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Title: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Raz Tech on September 04, 2014, 11:45:53 PM
But have you ever had...  MEAT MUFFINS?

I didn't realize how gross this looked until i took this picture.

(http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y412/Ironmaiden6972/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20140904_185043_352_zpsdfca681d.jpg) (http://s1273.photobucket.com/user/Ironmaiden6972/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20140904_185043_352_zpsdfca681d.jpg.html)

Fortunately it looks slightly less disgusting on a plate.

(http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y412/Ironmaiden6972/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20140904_185316_318_zps99e0b91d.jpg) (http://s1273.photobucket.com/user/Ironmaiden6972/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20140904_185316_318_zps99e0b91d.jpg.html)

As an aside, I always thought that meatloaf was, like, the pinnacle of American food.  It is, after all, just a bunch of beef shoved together with some ketchup on top and some chopped veggies if you're feeling adventurous.

As it turns out, meatloaf wasn't really around America much until the 19th century, and other countries do it better than American meatloaf.

Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2014, 12:40:39 AM
What are some differences between American meatloaf and other countries' meatloaf?
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2014, 12:40:58 AM
I really fucking like meatloaf.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 05, 2014, 12:40:39 AM
What are some differences between American meatloaf and other countries' meatloaf?


Maybe I'm a little biased because I've always found meatloaf to be kind of plain, but a lot ofother countries stuff their meatloaf with boiled eggs or weinerwurst or other such things.  It's also wrapped in ham and cheese in some places.  It kind of changes from country to country what the meatloaf standard is.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 05, 2014, 01:05:01 AM
I am a big fan of tiny meatloaf options! Here's some I made a while back:

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(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10383566_909797042379240_1553525663198708108_n.jpg?oh=335588dc1492af18250978ba6ced6d8b&oe=5485A4C6&__gda__=1417263856_d9ff69f2f90a1eb052419846f39922ab)

Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:13:43 AM
Wow that looks a lot better than my muffins  :lulz:.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2014, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 05, 2014, 12:40:39 AM
What are some differences between American meatloaf and other countries' meatloaf?


Maybe I'm a little biased because I've always found meatloaf to be kind of plain, but a lot ofother countries stuff their meatloaf with boiled eggs or weinerwurst or other such things.  It's also wrapped in ham and cheese in some places.  It kind of changes from country to country what the meatloaf standard is.

Are you sure you aren't just comparing your mother's meatloaf to meatloaf you've had other places? The boiled egg thing sounds disgusting (so does weinerwurst, for that matter) but I've seen it wrapped in bacon and ham. No cheese though... I'm not really sure how you would bake it with cheese around it. I've seen recipes with shredded cheese IN the meatloaf, though, as well as various other things.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:28:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 05, 2014, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 05, 2014, 12:40:39 AM
What are some differences between American meatloaf and other countries' meatloaf?


Maybe I'm a little biased because I've always found meatloaf to be kind of plain, but a lot ofother countries stuff their meatloaf with boiled eggs or weinerwurst or other such things.  It's also wrapped in ham and cheese in some places.  It kind of changes from country to country what the meatloaf standard is.


Are you sure you aren't just comparing your mother's meatloaf to meatloaf you've had other places? The boiled egg thing sounds disgusting (so does weinerwurst, for that matter) but I've seen it wrapped in bacon and ham. No cheese though... I'm not really sure how you would bake it with cheese around it. I've seen recipes with shredded cheese IN the meatloaf, though, as well as various other things.

Every meatloaf I've ever had in America is the beef +spices+onions+ketchup kind.  However, I don't really like that, so i don't meatloaf very often.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 05, 2014, 01:36:56 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:13:43 AM
Wow that looks a lot better than my muffins  :lulz:.

Ground turkey, spices, egg, and breadcrumbs. You mash some of the meat into the little plastic cup, stuff it with whatever, then seal it up with more meat and flip it on the tray. Bakes in about 30 min.

Possible fillers include: various cheeses, cooked onions, peppers, garlic, spinach, bacon...
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2014, 04:13:46 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 05, 2014, 01:36:56 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:13:43 AM
Wow that looks a lot better than my muffins  :lulz:.

Ground turkey, spices, egg, and breadcrumbs. You mash some of the meat into the little plastic cup, stuff it with whatever, then seal it up with more meat and flip it on the tray. Bakes in about 30 min.

Possible fillers include: various cheeses, cooked onions, peppers, garlic, spinach, bacon...

That sounds damn fine. Damn, damn fine.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2014, 04:19:45 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:28:08 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 05, 2014, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 05, 2014, 01:01:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 05, 2014, 12:40:39 AM
What are some differences between American meatloaf and other countries' meatloaf?


Maybe I'm a little biased because I've always found meatloaf to be kind of plain, but a lot ofother countries stuff their meatloaf with boiled eggs or weinerwurst or other such things.  It's also wrapped in ham and cheese in some places.  It kind of changes from country to country what the meatloaf standard is.


Are you sure you aren't just comparing your mother's meatloaf to meatloaf you've had other places? The boiled egg thing sounds disgusting (so does weinerwurst, for that matter) but I've seen it wrapped in bacon and ham. No cheese though... I'm not really sure how you would bake it with cheese around it. I've seen recipes with shredded cheese IN the meatloaf, though, as well as various other things.

Every meatloaf I've ever had in America is the beef +spices+onions+ketchup kind.  However, I don't really like that, so i don't meatloaf very often.

That sounds nasty. I think that quite possibly part of the problem is that a lot of people who make meatloaf are shitty cooks.

Good meatloaf is delectable. My main recipe contains beef, pork, lamb, bread crumbs, egg, oatmeal, sauteed onions, mushrooms, garlic, and celery, red bell peppers, crushed tomatoes, salt and pepper, various herbs, and is topped with a homemade tomato glaze. Variations on this recipe  mutate as desired.

I mean, if your basic recipe is good, any embellishments are just accessories. If your basic recipe is bad, nothing you stuff it with is going to save it.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 05, 2014, 04:30:27 AM
I think the key mistake a lot of people make is just taking a lump of ground beef and mashing it into a loaf pan. Breadcrumbs or some kind of flour are mandatory.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2014, 05:34:54 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 05, 2014, 04:30:27 AM
I think the key mistake a lot of people make is just taking a lump of ground beef and mashing it into a loaf pan. Breadcrumbs or some kind of flour are mandatory.

Yeah, baked ground beef and ketchup do not a meatloaf make. Ick.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: hooplala on September 05, 2014, 10:30:17 AM
It's sodium Valhalla, but I use Stove Top stuffing in mine. It's fucking good. Also, I use HP sauce to top it, not ketchup.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Junkenstein on September 05, 2014, 10:34:40 AM
You people never get to raise eyebrows at the food over here ever again.

Meat muffins: brought to you direct from Dahmer's Kitchen.

I kinda want one.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 05, 2014, 11:51:44 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2014, 10:34:40 AM
You people never get to raise eyebrows at the food over here ever again.

Meat muffins: brought to you direct from Dahmer's Kitchen.

I kinda want one.

If some surly greaseball handed you one of those bad boys in a towel out of the back of a truck you'd be writing about it years later.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Junkenstein on September 05, 2014, 12:04:02 PM
Touché.

:argh!:
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: LMNO on September 05, 2014, 12:11:11 PM
Relevant. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18015.msg596153#msg596153)
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2014, 05:43:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 05, 2014, 12:11:11 PM
Relevant. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18015.msg596153#msg596153)

See now, THAT looks delicious.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: LMNO on September 05, 2014, 05:48:21 PM
:thanks:
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Suu on September 08, 2014, 11:27:49 PM
Cupsteaks.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Raz Tech on September 08, 2014, 11:39:42 PM
Quote from: The Suu on September 08, 2014, 11:27:49 PM
Cupsteaks.

:lulz: Portmanteau of the week
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: nonheroick on September 14, 2014, 03:01:28 AM
Here's how I make meatloaf

1. meat (turkey or beef)
2. celery
3. mushrooms
4. whatever other veggies are left in the fridge
5. panko (electrically puffed bread crumbs, often used in asian cooking) or sometimes i'll take bread slices and soak them in milk before combining with the meat
6. Worcestershire sauce and a bit of soy sauce
7. a bit of milk

sauce:
1. ketchup
2. Worcestershire sauce
3. this stuff we have in the cabinet... its called unami sauce. It tastes like asian barbeque sauce.
4. brown sugar

bake it in a broiler pan because nobody likes excess grease
done
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: LMNO on September 14, 2014, 03:24:20 AM
Celery?
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 14, 2014, 03:28:30 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 14, 2014, 03:24:20 AM
Celery?

Sure.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2014, 05:27:34 PM
I put celery in too, if I have it.

Mmm meatloaf

Damn, I wish I still had the sausages from last night. I think I need to go back and get more sausages.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2014, 05:28:37 PM
Quote from: nonheroick on September 14, 2014, 03:01:28 AM
Here's how I make meatloaf

1. meat (turkey or beef)
2. celery
3. mushrooms
4. whatever other veggies are left in the fridge
5. panko (electrically puffed bread crumbs, often used in asian cooking) or sometimes i'll take bread slices and soak them in milk before combining with the meat
6. Worcestershire sauce and a bit of soy sauce
7. a bit of milk

sauce:
1. ketchup
2. Worcestershire sauce
3. this stuff we have in the cabinet... its called unami sauce. It tastes like asian barbeque sauce.
4. brown sugar

bake it in a broiler pan because nobody likes excess grease
done

I like that you explained what panko is.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Sita on September 14, 2014, 06:26:50 PM
I was glad for the description of panko, as I have never heard of it before.
Certainly wouldn't call it a commonplace word.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 14, 2014, 07:47:57 PM
Quote from: Sita on September 14, 2014, 06:26:50 PM
I was glad for the description of panko, as I have never heard of it before.
Certainly wouldn't call it a commonplace word.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kpE6ko5F67A/UK3JCBS0bxI/AAAAAAAAAGA/vOBglcRYAkI/s1600/Gary+Coleman.jpg)
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: LMNO on September 14, 2014, 10:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 14, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

That has the potential of an incredibly subtle troll.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Freeky on September 15, 2014, 06:03:26 PM
Agree!
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 15, 2014, 06:17:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 14, 2014, 10:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 14, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

That has the potential of an incredibly subtle troll.

I was thinking that as well. :lol:
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2014, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 14, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

[requia]

Actually, it originated in South America and was genetically modified for human consumption.

[/requia]
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 15, 2014, 06:20:50 PM
Easily defended against the inevitable irritation with "Well I know there are readers here who aren't from North America and I didn't want to make any ethnocentric assumptions about what everyone is familiar with".
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 15, 2014, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 15, 2014, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 14, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

[requia]

Actually, it originated in South America and was genetically modified for human consumption.

[/requia]

Oh my god, we would make an excellent troll duo. Reading that even irritated me.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2014, 06:26:18 PM
I had a feeling it would.  I was annoying myself while typing it.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 15, 2014, 06:26:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 15, 2014, 06:26:18 PM
I had a feeling it would.  I was annoying myself while typing it.

:lulz:
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Reginald Ret on September 15, 2014, 10:02:18 PM
Actually, is one of the best trolling words.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2014, 04:40:12 PM
Quote from: Ragret on September 15, 2014, 10:02:18 PM
Actually, is one of the best trolling words.

So very true.
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2014, 06:12:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 15, 2014, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 14, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

[requia]

Actually, it originated in South America and was genetically modified for human consumption.

[/requia]

Wouldn't this be more Eartha?
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on February 20, 2015, 06:43:28 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on September 04, 2014, 11:45:53 PM
As an aside, I always thought that meatloaf was, like, the pinnacle of American food.  It is, after all, just a bunch of beef shoved together with some ketchup on top and some chopped veggies if you're feeling adventurous.

My mother always added bacon
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 20, 2015, 10:47:10 PM
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on September 16, 2014, 06:12:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 15, 2014, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 14, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

[requia]

Actually, it originated in South America and was genetically modified for human consumption.

[/requia]

Wouldn't this be more Eartha?
Masterclasse time:

"Actually, wouldn't this be more Eartha?"
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2015, 01:47:56 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 20, 2015, 10:47:10 PM
Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on September 16, 2014, 06:12:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 15, 2014, 06:20:03 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on September 14, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
I think that I should start randomly explaining/describing commonplace items in the middle of posts. Like today I got a new lid for one of my saucepans (a small cooking vessel often used for making small portions of food, esp. liquid-based food) so that I  can use it to make popcorn (a type of North American hard-hulled grain that expands explosively when exposed to high heat, often seasoned with butter and salt and eaten as a snack).

[requia]

Actually, it originated in South America and was genetically modified for human consumption.

[/requia]

Wouldn't this be more Eartha?
Masterclasse time:

"Actually, wouldn't this be more Eartha?"

:lol:
Title: Re: So you've had meatloaf...
Post by: LMNO on February 21, 2015, 07:04:03 PM
"Actually, it was developed on the western sea coast of what is now Brazil."