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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 01:53:44 am

Title: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 01:53:44 am
Sit down, shut the hell up, and listen.

Just look at you.  Just fucking look at yourself, huddled in the corner like the trapped rat you are.  Look what you've done to yourself.  You've whored yourself out to The Machine‚  for so long that you no longer know what living is.  You've become convinced that "success" is a bigger SUV, or a 48" plasma screen, or another zero before the decimal point in your bank account.

You forgot everything.  You forgot every single thing that Hank Williams Sr and Buck Owens tried to teach you about what was good and holy and right about America, the America that was.  Drinking and gambling and shooting out the lights and howling at the moon...THAT'S what America - the REAL America - is all about.  America USED to have one HUGE advantage over our European buddies...the ability to just fucking lose it and go nuts once in a a while...but we've lost that, and now the pressure just builds and builds until people snap out of it and look around at what's going on around them...and that's where we get our Oswalds and our Chos.

GODDAMN IT, AMERICANS!  STOP DOING STUPID SHIT STOP ACTING LIKE SLAVES STOP CHASING THE MECHANICAL RABBIT STOP STOP STOP WAKE THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WAKE THE FUCK UP!

For the love of "Bob", didn't ANY of you listen to what Frank Sinatra was telling you?   Or Elton John?  Or The King?  Yeah.  The King.  Elvis told you what the hell was important, but that wasn't GOOD enough, was it?  COOL was HARD WORK, Slack was TOO MUCH EFFORT, so instead you turned yourself into another rat in the rigged race we call "The American Nightmare ".

When is the last time you had FUN?  Remember fun?  Remember hanging out the window of your beater car, shooting stop signs and laughing til you damn near wreck?  When's the last time you really took a pointless chance with your life?  That's why you forgot how to live, dumbass!  Because you let yourself get SAFE!  You even convinced yourself that SAFE was GOOD, when it's really nothing but soma to make you sit down, shut up, and stop interfering with production.

So when was it?  When's the last time you treated an asshole the way they deserved?  When's the last time you just said what you really thought?  WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU PUNCHED A PRICK INNA FACE!  CRIPES!  Even Richard Nixon had more fun than you.

Let me close by adding that you aren't the future, at least not as long as you keep acting like sheep.  WE'RE the future...the FREAKS!  Pure-blooded Yeti like Cain and ECH and Cramulous and BMW and Felix and all the other shitheads at http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php And now you can decide...are you on the train with the Superior Mutants, or are you on the tracks with the sheep?

Or kill me.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 01:58:16 am
:D 

LONG LIVE THE FUCKIN' FREAKS!!
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2007, 01:59:19 am
:mittens:

Most people are so deluded they've fully bought into CoN entertainments without thinking if they actually like it.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: cyberus on April 29, 2007, 02:01:40 am
I really like the hate in this one.  It's focused enough to make you smile, but vague enough to get anyone a bit riled. :mittens:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 02:02:25 am
Superior Mutants:
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/FelixPhlogopite/250px-Harry.jpg)

8)
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: LHX on April 29, 2007, 02:05:18 am
hells yeah motherfucker

i think the good Rev has just officially announced that spring is here


time to knock some shit around
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 02:07:30 am
Ahh, spring is in the air.  I want to mate all day and eat a whole birthday cake. :D
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2007, 02:14:08 am
Well, I liked it very much. And just for the hell of it the last time was the night i got busted. They cuffed me and strapped me down to make themselves feel safe. Heh, I guess I was tearing some assholes apart. Ahem. And for some very mysterious reason I still didn't go to jail. Is there a lesson there?

Hawk
is lucky his scrawny lippy ass wasn't stomped to shit.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: maphdet on April 29, 2007, 02:20:47 am
I always like the rants from TGRR.
Not much more to add other than that.
and Cheers!
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Shit on April 29, 2007, 02:36:31 am
Hear, hear, Rev.  Christ, what a joke this world is.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 02:40:32 am
If everything is funny, what is serious?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Shit on April 29, 2007, 02:45:33 am
Kinda Taoist that.  Everything that is funhy is serious.  Funny that.  Srsly.  I am taking this seriously, but funny that.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: LHX on April 29, 2007, 02:46:55 am
oh shit Ben is back in the house too now
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 02:53:06 am
Kinda Taoist that.  Everything that is funhy is serious.  Funny that.  Srsly.  I am taking this seriously, but funny that.

Seriousness isn't funny though.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 03:04:30 am
Kinda Taoist that.  Everything that is funhy is serious.  Funny that.  Srsly.  I am taking this seriously, but funny that.

Seriousness isn't funny though.

You need to spend more time watching Pat Robertson.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2007, 03:07:27 am
And sometimes, being funny is Serious Business.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 03:17:57 am
True.

And Pat Robertson, isn't he a news anchor?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 03:23:31 am
True.

And Pat Robertson, isn't he a news anchor?

Um.

Yeah.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 03:28:19 am
Isn't there that one news anchor whose job it is to occaisionally do a segment where he bitches about stupid, irrelevant crap?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2007, 03:29:47 am
Isn't there that one news anchor whose job it is to occaisionally do a segment where he bitches about stupid, irrelevant crap?

O'Reilly.  William, IIRC.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 03:33:30 am
That's the one.

I think I just proved your point, guys.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: B_M_W on April 29, 2007, 03:53:54 am
True.

And Pat Robertson, isn't he a news anchor?

700 club.

You know, the place Roger is always trolling and getting banned at?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 04:00:08 am
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 04:20:50 am
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen‚Ѣ.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2007, 04:26:37 am
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen‚Ѣ.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.

(http://img10.imagepile.net/img10/73war.320.gif)
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 04:29:40 am
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen‚Ѣ.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.

(http://img10.imagepile.net/img10/73war.320.gif)

That's two morons.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Cain on April 29, 2007, 04:30:16 am
You could only read half of it?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 04:30:54 am
You could only read half of it?

My left brain cancelled out my right.   :sad:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2007, 04:57:01 am
You could only read half of it?

My left brain cancelled out my right.   :sad:

Wait..., you have a brain?

WTF?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 04:59:33 am
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen™.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.

Hate tires me out, I'm still too young and glandular.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 05:03:30 am
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen‚Ѣ.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.

Hate tires me out, I'm still too young and glandular.

This decade isn't for lazy mutants.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 05:30:22 am
I used to be lazier, but that's leaving my system as I learn discipline and self-respect.

Hate is like an armor, contempt is a defense.  It comes into play neccesarily when it is needed, but I don't want a habit of it.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 29, 2007, 05:35:24 am
everyone is hated but nobody lets them know about it.

hating isn't about making yourself despise people. it's about letting them know how despised they already are.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 05:37:22 am
Shut up, you were born feet first and nobody loves you.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 29, 2007, 05:39:18 am
Shut up, you were born feet first and nobody loves you.

see, it isn't hard
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 29, 2007, 05:42:39 am
Nope.  I just have to be in the mood, and I'm usually zen as fuck, believe it or not.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 04:58:18 pm
I used to be lazier, but that's leaving my system as I learn discipline and self-respect.

Hate is like an armor, contempt is a defense.  It comes into play neccesarily when it is needed, but I don't want a habit of it.

Bullshit.  Hate is like a big rake.  And you can hit people in the face with it.

And if you don't hate pretty much full time, then you aren't paying attention.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2007, 05:02:37 pm
Well, I think you lit a fire under Sit. This rant spurred her to action I think.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 05:06:33 pm
Well, I think you lit a fire under Sit. This rant spurred her to action I think.

Link?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2007, 05:22:21 pm
http://www.mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?t=156336
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Adios on April 29, 2007, 05:23:33 pm
Also posted it here in OMF.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 30, 2007, 07:56:24 pm
Roger, do you enjoy life?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jenne on April 30, 2007, 08:16:56 pm
O gud gawd
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 30, 2007, 08:18:40 pm
Teh lulz are headed this way.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: LHX on April 30, 2007, 08:45:50 pm
there is a difference between enjoying life and being forced into the Planet Earth Experience in 2007


you can enjoy life all you want
but
that doesnt mean you have to pretend that the presence of unnecessary pain and suffering doesnt piss you off


in FACT - it could be said that a enjoyment of life could lead somebody to HATE EVEN MORE



and HATE EFFECTIVELY
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on April 30, 2007, 09:38:49 pm
The only way people learn anything is through discussion and conflict. I'm tired of all these fucks who just write " Yay Roger. I really enjoyed that one. Nice!"

Now if your not Roger, please don't answer for him. 


Don't worry I'll try to keep the gloves on if anything develops, but don't take my word for it.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 30, 2007, 09:42:29 pm
Uh-Oh, not the gloves!!!!!!!!!!
Don't take the gloves off!!!!!!!!

I'll answer where I fucking please.
Go eat cum.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: LHX on April 30, 2007, 10:10:23 pm
The only way people learn anything is through discussion and conflict. I'm tired of all these fucks who just write " Yay Roger. I really enjoyed that one. Nice!"

Now if your not Roger, please don't answer for him. 


Don't worry I'll try to keep the gloves on if anything develops, but don't take my word for it.
i wasnt answering for him

i was just giving you something to consider before you put yourself in a situation where you look bad


i dont see why anybody would have a problem wiff Rev's ability to put out consistently good shit?

that kind of hate dont pay
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on April 30, 2007, 10:53:25 pm
I used to be lazier, but that's leaving my system as I learn discipline and self-respect.

Hate is like an armor, contempt is a defense.  It comes into play neccesarily when it is needed, but I don't want a habit of it.

Bullshit.  Hate is like a big rake.  And you can hit people in the face with it.

And if you don't hate pretty much full time, then you aren't paying attention.

I'm rarely in situations where more than usual levels of contempt are required.

Now, on another hand, I've developed a tendency to lecture miscreants, curse at rude strangers, and generally make my feelings known when people are disrespectful, stupid, or superstitious.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 30, 2007, 11:32:25 pm
:mittens:

Just wondering dude, do you ever write anything other than rants? You'd be a dabhand at scripts I reckon  :wink:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 12:11:30 am
Roger, do you enjoy life?

Cowass, why are you afraid of Black Peoples?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 12:12:13 am
there is a difference between enjoying life and being forced into the Planet Earth Experience in 2007


you can enjoy life all you want
but
that doesnt mean you have to pretend that the presence of unnecessary pain and suffering doesnt piss you off


in FACT - it could be said that a enjoyment of life could lead somebody to HATE EVEN MORE



and HATE EFFECTIVELY

Thanks for your support.

But it's only Cowass.  He has nothing to say.  Too bad he says it so often.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 12:12:59 am
Don't worry I'll try to keep the gloves on if anything develops, but don't take my word for it.

 :lulz:

Shut your gob, you fucking pussy.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 12:15:01 am
We need this emoticon:

OHH I HATES DAT ROGER SO MUCH!
\
(http://stuff.phraust.com/koopah_belvedere.gif)

:cowass:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on May 01, 2007, 02:09:23 am
Roger, do you enjoy life?

Cowass, why are you afraid of Black Peoples?

Nice

I'll take that as a no. I'll also take the next three posts as no's as well. I'm done.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Idem on May 01, 2007, 02:16:19 am
I'm done.
:D
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Random Probability on May 01, 2007, 02:42:03 am
Roger, do you enjoy life?

Cowass, why are you afraid of Black Peoples?

Nice

I'll take that as a no. I'll also take the next three posts as no's as well. I'm done.

How underwhelming.  I bet you prefer masturbation over sex, don't you?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on May 01, 2007, 02:45:12 am
Roger, do you enjoy life?

Cowass, why are you afraid of Black Peoples?

Nice

I'll take that as a no. I'll also take the next three posts as no's as well. I'm done.

How underwhelming.  I bet you prefer masturbation over sex, don't you?

Depends on the woman.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 04:27:21 am
Roger, do you enjoy life?

Cowass, why are you afraid of Black Peoples?

Nice

I'll take that as a no. I'll also take the next three posts as no's as well. I'm done.

Take it however you like.  You already failed when you took the sacred art of ranting to be an indication of whether or not someone is happy.

I'm sorry, Cowass, your woeful ignorance just isn't my problem.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 04:28:20 am
I'm done.
:D

He won't really leave, you know.

He can't.  He's obsessed, for some reason.

TGRR,
Would have worn an OD green jacket, if I had known I'd have my very own Mark David Chapman.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Shit on May 01, 2007, 05:14:31 am
Would Dr. Cow Ass please report to the laboratory?  Doctor, I cannot believe you've been performing experiments of this type in our lab.  What are your credentials?  Asstology?  That's it?  No wonder.  And here you are trying to perform lobotomies.  These reports show that there was a slightly major problem with that self-lobotomy you've been experimenting with.  You did the wrong end.  We're going to have to sew up your ass for several weeks, and if that really is where you're brain was located, it might take years of therapy to get you back into some semblance of working intelligible order.  Not to mention the legal complications of self-lobotomy.  We'll take it from here.  It's all we can do.

Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on May 01, 2007, 01:04:00 pm
Roger, do you enjoy life?

Cowass, why are you afraid of Black Peoples?

Nice

I'll take that as a no. I'll also take the next three posts as no's as well. I'm done.

Take it however you like.  You already failed when you took the sacred art of ranting to be an indication of whether or not someone is happy.

I'm sorry, Cowass, your woeful ignorance just isn't my problem.

That's very true. Why rant when your not angry. But your angry all the time in all forums.


I'm thinking I made the mistake of taking you and your writing style too seriously.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2007, 04:39:05 pm

That's very true. Why rant when your not angry. But your angry all the time in all forums.


I'm thinking I made the mistake of taking you and your writing style too seriously.

1.  Naw.  When I'm angry, you'll know it.

2.  You'd hardly be the first to make that mistake.  Of course, if you decide it's all a joke, you'll never get the punchline.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2007, 01:06:34 am
It occurs to me that this is the second rant of mine that Cowass has intentionally derailed, in some weird attempt at a mating ritual of some kind.

Sorry, Cowass, I won't fuck you. 

Now, do you suppose you can restrain yourself from this sort of thing, or do you get stuffed in the box with AKK?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on May 08, 2007, 03:33:52 am
Roger, do you enjoy life?

Cowass, why are you afraid of Black Peoples?

Nice

I'll take that as a no. I'll also take the next three posts as no's as well. I'm done.

Take it however you like.  You already failed when you took the sacred art of ranting to be an indication of whether or not someone is happy.

I'm sorry, Cowass, your woeful ignorance just isn't my problem.

That's very true. Why rant when your not angry. But your angry all the time in all forums.


I'm thinking I made the mistake of taking you and your writing style too seriously.

No.

There was this one time he wasn't the least angry.

I hope that never happens again.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2007, 03:35:13 am
Roger, do you enjoy life?

Cowass, why are you afraid of Black Peoples?

Nice

I'll take that as a no. I'll also take the next three posts as no's as well. I'm done.

Take it however you like.  You already failed when you took the sacred art of ranting to be an indication of whether or not someone is happy.

I'm sorry, Cowass, your woeful ignorance just isn't my problem.

That's very true. Why rant when your not angry. But your angry all the time in all forums.


I'm thinking I made the mistake of taking you and your writing style too seriously.

No.

There was this one time he wasn't the least angry.

I hope that never happens again.

I love you guys.

*snicker*
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on May 08, 2007, 03:37:59 am
*Grinds teeths*

Shit...
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2007, 04:02:58 am
*Grinds teeths*

Shit...

I'm rather proud of that little moment, especially considering that was the second time I pulled it off.

 :lulz:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on May 10, 2007, 12:35:46 am
It's freaky.  Like taking drugs and feeling even more normal, or watching someone surf on the Pacific.

Worrisome.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2007, 01:00:33 am
It's freaky.  Like taking drugs and feeling even more normal, or watching someone surf on the Pacific.

Worrisome.

Or like the sound of Sam Donaldson NOT shrieking hideous questions at Ronald Reagan.

Um.  You had to be there.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Random Probability on May 10, 2007, 01:01:37 am
It's freaky.  Like taking drugs and feeling even more normal, or watching someone surf on the Pacific.

Worrisome.

Surf the Pacific?  WTF?  It's the only ocean with actual waves!!!

Are drugs doing you again?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on May 10, 2007, 06:35:09 am
The pacific is on the west coast, and has hardly a ripple to it.

It's so-named because it's PEACEFUL.

And I never made a habit of controlled substances.  This is how I normally am.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2007, 06:46:33 am


It's so-named because it's PEACEFUL.


LIES.  Go to Hawaii on the off season.

Tell me how peaceful it is.

Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on May 10, 2007, 06:49:04 am
Okay, it's peaceful from where I'm standing.

I dunno man, I didn't name the fucking sea.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Dr. Cow Ass on May 10, 2007, 06:09:13 pm
It occurs to me that this is the second rant of mine that Cowass has intentionally derailed, in some weird attempt at a mating ritual of some kind.

Sorry, Cowass, I won't fuck you. 

Now, do you suppose you can restrain yourself from this sort of thing, or do you get stuffed in the box with AKK?

Where would you get that idea?

Who have you been talking too?


Hypothetically speaking, If I were to get stuffed in this "box" with AKK could I do stuff with/to him?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Random Probability on May 11, 2007, 01:12:41 am
Okay, it's peaceful from where I'm standing.

I dunno man, I didn't name the fucking sea.

Post hopscotch!
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on May 11, 2007, 01:18:34 am
Pardon?
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 05:56:11 pm
Shameless bump.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 25, 2010, 06:24:02 pm
Holy fuck - Sigmatic is Felix!! I been trying to work that out for ages  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:27:18 pm
Holy fuck - Sigmatic is Felix!! I been trying to work that out for ages  :lulz:

Um.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on June 25, 2010, 07:18:46 pm
Oh-

SNAP!

:lulz:

Also, good bump.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Freeky on June 25, 2010, 07:34:47 pm
What do you know, TGRR DID have hope for humanity still. I didn't see it before. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Reginald Ret on June 25, 2010, 07:52:02 pm
Inspiration!


Oh that reminds me, i finished my pepperspray/cooking utensil.
I wish i could convey with words or pictures how much fun it is to have (near)pure capsaicin available 24/7.
Whenever i get bored i just spray it in my mouth. 15 minutes entertainment right there.
I really should spray it in someones eyes [FOR SCIENCE!] but i am not enough of a bastard to do it to my friends, and i don't let unliked people into my house.
Oh, the stuff burns quite well (well duh, its oil) and doing that can easily fill the room with irritating fumes :D
I'm not sure wether that is because of the spraying or the burning, though.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on June 25, 2010, 09:44:09 pm
Same reason you should try not to burn hot peppers in the oven.  Bad.  Very bad.  Die coughing.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Zyzyx on June 27, 2010, 09:17:39 am
My Dionysiac celebration is at least weekly, thank you very much Reverend. Few things are more Southern than getting roaring drunk and walking around being loud as hell. Roaring down the interstate blaring metal, trolling uptight business-mob wannabes with nothing but a black robe and a label-maker. My time to be a hoodlum is MINE to take!
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 27, 2010, 06:17:37 pm
Holy fuck - Sigmatic is Felix!! I been trying to work that out for ages  :lulz:

I'm more or less hopelessly confused about who is who now, including the people I know IRL.

Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 27, 2010, 06:21:23 pm
I'm pretty much on top of it unless someone changes their avi at the same time as their nick. That can assfuck me for months on end but I like the feeling of confusion way too much to ask or anything like that  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Jasper on June 27, 2010, 06:53:17 pm
It's a problem I solve by generally not caring.  Or, alternatively, recognizing things like custom titles and writing voice.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Fujikoma on June 28, 2010, 09:16:28 am
Hrmmmm... That's my style, watch from a corner till I can find a vulnerable spot, then strike as hard as I can.

I live like a serious fruitcake, I'm always astonished to wake up in the morning, but, this is a good feeling... I try to do my part everyday, and I work desperately to get people to chill the fuck out and respect one another, while contemplating punching some people relentlessly... As much as I dislike violence, sometimes, it's the only way to shake the apple loose from the tree, and, well, fuck it, who really gives a shit, anyway?.. People like me for some reason I can't explain... Maybe it's because they sense that I give a shit... When I actually started to give a shit, I noticed a real change in people's reactions to me... They're all very sensitive, but the first paradigm shift is the worst.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:58:42 pm
Bump
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2010, 07:11:31 pm
Inspiration!


Oh that reminds me, i finished my pepperspray/cooking utensil.
I wish i could convey with words or pictures how much fun it is to have (near)pure capsaicin available 24/7.
Whenever i get bored i just spray it in my mouth. 15 minutes entertainment right there.
I really should spray it in someones eyes [FOR SCIENCE!] but i am not enough of a bastard to do it to my friends, and i don't let unliked people into my house.
Oh, the stuff burns quite well (well duh, its oil) and doing that can easily fill the room with irritating fumes :D
I'm not sure wether that is because of the spraying or the burning, though.

can you post step-by-step instructions and possibly pics in the recipes forum please? :D
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: AFK on August 10, 2010, 01:33:09 am
there is a difference between enjoying life and being forced into the Planet Earth Experience in 2007


you can enjoy life all you want
but
that doesnt mean you have to pretend that the presence of unnecessary pain and suffering doesnt piss you off


in FACT - it could be said that a enjoyment of life could lead somebody to HATE EVEN MORE



and HATE EFFECTIVELY
Umm, I know I'm like three years too late, but, yes, THIS.  This sums up my present-day hate nicely. 
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 10, 2010, 02:12:04 am
You had me at the title. Very good, sir.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Epimetheus on August 15, 2010, 09:17:58 pm
When is the last time you had FUN?  Remember fun?  Remember hanging out the window of your beater car, shooting stop signs and laughing til you damn near wreck?  When's the last time you really took a pointless chance with your life?  That's why you forgot how to live, dumbass!  Because you let yourself get SAFE!  You even convinced yourself that SAFE was GOOD, when it's really nothing but soma to make you sit down, shut up, and stop interfering with production.

Relevant:

Quote from: Osho
Life is basically insecure. That's its intrinsic quality; it cannot be changed. Death is secure, absolutely secure. The moment you choose security, unknowingly you have chosen death. The moment you choose life, unawares you have chosen insecurity.
Title: Re: Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.
Post by: Fujikoma on April 08, 2019, 03:42:05 am
And then, for no reason I can pin down, I decided to blow out my floor to ceiling windows with a double-barreled shotgun in the middle of the night.