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[stepped out of a drunken oblivion]

son, take some friendly advice.

do NOT step.

I'll actually take that advice, but that's just because I just stepped out of a drunken oblivion.  I'm gonna go be an aphrodite worshipper for a while now.

and wouldn't you rather still be in a drunken oblivion?

stepping is ill-advised under the best of circumstances.

No.  I happen to like existence.  Alcohol is a CRIME!

Bon voyage.

son, take some friendly advice.

do NOT step.

I'll actually take that advice, but that's just because I just stepped out of a drunken oblivion.  I'm gonna go be an aphrodite worshipper for a while now.

Um... Kali, please kill me now before I have to endure any more of this.  I never thought I'd be in cahoots with Kali.

Eris hasn't killed me yet.  Actually she killed me twice.  The first time she ressurected me as a bubble gum machine.  After the so-called coincidental accident, she ressurected me as a moth with a grudge towards the Batman.  Yesiree, the spirit of Eris goes on and on.  But wait!  There's more!  The spirit of Eris stops at the end of my ass.  So please, pray for my ass.  It's all we can do to insure the security of all mankind.  Be careful though!  If you br3ak it, you buy it!

The internet isn't.
Ah, that feels better.

Chef, dude, I thought you were scrambled.  How did you ever manage to resurrect?

Bring an eagle for your scorpion shrine.

Better quit talking to yourself,
SON.

Yeah. That's what I meant to say the first time around.  Fuck tha Hurkle beast!

Fuck, CHEF.  You're back?  You were always such a pain, but that Scorpius in you does motivate me.
Okay, this is what I mean to say:  if yin can dig it with that yang, and yang can dig it with that yin, then harmony will ensue, but with Eris in charge, well she better watch out for her brother Ares and what-not because both men and women can be shit-kickers as well as bliss-fuckers.  So, just watch your ass and everything else is gonads and strife.

Hi Eris er Kali a.k.a. Satan.  Do you want some head?  Cum'on.  I know the preying mantis, the black widow in you would feel totally ultimate to rip the head right out of my spine.  The yin will destroy me, but you know what?  I still have just a grain of faith in the goodness of it.  Yin is always getting ready to yang, but are YOU prepared to be destroyed?  Someday, yin and yang will reign in perfect harmony together.  In the meantime, FUCK OFF.

Emo!

Where is Eric and Aini's message board?  I'm curious what they're up to.

btw, fiction or no, whatever happened with Bud?

I'm just better than you.  That's all there is to it.