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Also, i dont think discordia attracts any more sociopaths than say, atheism or satanism.

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#1
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: InsprioBot
October 22, 2015, 02:51:50 AM
In a strange twist, InspiroBot suddenly gives good advice.

#2
In Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack gets this black spot on his hand that attracts the Kraken.
I picture the Tucson as being like that Kraken. And everyone has the black spot.
#3
Principia Discussion / Re: Im not dIscordIan
October 18, 2015, 03:38:56 AM
Quote from: Chaos_Zebra on September 20, 2015, 11:19:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTPKbbBbxU
"I Fucking Hate You"


For everything you do
I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every fucking bullshit lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
When you repeatedly
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
(Fuck you)
You pull me down
And you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'
'Cause I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
And I fucking hate you
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you (fuck you)

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
#4
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: InsprioBot
October 18, 2015, 03:14:36 AM


When I read that, I hear it sung by Frank Zappa.

EDIT: WAIT NO THIS ONE IS BEST ONE

#5
Sounds cool! Good luck. A good artist will make that the coolest shit ever.

Also can this be a tattoo thread? Is there one of those? I'm planning on my first tat soon as well!
#6
I have an urge to return to this place, and that urge has been gaining momentum.
It's been a long time, so here's a re-introduction off the top of my head.

I'm Epimetheus; I'm a little baby boy of 23 years; I live in California where it's still triple-digits in mid-October and I resent every minute of it; I am working full-time; I am learning Spanish; I like art and music and language and physics and history and learning things in general; I am a college dropout but I am currently working toward a degree; I am very lighthearted but I get serious when it's about decisions that affect others - nonetheless I am generally optimistic, no matter the evidence to the contrary; I have a crush on Discordia even though she is mean to me sometimes.

Sorry about not saying goodbye. I hope it didn't hurt anyone. Here's my hello. Any questions?
#8
Having a small argument on FB regarding prison conditions and Arpaio, with someone I recently met.
After a little back-and-forth, she revealed that doesn't think cruel treatment of the worst offenders, including whipping and torture (my suggestions), are wrong.
I mean...what can I say at this point?
#9
I would venture a guess that end-of-the-world predictions will continue long after the world actually ends.
#11
NATIONAL DAY of APOPHENIA.

May we celebrate this day by seeing patterns everyfuckingwhere.

Really, though, the Coca Cola bear resembles a skull because the advertisers were in a death cult.
"Didja ever look at a dollar bill? There's some spooky stuff goin' on, on a dollar bill, man." - Ron Slater
#12
 :lulz: :lulz: brilliant.
#13
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / a Q for all
December 12, 2012, 07:33:55 AM
Any advice on continuing to be your weird self when other people judge you negatively for it?
I mean, I tell myself I don't give a shit what they think, and I believe it, but at the end of the day my behavior has been pretty restrained around the people who get "weirded out" by the Different.
(Thinking in particular of friends/roomies/neighbors whom I see every day, and the feeling of a need not to alienate them.
To paraphrase a neighbor... "Your Facebook's pretty weird...I mean, if that was the first place I knew you from, I'm not sure I'd have been your friend." Uh huh, and turns out my brain is a few levels stranger than my Facebook. But my brain's, you know, on the inside, so far.)

Maybe just paying more and closer attention to my motivations for my actions, and simply cut off the what-will-the-neighbors-think motivated shit?
I wonder if anyone has a good daily practice for this sort of thing?
#14
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2012, 04:40:43 PM
Okay.

ANYONE LIKE HOLIST?  SPEAK UP, PLS.

As far as I can see, holist takes every opportunity to insult, demean or belittle someone, and takes all of his own opinions to be foregone conclusions. There's nothing to like, so far.
#15
Roger, I think I know why you attract all the weirdos.
There's the Earth's magnetic field. Comes out at the south end, goes in at the north end, roughly speaking.
Then there's the Luck field. Comes out in Peru and goes in at Dobbstown.

But I think there's another field, a Weird field. And, methinks, it comes out somewhere in the Indian Ocean, and goes in right down atop your big ol' bald flocculent head.


Here's hoping a future boss or associate of mine creates half as much a disturbance in the Weird as you.