard, because I didn't get that at first.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 06:45:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 06:36:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 06:33:48 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 20, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
I don't get half of these puns.  Maybe I should get to the record store and go Chopin for some classical music.

3 out of 4 classical music fans prefer waltzes, if that helps you at all. 


Ok, I must be a ritard, because I didn't get that at first.

That's because you don't have the secret de-Coda ring. 
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Kai on November 20, 2009, 06:55:09 PM
I WILL KILL A METZOFORTISSIMO.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Nast on November 20, 2009, 08:06:47 PM
Nothing but treble will come from this.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Zenpeanut on November 20, 2009, 08:29:28 PM
Such bass humor, these puns. They just don't strike a chord with me, that's for sure.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Suu on November 20, 2009, 08:36:14 PM
It's making me wonder if anyone here has a clef palette?
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 08:42:09 PM
So asks the 40 year old fat guy.  Everyone knows Suu's a phone-y. 
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Suu on November 20, 2009, 08:47:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2009, 08:42:09 PM
So asks the 40 year old fat guy.  Everyone knows Suu's a phone-y. 

ICWUTUDIDTHAR

:golfclap:
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2009, 08:48:41 PM
Wow.  Impressive, RWHN.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 20, 2009, 09:04:20 PM
:thanks:

Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Mangrove on November 21, 2009, 12:51:21 AM
I made a cup of tea because my throat was dry and I was thinking of going to Aspen for the weekend. Does that make me Chai Cough Ski?

Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Nast on November 21, 2009, 08:06:14 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 21, 2009, 12:51:21 AM
I made a cup of tea because my throat was dry and I was thinking of going to Aspen for the weekend. Does that make me Chai Cough Ski?



Aspen you say? What a coincidence, I'll also be in that aria.
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: AFK on November 21, 2009, 12:19:00 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 21, 2009, 12:51:21 AM
I made a cup of tea because my throat was dry and I was thinking of going to Aspen for the weekend. Does that make me Chai Cough Ski?

Do you realize how many hours I spent figuring out a way to use that?  Well played Mang.  Well played. 

Oh, and did you Pachebel or are you just happy to see me? 
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Mangrove on November 21, 2009, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 21, 2009, 12:19:00 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on November 21, 2009, 12:51:21 AM
I made a cup of tea because my throat was dry and I was thinking of going to Aspen for the weekend. Does that make me Chai Cough Ski?

Do you realize how many hours I spent figuring out a way to use that?  Well played Mang.  Well played. 

Oh, and did you Pachebel or are you just happy to see me? 

It's not a Bell...it's a Canon  :D
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Kai on November 21, 2009, 06:01:18 PM
 :x :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN, RWHN:
Post by: Jasper on November 21, 2009, 08:19:37 PM
Part of me wants to laugh until I die, and the other part wants to tear my own head off and spray you all with my aortal gouts of blood.