I have no credentials, I didn't finish High School, and never went to any post secondary school... so I know basically nothing, but I'm mostly honest...
Save yourself the psychiatry bill and ask me. I will answer you to the best of my ability at the moment I am answering... no question too trivial, no question too awkward...
When did it all start going downhill?
What is the excel formula which will call text strings from other columns?
I want a formula which produces the following output:
"Unit <value from column D>, Reading <Value from Column E>, <value from column F>"
any idea how to do that?
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?
What is a good name for a big lumpy English bulldog?
Quote from: LMNO on January 11, 2010, 07:27:53 PM
When did it all start going downhill?
When they stopped telling people that noses also grow during puberty.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 11, 2010, 07:29:07 PM
What is the excel formula which will call text strings from other columns?
I want a formula which produces the following output:
"Unit <value from column D>, Reading <Value from Column E>, <value from column F>"
any idea how to do that?
I have no idea, I am very sorry.
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?
Well, which city?
Quote from: General Stuart on January 11, 2010, 07:32:26 PM
What is a good name for a big lumpy English bulldog?
Ralston
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?
Well, which city?
Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 11, 2010, 07:32:26 PM
What is a good name for a big lumpy English bulldog?
Ralston
Holy shit that is a good name for a big lumpy English bulldog!
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?
Well, which city?
Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.
Oh right, I forgot you were in Toronto.
There is a small alley across from CityTV, often somewhat sketchy gentlemen stand around in there selling weed. DO NOT SHOW THEM YOUR MONEY FIRST, no matter what they say. it can be dangerous. Wear a helmet.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
Nostalgia grows with age, people almost always forget that it was never as good at the time as it seems to you later.
Awesome, thanks!
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:40:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
Nostalgia grows with age, people almost always forget that it was never as good at the time as it seems to you later.
Yes it was.
1. I got laid more.
2. Johnny Cash was still alive.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:42:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:40:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
Nostalgia grows with age, people almost always forget that it was never as good at the time as it seems to you later.
Yes it was.
1. I got laid more.
2. Johnny Cash was still alive.
1. I guarantee you are more interesting now than you were then. Stop being a lazy ass and go out to meet women. They will respond.
2. My guess is you were not a close personal friend of Johnny Cash, in which case he is still as alive to you now as he ever was then, he just won't be putting out new songs. Enjoy!
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:48:22 PM
I guarantee you are more interesting now than you were then. Stop being a lazy ass and go out to meet women.
The last chick I met had a jar of human teeth under her sink. :sadbanana:
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:48:22 PM
My guess is you were not a close personal friend of Johnny Cash, in which case he is still as alive to you now as he ever was then, he just won't be putting out new songs. Enjoy!
They all left us, Hoops...Johnny Cash, James Brown, Elvis, Richard Nixon. All gone. :sad:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:50:22 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:48:22 PM
I guarantee you are more interesting now than you were then. Stop being a lazy ass and go out to meet women.
The last chick I met had a jar of human teeth under her sink. :sadbanana:
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:48:22 PM
My guess is you were not a close personal friend of Johnny Cash, in which case he is still as alive to you now as he ever was then, he just won't be putting out new songs. Enjoy!
They all left us, Hoops...Johnny Cash, James Brown, Elvis, Richard Nixon. All gone. :sad:
I still think that chick is a keeper.
Yeah, good point, but at least we still have Captain Beefheart. For now.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 11, 2010, 07:29:07 PM
What is the excel formula which will call text strings from other columns?
I want a formula which produces the following output:
"Unit <value from column D>, Reading <Value from Column E>, <value from column F>"
any idea how to do that?
=concatenate("x","y","z")
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:35 PM
I still think that chick is a keeper.
She dumped me for being too weird. :sadbanana:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:35 PM
I still think that chick is a keeper.
She dumped me for being too weird. :sadbanana:
Send her address to Enrico. That's probably using a shotgun to kill a fly, but she fucked with the wrong bunch of weirdos.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:35 PM
I still think that chick is a keeper.
She dumped me for being too weird. :sadbanana:
Send her address to Enrico. That's probably using a shotgun to kill a fly, but she fucked with the wrong bunch of weirdos.
Okay.
Say, what's the address to the Salizoran embassy in Andorra, anyways?
Quote from: Ratssinis on January 11, 2010, 07:59:16 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I would imagine it wanted to go to the other side of the road.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:57:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:35 PM
I still think that chick is a keeper.
She dumped me for being too weird. :sadbanana:
Send her address to Enrico. That's probably using a shotgun to kill a fly, but she fucked with the wrong bunch of weirdos.
Okay.
Say, what's the address to the Salizoran embassy in Andorra, anyways?
I'll PM it, we can't have that kind of delicate ammunition just sitting around.
Can one, after shooting someone who has "snow panic", say they were in fear for their life and it was self defense? It WAS the last loaf of bread after all.....
If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?
Quote from: Cain on January 11, 2010, 08:10:46 PM
If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?
Praise him for his practical analytical theorizing, then, eat him too.
:lulz:
Quote from: Khara on January 11, 2010, 08:08:16 PM
Can one, after shooting someone who has "snow panic", say they were in fear for their life and it was self defense? It WAS the last loaf of bread after all.....
Of course.
Will PDcom slowly mutate into the Illuminati?
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:25:47 PM
I have no credentials, I didn't finish High School, and never went to any post secondary school... so I know basically nothing, but I'm mostly honest...
Save yourself the psychiatry bill and ask me. I will answer you to the best of my ability at the moment I am answering... no question too trivial, no question too awkward...
That's quite delightful.
how did I end up in this dark, cold alley, with half my clothes missing, my starbucks card gone, and with "IT FLIES AT MIDNIGHT" written across my forehead? :? :?
Where are my boots? I can't escape without them.
When are you dirty Canadians going to stop sending your foul winter air my direction??? :argh!:
Quote from: Felix on January 12, 2010, 06:49:43 AM
Will PDcom slowly mutate into the Illuminati?
I find that rather unlikely.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 12, 2010, 08:41:13 AM
how did I end up in this dark, cold alley, with half my clothes missing, my starbucks card gone, and with "IT FLIES AT MIDNIGHT" written across my forehead? :? :?
You made the mistake of turning your back on Iason.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 12, 2010, 08:49:18 AM
Where are my boots? I can't escape without them.
They are where you left them.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 12, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
When are you dirty Canadians going to stop sending your foul winter air my direction??? :argh!:
Haha. Don't pretend you aren't to blame, Iason.
What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?
Quote from: Cain on January 12, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?
Chicken.
Why is there a five dollar bill pinned to my shirt?
Quote from: General Stuart on January 12, 2010, 03:12:14 PM
Why is there a five dollar bill pinned to my shirt?
You made it to Level 3.
YESSSS!
Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 12, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?
Chicken.
Good call - the chicken was almost gone and I managed to get the last of it
Am I crazy or is it just everyone else?
When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 02:59:50 AM
When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?
When you have nothing left to lose.
I found a small square-shaped bulging envelope addressed to the previous tenant of my apartment. In all likelihood he is no longer in the country. What should I do with it?
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 03:29:18 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 02:59:50 AM
When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?
When you have nothing left to lose.
EITHER
start shooting
OR
EASY MINI CHEESECAKES - "Wisconsin Style"
--------------------------------------------------------------------
12 foil cupcake liners 1/2 C. sugar
12 vanilla wafer cookies 2 - 8 oz. pkgs cream cheese
1 C. sour cream 2 eggs
2 Tbsp. sugar 1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. vanilla
Chocolate curls, if desired
Cut-up fruit, if desired
Powdered sugar, if desired
Heat oven to 325. Line muffin pan with foil liners; place one cookie in each liner.
In large mixer bowl, combine 1/2 C. sugar, cream cheese, eggs and vanilla.
Beat at medium speed, scraping bowl often, until creamy.
Pour over each cookie, filling cup 3/4 full.
Bake for 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, in small bowl stir together sour cream, 2 Tbsp. sugar and vanilla.
Spoon about 1 Tbsp. sour cream mixture onto each hot cheesecake.
Continue baking for 8 to 10 minutes or until set. Cool; remove from pan.
Cover; chill till firm (1-2 hours).
To serve, garnish with chocolate curls, fruit and/ or powdered sugar.
On that note, I believe we are done here.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 03:52:47 AM
On that note, I believe we are done here.
Oh. I had another question. :sad:
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.
Sounds good.
Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress. Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation. With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.
Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both. Which way to go?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.
Sounds good.
Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress. Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation. With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.
Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both. Which way to go?
Always always always go for berserk.
It's just funnier.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.
Sounds good.
Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress. Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation. With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.
Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both. Which way to go?
Always always always go for berserk.
It's just funnier.
You haven't seen what I say to people when I'm all fucked up.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.
Sounds good.
Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress. Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation. With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.
Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both. Which way to go?
Always always always go for berserk.
It's just funnier.
You haven't seen what I say to people when I'm all fucked up.
Good point.
Ok, let's do this for science. Today, go one direction, film the results. Tomorrow, go the other direction, and film the results. Then we can accurately decide which is the more amusing route.
one last question before you turn off the lights:
Should I go get my Masters degree? And if so, in WHAT?
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
one last question before you turn off the lights:
Should I go get my Masters degree? And if so, in WHAT?
Yes. Philosophy.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
one last question before you turn off the lights:
Should I go get my Masters degree? And if so, in WHAT?
Do they offer an MA in Hate/Rage/Horrorsex?
Hey Hoopla,
I'm bored. What would you recomend?
Quote from: Richter on January 13, 2010, 04:42:24 PM
Hey Hoopla,
I'm bored. What would you recomend?
In case Hoopla's busy, allow me to make a suggestion:
Find yourself a psychotic girl friend. This will alleviate any boredom you have.
:lulz:
"No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood." -mal2
finding a psycho girlfriend will alleviate the FUCK out of your boredom
I married mine. I thought it would help with the crazy. It didn't work :x
No boredom here.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2010, 04:50:33 PM
:lulz:
"No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood." -mal2
finding a psycho girlfriend will alleviate the FUCK out of your boredom
I recommend it, if you care about boredom and not happiness.
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine. I thought it would help with the crazy. It didn't work :x
No boredom here.
What made you think that would help?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine. I thought it would help with the crazy. It didn't work :x
No boredom here.
What made you think that would help?
She said it would. Oh. Oh shit.
Pills please.
Quote from: Richter on January 13, 2010, 04:42:24 PM
Hey Hoopla,
I'm bored. What would you recomend?
Roger is correct.
Or, if that seems too involved, check out the first episode of the new Kids in the Hall miniseries: http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Shows/Death%20Comes%20to%20Town/ID=1383866555 (http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Shows/Death%20Comes%20to%20Town/ID=1383866555)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine. I thought it would help with the crazy. It didn't work :x
No boredom here.
What made you think that would help?
Sometimes, you forget that context is not causation.
That is,
how they are being psycho is misleading; the fact they they
are psycho should be the important thing.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 04:55:49 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2010, 04:50:33 PM
:lulz:
"No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood." -mal2
finding a psycho girlfriend will alleviate the FUCK out of your boredom
I recommend it, if you care about boredom and not happiness.
True, couldn't bring her to the office though. I'm leaning towards shaving my chest hair with a penknife while on the john/
Can I have another question? If so - at any one moment in time, does the number of potatoes in the world out-number the number of people in the world?
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:58:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 04:55:31 PM
I married mine. I thought it would help with the crazy. It didn't work :x
No boredom here.
What made you think that would help?
She said it would. Oh. Oh shit.
Pills please.
Never trust the word of a psycho. They'll always tell you something because they think that course of action is amusing, unless you've already figured that out and they've figured that you've figured that, in which case they'll tell you to do the opposite...until you figure that out and then you're both in Thirty Xanatos Pileup territory.
i got a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out?
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 04:02:35 AM
i got a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out?
Pills. Obviously.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 04:02:35 AM
i got a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out?
You don't. We finally have him trapped.
Put that phone in a box, tape it up tightly, toss it in ocean. We will never have to fear the King of Pop's tirade of power in the afterlife ever again. Whew. That was easier than I had feared it might be.
I'm glad I started this thread, think of all the good I can do.
Quote from: FP on January 16, 2010, 08:05:28 AM
Can I have another question? If so - at any one moment in time, does the number of potatoes in the world out-number the number of people in the world?
That's a difficult question, especially so because of the grey area where it is hard to distinguish between potato and person.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 17, 2010, 05:07:18 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 04:02:35 AM
i got a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out?
You don't. We finally have him trapped.
Put that phone in a box, tape it up tightly, toss it in ocean. We will never have to fear the King of Pop's tirade of power in the afterlife ever again. Whew. That was easier than I had feared it might be.
I'm glad I started this thread, think of all the good I can do.
But he won't stop singing, and going "heehee!" plus if I get rid of my phone by doing what you said, you'll have to get me a new phone.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 17, 2010, 05:07:18 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 04:02:35 AM
i got a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out?
You don't. We finally have him trapped.
Put that phone in a box, tape it up tightly, toss it in ocean. We will never have to fear the King of Pop's tirade of power in the afterlife ever again. Whew. That was easier than I had feared it might be.
I'm glad I started this thread, think of all the good I can do.
But he won't stop singing, and going "heehee!" plus if I get rid of my phone by doing what you said, you'll have to get me a new phone.
No, that's not how this works.
oh yeah, I've recently discovered why my dad keeps shaving his head. It's because of an invisible squirrel that's trying to give him an STD of some sorts. Should I remove it, or let it be?
Spiny Norman?!
who?
He really knew how to treat a female impersonator.
EITHER
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:46JY0dTgKadHNM%3Ahttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z2KspHSCzds/RstdVOGKEFI/AAAAAAAABvw/PFflVjbpGtQ/s400/spiny%2Bnorman%2Bon%2Bpaws.JPG)
OR
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:m0b7Nwe8OM5eAM%3Ahttp://www.geekalerts.com/u/moonwalk.jpg)
OR, 0R,
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:EWs664B4zmVknM%3Ahttp://www.orbit.zkm.de/files/andywarhol-moonwalk_large.jpg)
EITHER
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cKrojA093NZIzM%3Ahttp://llamabutchers.mu.nu/Dinsdale.jpg)
OR
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9gYF-r6pivnGrM%3Ahttp://new-cell-phone.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/imito-a8-cell-phone-michael-jackson-edition.jpg)
Hoops - WTF is this shit? ^^
Quote from: FP on January 18, 2010, 06:05:54 AM
Hoops - WTF is this shit? ^^
EITHER
spiny norman
OR
The moonwalk
OR,0R
Dinsdale
OR.0r,OR,
Michael Jackson cellphone
OR,OR,0R,OR
DUH!
OR,OR,OR,OR,OR
Why are you asking HOOPLA?
EITHER
I'm a mindless fuckwad with a sense of humour comparable to that of a particularly unamusing elderly weasel
OR
You are
EDIT - I'd settle for "both".
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 18, 2010, 06:15:23 AM
Quote from: FP on January 18, 2010, 06:05:54 AM
Hoops - WTF is this shit? ^^
EITHER
spiny norman
OR
The moonwalk
OR,0R
Dinsdale
OR.0r,OR,
Michael Jackson cellphone
OR,OR,0R,OR
DUH!
OR,OR,OR,OR,OR
Why are you asking HOOPLA?
BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING THREAD, ASSHOLE.
GTFO.
Dear Hoopla,
What kind of cookies are your favorite?
Curiosly,
Mistress Freeky.
EITHER
HOOPLA, My real opinion was (is), there IS nothing left to lose, shoot the bastards. If one decides not to, hey, bake up some sweet mini cheese cakes and love it. We live only once. Or twice, maybe. Either way, it's an earnest response, addressing content within the thread. No jacking, no nonsense.
RE: michael jackson in my cell phone, it was OTHER folks who threw out spiny norman , etc. I simply responded to those elements. I included the MOONWALK and A MICHAEL JACKSON cellphone. again, totally on the topic. No jacking. In my opinion, folks going out of their way to have a tizzy about my style are jacking shit more than anything. Get over it, folks.
I stated/ asked said post(er) "why are you asking hoopla" because I don't get this pattern(here, on this board) of folks addressing the thread author when they have a question in regards to another individuals' post. I mean, HOOPLA, do you know why E.O.T. does this either/ or thing? No, of course not, why would you. Why not simply ask the post(er) themselves?! It's like calling 'mommy'.
OR
Do I rent a movie and start drinking or do I catch up on reading tonight?
Good to see you can talk ;-) Nothing personal, it's just that the either/or thing really grates after the 50th or so time. Also, the "Ask (username)" threads are basically were everyone asks questions of the OP -- try it yourself.
Anyway, sorry for jumping on you.. combination of a really bad night and an easy target. Not a very good excuse.
Hey Hoopla, should I stop drinking?
Quote from: FP on January 19, 2010, 03:17:17 AM
Good to see you can talk ;-) Nothing personal, it's just that the either/or thing really grates after the 50th or so time. Also, the "Ask (username)" threads are basically were everyone asks questions of the OP -- try it yourself.
Anyway, sorry for jumping on you.. combination of a really bad night and an easy target. Not a very good excuse.
DEAR HOOPLA: SINCE WHEN DID WE NEED EXCUSES?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 01:26:21 PM
Quote from: FP on January 19, 2010, 03:17:17 AM
Good to see you can talk ;-) Nothing personal, it's just that the either/or thing really grates after the 50th or so time. Also, the "Ask (username)" threads are basically were everyone asks questions of the OP -- try it yourself.
Anyway, sorry for jumping on you.. combination of a really bad night and an easy target. Not a very good excuse.
DEAR HOOPLA: SINCE WHEN DID WE NEED EXCUSES?
I guess when the "kinder, gentler nation" went into effect. Wait, did that ever happen?
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:41:50 AM
EITHER
HOOPLA, My real opinion was (is), there IS nothing left to lose, shoot the bastards. If one decides not to, hey, bake up some sweet mini cheese cakes and love it. We live only once. Or twice, maybe. Either way, it's an earnest response, addressing content within the thread. No jacking, no nonsense.
RE: michael jackson in my cell phone, it was OTHER folks who threw out spiny norman , etc. I simply responded to those elements. I included the MOONWALK and A MICHAEL JACKSON cellphone. again, totally on the topic. No jacking. In my opinion, folks going out of their way to have a tizzy about my style are jacking shit more than anything. Get over it, folks.
I stated/ asked said post(er) "why are you asking hoopla" because I don't get this pattern(here, on this board) of folks addressing the thread author when they have a question in regards to another individuals' post. I mean, HOOPLA, do you know why E.O.T. does this either/ or thing? No, of course not, why would you. Why not simply ask the post(er) themselves?! It's like calling 'mommy'.
OR
Do I rent a movie and start drinking or do I catch up on reading tonight?
Natter natter natter, blah blah blah, nobody gives a shit... or at least I don't.
I wrote you off over a month ago, so let me repeat myself: GTFO of my thread.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:41:50 AM
EITHER
HOOPLA, My real opinion was (is), there IS nothing left to lose, shoot the bastards. If one decides not to, hey, bake up some sweet mini cheese cakes and love it. We live only once. Or twice, maybe. Either way, it's an earnest response, addressing content within the thread. No jacking, no nonsense.
RE: michael jackson in my cell phone, it was OTHER folks who threw out spiny norman , etc. I simply responded to those elements. I included the MOONWALK and A MICHAEL JACKSON cellphone. again, totally on the topic. No jacking. In my opinion, folks going out of their way to have a tizzy about my style are jacking shit more than anything. Get over it, folks.
I stated/ asked said post(er) "why are you asking hoopla" because I don't get this pattern(here, on this board) of folks addressing the thread author when they have a question in regards to another individuals' post. I mean, HOOPLA, do you know why E.O.T. does this either/ or thing? No, of course not, why would you. Why not simply ask the post(er) themselves?! It's like calling 'mommy'.
OR
Do I rent a movie and start drinking or do I catch up on reading tonight?
Natter natter natter, blah blah blah, nobody gives a shit... or at least I don't.
I wrote you off over a month ago, so let me repeat myself: GTFO of my thread.
Let me know if you need a thread split.
If he responds again, please. Otherwise, I can live with it.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
If he responds again, please. Otherwise, I can live with it.
Okay.
Next question: Why can't I relax in normal ways?
HOOPLA: I SWALLOWED MY LAZOR. WHAT TO DO?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 03:46:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
If he responds again, please. Otherwise, I can live with it.
Okay.
Next question: Why can't I relax in normal ways?
BECAUSE YOU ARE A RAIN GOD.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:39:55 PM
HOOPLA: I SWALLOWED MY LAZOR. WHAT TO DO?
Laser pointer, or death ray laser?
Or something else?
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 08:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:39:55 PM
HOOPLA: I SWALLOWED MY LAZOR. WHAT TO DO?
Laser pointer, or death ray laser?
Or something else?
It's the death one. I tried to shoop the whoop, but accidentally my lower GI tract.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 02:17:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:41:50 AM
EITHER
HOOPLA, My real opinion was (is), there IS nothing left to lose, shoot the bastards. If one decides not to, hey, bake up some sweet mini cheese cakes and love it. We live only once. Or twice, maybe. Either way, it's an earnest response, addressing content within the thread. No jacking, no nonsense.
RE: michael jackson in my cell phone, it was OTHER folks who threw out spiny norman , etc. I simply responded to those elements. I included the MOONWALK and A MICHAEL JACKSON cellphone. again, totally on the topic. No jacking. In my opinion, folks going out of their way to have a tizzy about my style are jacking shit more than anything. Get over it, folks.
I stated/ asked said post(er) "why are you asking hoopla" because I don't get this pattern(here, on this board) of folks addressing the thread author when they have a question in regards to another individuals' post. I mean, HOOPLA, do you know why E.O.T. does this either/ or thing? No, of course not, why would you. Why not simply ask the post(er) themselves?! It's like calling 'mommy'.
OR
Do I rent a movie and start drinking or do I catch up on reading tonight?
Natter natter natter, blah blah blah, nobody gives a shit... or at least I don't.
I wrote you off over a month ago, so let me repeat myself: GTFO of my thread.
Let me know if you need a thread split.
Seriously?
Over post layout?
That's fucking retarded.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 08:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:39:55 PM
HOOPLA: I SWALLOWED MY LAZOR. WHAT TO DO?
Laser pointer, or death ray laser?
Or something else?
It's the death one. I tried to shoop the whoop, but accidentally my lower GI tract.
The whole tract?
In that case, wait 4 hours, then lay waste to downtown Tuscon.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 19, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 02:17:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:41:50 AM
EITHER
HOOPLA, My real opinion was (is), there IS nothing left to lose, shoot the bastards. If one decides not to, hey, bake up some sweet mini cheese cakes and love it. We live only once. Or twice, maybe. Either way, it's an earnest response, addressing content within the thread. No jacking, no nonsense.
RE: michael jackson in my cell phone, it was OTHER folks who threw out spiny norman , etc. I simply responded to those elements. I included the MOONWALK and A MICHAEL JACKSON cellphone. again, totally on the topic. No jacking. In my opinion, folks going out of their way to have a tizzy about my style are jacking shit more than anything. Get over it, folks.
I stated/ asked said post(er) "why are you asking hoopla" because I don't get this pattern(here, on this board) of folks addressing the thread author when they have a question in regards to another individuals' post. I mean, HOOPLA, do you know why E.O.T. does this either/ or thing? No, of course not, why would you. Why not simply ask the post(er) themselves?! It's like calling 'mommy'.
OR
Do I rent a movie and start drinking or do I catch up on reading tonight?
Natter natter natter, blah blah blah, nobody gives a shit... or at least I don't.
I wrote you off over a month ago, so let me repeat myself: GTFO of my thread.
Let me know if you need a thread split.
Seriously?
Over post layout?
That's fucking retarded.
I frequently ask people if they want a thread split if they are upset with a derail. I have even deleted posts upon occasion (Eldora's blathering in your B&B thread, for a recent example).
Quote from: LMNO on January 19, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 08:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:39:55 PM
HOOPLA: I SWALLOWED MY LAZOR. WHAT TO DO?
Laser pointer, or death ray laser?
Or something else?
It's the death one. I tried to shoop the whoop, but accidentally my lower GI tract.
The whole tract?
In that case, wait 4 hours, then lay waste to downtown Tuscon.
How I wish. How I really, really wish.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 19, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 02:17:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:41:50 AM
EITHER
HOOPLA, My real opinion was (is), there IS nothing left to lose, shoot the bastards. If one decides not to, hey, bake up some sweet mini cheese cakes and love it. We live only once. Or twice, maybe. Either way, it's an earnest response, addressing content within the thread. No jacking, no nonsense.
RE: michael jackson in my cell phone, it was OTHER folks who threw out spiny norman , etc. I simply responded to those elements. I included the MOONWALK and A MICHAEL JACKSON cellphone. again, totally on the topic. No jacking. In my opinion, folks going out of their way to have a tizzy about my style are jacking shit more than anything. Get over it, folks.
I stated/ asked said post(er) "why are you asking hoopla" because I don't get this pattern(here, on this board) of folks addressing the thread author when they have a question in regards to another individuals' post. I mean, HOOPLA, do you know why E.O.T. does this either/ or thing? No, of course not, why would you. Why not simply ask the post(er) themselves?! It's like calling 'mommy'.
OR
Do I rent a movie and start drinking or do I catch up on reading tonight?
Natter natter natter, blah blah blah, nobody gives a shit... or at least I don't.
I wrote you off over a month ago, so let me repeat myself: GTFO of my thread.
Let me know if you need a thread split.
Seriously?
Over post layout?
That's fucking retarded.
No, over none of their posts having anything to do with the thread. The post layout is just one more added aggravation.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:45:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 19, 2010, 08:44:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:42:50 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 08:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 08:39:55 PM
HOOPLA: I SWALLOWED MY LAZOR. WHAT TO DO?
Laser pointer, or death ray laser?
Or something else?
It's the death one. I tried to shoop the whoop, but accidentally my lower GI tract.
The whole tract?
In that case, wait 4 hours, then lay waste to downtown Tuscon.
How I wish. How I really, really wish.
I'm with LMNO on this one.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 19, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 02:17:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 02:09:25 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:41:50 AM
EITHER
HOOPLA, My real opinion was (is), there IS nothing left to lose, shoot the bastards. If one decides not to, hey, bake up some sweet mini cheese cakes and love it. We live only once. Or twice, maybe. Either way, it's an earnest response, addressing content within the thread. No jacking, no nonsense.
RE: michael jackson in my cell phone, it was OTHER folks who threw out spiny norman , etc. I simply responded to those elements. I included the MOONWALK and A MICHAEL JACKSON cellphone. again, totally on the topic. No jacking. In my opinion, folks going out of their way to have a tizzy about my style are jacking shit more than anything. Get over it, folks.
I stated/ asked said post(er) "why are you asking hoopla" because I don't get this pattern(here, on this board) of folks addressing the thread author when they have a question in regards to another individuals' post. I mean, HOOPLA, do you know why E.O.T. does this either/ or thing? No, of course not, why would you. Why not simply ask the post(er) themselves?! It's like calling 'mommy'.
OR
Do I rent a movie and start drinking or do I catch up on reading tonight?
Natter natter natter, blah blah blah, nobody gives a shit... or at least I don't.
I wrote you off over a month ago, so let me repeat myself: GTFO of my thread.
Let me know if you need a thread split.
Seriously?
Over post layout?
That's fucking retarded.
No, over none of their posts having anything to do with the thread. The post layout is just one more added aggravation.
None of them struck me as being off-topic... but maybe different standards for off-topic apply if you don't like the post layout.
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 18, 2010, 05:43:28 AM
EITHER
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:46JY0dTgKadHNM%3Ahttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z2KspHSCzds/RstdVOGKEFI/AAAAAAAABvw/PFflVjbpGtQ/s400/spiny%2Bnorman%2Bon%2Bpaws.JPG)
OR
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:m0b7Nwe8OM5eAM%3Ahttp://www.geekalerts.com/u/moonwalk.jpg)
OR, 0R,
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:EWs664B4zmVknM%3Ahttp://www.orbit.zkm.de/files/andywarhol-moonwalk_large.jpg)
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 18, 2010, 05:54:33 AM
EITHER
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cKrojA093NZIzM%3Ahttp://llamabutchers.mu.nu/Dinsdale.jpg)
OR
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9gYF-r6pivnGrM%3Ahttp://new-cell-phone.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/imito-a8-cell-phone-michael-jackson-edition.jpg)
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 18, 2010, 06:15:23 AM
Quote from: FP on January 18, 2010, 06:05:54 AM
Hoops - WTF is this shit? ^^
EITHER
spiny norman
OR
The moonwalk
OR,0R
Dinsdale
OR.0r,OR,
Michael Jackson cellphone
OR,OR,0R,OR
DUH!
OR,OR,OR,OR,OR
Why are you asking HOOPLA?
Does any of the above seem particularly
on topic to you? Or do different standards for on-topic apply if you're in a shitty mood?
It looks off topic to me, but what do I know? I'm retarded.
They all referenced things people have said in this thread. I have no idea what EOT meant by that (highlighting our inane comments, maybe?) but they were ALL things referenced by other posters in this thread.
There is no denying that he/she/it is rather incomprehensible, but picking on it for referencing things already referenced by others within the thread seems just hypocritical.
Fuck. Done with it.
TGRR,
Is up to his bottom lip with the goddamn board-nannying.
...and the troll wins :sad:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 19, 2010, 09:02:24 PM
They all referenced things people have said in this thread. I have no idea what EOT meant by that (highlighting our inane comments, maybe?) but they were ALL things referenced by other posters in this thread.
There is no denying that he/she/it is rather incomprehensible, but picking on it for referencing things already referenced by others within the thread seems just hypocritical.
How so? The thread was created for people to ask questions to be answered by someone who has no qualifications whatsoever, not for someone to create posts referencing other people's posts.
I fail to see the hypocrisy here.
Quote from: FP on January 19, 2010, 09:03:38 PM
...and the troll wins :sad:
Nope. Nigel's attitude scores another point.
Roger, would you mind locking up?
Quote from: FP on January 19, 2010, 09:03:38 PM
...and the troll wins :sad:
Again.
Apparently, it's okay to dog on some people, but not others.
Apparently, it's okay to abuse your friends, but not trolls.
Apparently, standards are mutable, and everything is a goddamned control game.
Apparently, I am a fucking retard. Or at least I have been.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 19, 2010, 09:05:55 PM
Quote from: FP on January 19, 2010, 09:03:38 PM
...and the troll wins :sad:
Nope. Nigel's attitude scores another point.
Roger, would you mind locking up?
It's your thread.
It isn't even a case of posting irrelevant bullshit, theres one or two others that do that. Yatto can have a very weird style, or that herly guy, its just this guy does it consistently in every thread. If I wanted to pass my time to white noise I would tune the radio to snow.
Hoopla, why must the darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming? Why flow morphia slow, or let the sun and light come streaming into my life?
Into my life?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2018, 08:42:50 PM
Hoopla, why must the darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming? Why flow morphia slow, or let the sun and light come streaming into my life?
Into my life?
Oh this one is easy.
Because there's a light. Over at the Frankenstein place.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:39:35 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?
Well, which city?
Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.
Oh right, I forgot you were in Toronto.
There is a small alley across from CityTV, often somewhat sketchy gentlemen stand around in there selling weed. DO NOT SHOW THEM YOUR MONEY FIRST, no matter what they say. it can be dangerous. Wear a helmet.
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I
did.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:39:35 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?
Well, which city?
Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.
Oh right, I forgot you were in Toronto.
There is a small alley across from CityTV, often somewhat sketchy gentlemen stand around in there selling weed. DO NOT SHOW THEM YOUR MONEY FIRST, no matter what they say. it can be dangerous. Wear a helmet.
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
So you have Shroedinger's bonus points.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2018, 10:42:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:39:35 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?
Well, which city?
Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.
Oh right, I forgot you were in Toronto.
There is a small alley across from CityTV, often somewhat sketchy gentlemen stand around in there selling weed. DO NOT SHOW THEM YOUR MONEY FIRST, no matter what they say. it can be dangerous. Wear a helmet.
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
So you have Shroedinger's bonus points.
I'll take them.
WHY, HOOPLA, WHY?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/oct/03/theobserver
ALSO THIS SHIT
Quote**Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
**The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
**Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
**Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
**Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
**Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
care much about you.
**The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
**Tonight's sermon-"What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
**The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water The sermon tonight:
Searching for Jesus.
**Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
**The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial
secretary gave a grief report.
**Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
**The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of
the entire church.
**Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine:
Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from
Africa."
**Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference
includes meals."
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2018, 12:02:55 AM
WHY, HOOPLA, WHY?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/oct/03/theobserver
The Free Market demanded it, obviously.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2018, 12:07:20 AM
ALSO THIS SHIT
Quote**Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
**The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
**Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
**Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
**Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
**Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
care much about you.
**The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
**Tonight's sermon-"What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
**The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water The sermon tonight:
Searching for Jesus.
**Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
**The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial
secretary gave a grief report.
**Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
**The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of
the entire church.
**Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine:
Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from
Africa."
**Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference
includes meals."
This...
...this is beyond my powers.
Also: question time is open again, in case anyone needs useless advice.
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?
:?
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?
A honda?
This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2018, 02:05:01 PM
This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?
Immune system reaction to counterfeit Mexico.
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?
Quote from: EK WAFFLR on August 25, 2018, 06:00:06 PM
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?
1) lance, dilation, cuterage and aspiration.
2) Desetin nation Mars.
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?
If I could hoop hoop? I want to be both outlandish and yet somewhat realistic with this answer.
Fifteen.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2018, 02:05:01 PM
This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?
It is a natural bodily reaction to the world around you.
My advice is get in to it. Start wearing things that accentuate it. That rash is yours.
Quote from: EK WAFFLR on August 25, 2018, 06:00:06 PM
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?
A. See my advice to EoC above.
B. Concoct a letter on very impressive paper, add some sort of personal embossment if you have the time, funding, inclination. For the content of the letter I suggest something along the lines of "we have been watching you for some time, and we like what we see. You will be invited in by someone in a public space, at some time, by someone you do not know. When that time comes, show them this." Include something in the letter which has been marked in some manner, my suggestion is legal tender. A bill large enough to be taken seriously by someone in your ex-boss's position, yet not so large you inconvenience yourself too much. Make sure to stress that they MUST CARRY THIS IDENTIFIER ON THEIR PERSON AT ALL TIMES. Because they never know when an agent of your organization may approach them. Then, do nothing at all. Ever again. Allow this to remain a little pebble to irritate their subconscious for the rest of their life. If we are lucky, that pebble may grow in to a pearl.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?
If I could hoop hoop?
No, hoop hoop
s. C'mon now, this isn't a convention for dyslexic juggalos.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
Fifteen.
Impressive.
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2018, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?
If I could hoop hoop?
No, hoop hoops. C'mon now, this isn't a convention for dyslexic juggalos.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
Fifteen.
Impressive.
That's an embarrassing typo.
:lol:
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
I'm asking for a friend.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 26, 2018, 10:15:38 PM
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
I'm asking for a friend.
If profit him "the whole world", of course.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 04:11:17 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 26, 2018, 10:15:38 PM
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
I'm asking for a friend.
If profit him "the whole world", of course.
My thoughts exactly. One of those questions that answers itself.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 04:12:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 04:11:17 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 26, 2018, 10:15:38 PM
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
I'm asking for a friend.
If profit him "the whole world", of course.
My thoughts exactly. One of those questions that answers itself.
But is that gross profit, or net? Is the exchange a good deal?
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 27, 2018, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 04:12:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 04:11:17 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 26, 2018, 10:15:38 PM
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
I'm asking for a friend.
If profit him "the whole world", of course.
My thoughts exactly. One of those questions that answers itself.
But is that gross profit, or net? Is the exchange a good deal?
Yes. Of what use has your soul been?
Someone refuses to present me with the ledger of an account that they are obviously managing with gross negligence. The account belongs to a mutual acquaintance. While the owner is away, I have been asked to deal with this. When I show up to exact justice, should I ask a lawyer to be there too?
Quote from: LuciferX on August 27, 2018, 07:02:25 AM
Someone refuses to present me with the ledger of an account that they are obviously managing with gross negligence. The account belongs to a mutual acquaintance. While the owner is away, I have been asked to deal with this. When I show up to exact justice, should I ask a lawyer to be there too?
Absolutely. And someone holding a baseball bat.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
They were not the same person. Felix, I believe lives in Australia? He went full potato several years back. CU lived in Toronto, and was if memory serves, a victim of a moderate amount of power rushing to his head.
Bones, if anyone remembers him, has also progressed pretty deeply into Alex Jones territory.
Ah, right. I just went back to the e-democracy thread; Felix was going by Jasper back then, I think.
Part of the board went all in on the Kek thing in 2016, and I think it broke something in them.
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:32:40 PM
Ah, right. I just went back to the e-democracy thread; Felix was going by Jasper back then, I think.
Part of the board went all in on the Kek thing in 2016, and I think it broke something in them.
I took RAW's view on tweaking your reality tunnel to heart and spent about a year trying out the Objectivist viewpoint. I couldn't keep it up for long. These assholes have commitment to the bit.
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
Felix = CU.
And this hardly surprises me. He was always looking for a cause.
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:32:40 PM
Ah, right. I just went back to the e-democracy thread; Felix was going by Jasper back then, I think.
Part of the board went all in on the Kek thing in 2016, and I think it broke something in them.
No, Jasper was Sigmatic.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
They were not the same person. Felix, I believe lives in Australia? He went full potato several years back. CU lived in Toronto, and was if memory serves, a victim of a moderate amount of power rushing to his head.
Bones, if anyone remembers him, has also progressed pretty deeply into Alex Jones territory.
Really? :( I always liked Bones.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:41:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
Felix = CU.
And this hardly surprises me. He was always looking for a cause.
I am pretty sure you are incorrect that Felix was CU. I met CU.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:41:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
Felix = CU.
And this hardly surprises me. He was always looking for a cause.
I am pretty sure you are incorrect that Felix was CU. I met CU.
I could be wrong, but CU had a name prior to CU, and I could have sworn it was Felix.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:49:56 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:41:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
Felix = CU.
And this hardly surprises me. He was always looking for a cause.
I am pretty sure you are incorrect that Felix was CU. I met CU.
I could be wrong, but CU had a name prior to CU, and I could have sworn it was Felix.
Just bumped an old thread with CU's big ol' mug... looks like his former user names were "fictionpuss" and "FP".
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
They were not the same person. Felix, I believe lives in Australia? He went full potato several years back. CU lived in Toronto, and was if memory serves, a victim of a moderate amount of power rushing to his head.
Bones, if anyone remembers him, has also progressed pretty deeply into Alex Jones territory.
Really? :( I always liked Bones.
Yup. He's also ranting about how Muslims are taking over the world.
I blocked him after he equated my interest in far-right extremism with "letting Islamists off the hook."
He went on a long FB rant about wanting to find truthful alternatives to the mainstream social media outlets and I just decided to yank the plug. I don't need people in my feed who whine about fake news.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 06:59:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:49:56 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:41:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
Felix = CU.
And this hardly surprises me. He was always looking for a cause.
I am pretty sure you are incorrect that Felix was CU. I met CU.
I could be wrong, but CU had a name prior to CU, and I could have sworn it was Felix.
Just bumped an old thread with CU's big ol' mug... looks like his former user names were "fictionpuss" and "FP".
Oh, right.
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2018, 07:10:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
They were not the same person. Felix, I believe lives in Australia? He went full potato several years back. CU lived in Toronto, and was if memory serves, a victim of a moderate amount of power rushing to his head.
Bones, if anyone remembers him, has also progressed pretty deeply into Alex Jones territory.
Really? :( I always liked Bones.
Yup. He's also ranting about how Muslims are taking over the world.
I blocked him after he equated my interest in far-right extremism with "letting Islamists off the hook."
Sticky ideas are gonna stick. What's his FB name?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 08:15:05 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2018, 07:10:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:42:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 02:27:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
They were not the same person. Felix, I believe lives in Australia? He went full potato several years back. CU lived in Toronto, and was if memory serves, a victim of a moderate amount of power rushing to his head.
Bones, if anyone remembers him, has also progressed pretty deeply into Alex Jones territory.
Really? :( I always liked Bones.
Yup. He's also ranting about how Muslims are taking over the world.
I blocked him after he equated my interest in far-right extremism with "letting Islamists off the hook."
Sticky ideas are gonna stick. What's his FB name?
PM'd
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 06:59:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:49:56 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 27, 2018, 06:47:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2018, 06:41:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 27, 2018, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 24, 2018, 10:28:45 PM
Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. :lulz:
I could have gotten him killed.
Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.
I can't remember if Felix and CU were the same person, or if they just ran together, but he's gone full Alex Jones/QAnon over on FB. It's a queasingly impressive amount of self-deception.
Felix = CU.
And this hardly surprises me. He was always looking for a cause.
I am pretty sure you are incorrect that Felix was CU. I met CU.
I could be wrong, but CU had a name prior to CU, and I could have sworn it was Felix.
Just bumped an old thread with CU's big ol' mug... looks like his former user names were "fictionpuss" and "FP".
The median age of PD went up 5 years because of this conversation, you adorable old codgers. :lulz:
Shut up, PopTart.
:lol:
Why is it that all the smart people have different opinions than mine? :argh!:
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on November 27, 2018, 01:07:12 PM
Why is it that all the smart people have different opinions than mine? :argh!:
They are all fans of different eras of Dr Who.
No era of Dr Who is better than any other... except for the 4th Doctor, whom is superior to all the others. And the TV movie, which was an abomination. And the less said about Peter Davison, the better.
Just watch the 4th Doctor, and if they still don't agree with you, they are wrong, so who cares.
Is my absolute enmity and hostility towards humans normal or merely rational?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 27, 2018, 05:51:08 PM
Is my absolute enmity and hostility towards humans normal or merely rational?
It shoudo be the norm, but isn't for some reason. Your feeling is rational, and I suggest you deepen it.
can anyone tell me what book (a friend of mine is trying to find the correct citation for his own book) one of the roberts, RAW, I think, writes about having a conversation with his father about what the most important thing is in life: The author in question writes about how he thinks it is imagination, and his father qualifies by saying that it's the "organization of imagination"?
That's in Illuminatus. It's one of the characters though. It may be based on a RL conversation that RAW related in another book as well
Thank you, think I got it on p.63 of The Eye in the Pyramid :fnord:
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