It's normal for people to fantasize about attractive celebrities. What straight dude wouldn't like a romp with Scarlett Johannsen or Halle Berrey? What straight girl doesn't get all fluttery once in a while thinking about Hugh Jackman or Idris Elba?
Totally normal.
However...
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING FEELING OF LUST FOR MEGHAN MCCAIN?!? I WANT TO PURIFY MY BRAIN WITH FIRE.
:x
Damn, dude...
I...
I don't think it's your brain that's gonna need purifying. Just sayin'...
I think she's pretty. :?
Obviously, the cure for your affliction is generous helpings of Bea Arthur.
-Unqualified,
healer of PD.
:lulz:
Im in the same boat too about Meghan. She's got a college girl charm to her.
Who the hell is she?
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 09:21:08 PM
Who the hell is she?
John McCain's daughter.
She's pretty enough, I suppose...
http://newledger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/megmac.jpg
Quote from: Khara on May 13, 2011, 09:21:08 PM
Who the hell is she?
McCain's daughter, semi-political.
She told off Glenn Beck for calling her fat.
This is the column.
Most of her other columns are mostly semi-naive right of center republican jargon. Not much to say about it really other then it's better then 99 percent coming out of the GOP, which is not really an accomplishment.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-12/meghan-mccain-to-glenn-beck-dont-call-me-fat/#
Quote
Dear Mr. Beck,
I am writing to thank you for helping me spread the word about a serious condition.
A few months ago, I filmed a PSA for skin-cancer awareness where I posed in a strapless Juicy dress to appear "naked," as a metaphor for the dangers of going out in the sun without sunscreen. I thought that pretending to be naked (even if I only disrobed to my collar bone) would hopefully call attention to skin cancer, a disease that both my parents have suffered from.
I don't know if you know this, Mr. Beck, but that scar on the side of my father's face is from a melanoma he had removed when I was in middle school. Did you know melanoma is the most serious type of skin cancer? Did you also know that between 40 and 50 percent of Americans who live to be 65 will have either basal-cell carcinoma or squamous-cell carcinoma skin cancer? And that there are more than 2 million cases of skin cancer discovered in the United States every year? It's pretty scary, Glenn, and something everyone in America should be made aware of.
But the thing is, Glenn, I wasn't really naked, and I know the idea of me being naked caused you to vomit on your radio show for 10 minutes. You suggested I should wear a burqa, since you believe that's probably the only clothing that could possibly fit me. By the way, you should really see a doctor because it isn't normal to vomit for that long.
While you're at the doctor's office, why not get checked for moles on your skin to make sure you don't have any signs of skin cancer? Skincancer.org suggests, "Throughout the year, you should examine your skin head to toe once a month, looking for any suspicious lesions. Self-exams can help you identify potential skin cancers early, when they can almost always be completely cured."
While we're on the subject of you vomiting on air, maybe we should have a little talk. Clearly you have a problem with me, and possibly women in general, but the truth is, it's 2011 and I heard your show on Fox was canceled. Isn't that an indication that the era of the shock-jock pundit is over? Don't you think that's a sign you should be pulling it back a little? I mean, if you're too conservative and outrageous for Fox, that should tell you something. There really is no need to make something like my participation in a skin-cancer PSA into a sexist rant about my weight and physical appearance, because I'm going to let you in on a little secret, Glenn: you are the only one who looks bad in this scenario, and at the end of the day you have helped me generate publicity for my skin-cancer PSA, a cause that I feel quite passionate about.
You're a full-grown man with teenage daughters who are probably dealing with the sexist, body-obsessed media environment that is difficult for all women. Is this really the legacy you want to be leaving for yourself?
As a person who is known for his hot body, you must find it easy to judge the weight fluctuations of others, especially young women. If any of your daughters are ever faced with some kind of criticism of their physical appearance or weight, they should call me, because women's body image is another issue I feel passionate about, and have become accustomed to dealing with and speaking with young women about on my college tours.
So thanks for spreading the word, Glenn. And next time, instead of jumping straight to the "Meghan McCain fat jokes," maybe try out some new material. Because the fat-joke thing, it's been done so many times, I know a creative intellect such as yourself can do better than that.
Love,
Meghan
She's not really all that politically involved, but when she does make her opinions known I wonder if she's the last person on earth who actually understands what the term "conservative" means in a sociopolitical context and understands that today's GOP is 100% full of radicals.
Ballsy, sense of humor, smart as a tack and cute, I can see her being fappable.... :fap:
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 13, 2011, 09:30:14 PM
This is the column.
Most of her other columns are mostly semi-naive right of center republican jargon. Not much to say about it really other then it's better then 99 percent coming out of the GOP, which is not really an accomplishment.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-12/meghan-mccain-to-glenn-beck-dont-call-me-fat/#
Quote
Dear Mr. Beck,
I am writing to thank you for helping me spread the word about a serious condition.
A few months ago, I filmed a PSA for skin-cancer awareness where I posed in a strapless Juicy dress to appear "naked," as a metaphor for the dangers of going out in the sun without sunscreen. I thought that pretending to be naked (even if I only disrobed to my collar bone) would hopefully call attention to skin cancer, a disease that both my parents have suffered from.
I don't know if you know this, Mr. Beck, but that scar on the side of my father's face is from a melanoma he had removed when I was in middle school. Did you know melanoma is the most serious type of skin cancer? Did you also know that between 40 and 50 percent of Americans who live to be 65 will have either basal-cell carcinoma or squamous-cell carcinoma skin cancer? And that there are more than 2 million cases of skin cancer discovered in the United States every year? It's pretty scary, Glenn, and something everyone in America should be made aware of.
But the thing is, Glenn, I wasn't really naked, and I know the idea of me being naked caused you to vomit on your radio show for 10 minutes. You suggested I should wear a burqa, since you believe that's probably the only clothing that could possibly fit me. By the way, you should really see a doctor because it isn't normal to vomit for that long.
While you're at the doctor's office, why not get checked for moles on your skin to make sure you don't have any signs of skin cancer? Skincancer.org suggests, "Throughout the year, you should examine your skin head to toe once a month, looking for any suspicious lesions. Self-exams can help you identify potential skin cancers early, when they can almost always be completely cured."
While we're on the subject of you vomiting on air, maybe we should have a little talk. Clearly you have a problem with me, and possibly women in general, but the truth is, it's 2011 and I heard your show on Fox was canceled. Isn't that an indication that the era of the shock-jock pundit is over? Don't you think that's a sign you should be pulling it back a little? I mean, if you're too conservative and outrageous for Fox, that should tell you something. There really is no need to make something like my participation in a skin-cancer PSA into a sexist rant about my weight and physical appearance, because I'm going to let you in on a little secret, Glenn: you are the only one who looks bad in this scenario, and at the end of the day you have helped me generate publicity for my skin-cancer PSA, a cause that I feel quite passionate about.
You're a full-grown man with teenage daughters who are probably dealing with the sexist, body-obsessed media environment that is difficult for all women. Is this really the legacy you want to be leaving for yourself?
As a person who is known for his hot body, you must find it easy to judge the weight fluctuations of others, especially young women. If any of your daughters are ever faced with some kind of criticism of their physical appearance or weight, they should call me, because women's body image is another issue I feel passionate about, and have become accustomed to dealing with and speaking with young women about on my college tours.
So thanks for spreading the word, Glenn. And next time, instead of jumping straight to the "Meghan McCain fat jokes," maybe try out some new material. Because the fat-joke thing, it's been done so many times, I know a creative intellect such as yourself can do better than that.
Love,
Meghan
OMG RAH!
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 09:32:44 PM
She's not really all that politically involved, but when she does make her opinions known I wonder if she's the last person on earth who actually understands what the term "conservative" means in a sociopolitical context and understands that today's GOP is 100% full of radicals.
How old is she? Because if she's naive, she could grow out of it. She doesn't seem stupid based on that letter...
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:46:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 09:32:44 PM
She's not really all that politically involved, but when she does make her opinions known I wonder if she's the last person on earth who actually understands what the term "conservative" means in a sociopolitical context and understands that today's GOP is 100% full of radicals.
How old is she? Because if she's naive, she could grow out of it. She doesn't seem stupid based on that letter...
I don't think she's naive or stupid. As for her age, I'm not sure exactly but she's in her early-to-mid 20s.
Quote from: Nigel on May 13, 2011, 10:46:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 09:32:44 PM
She's not really all that politically involved, but when she does make her opinions known I wonder if she's the last person on earth who actually understands what the term "conservative" means in a sociopolitical context and understands that today's GOP is 100% full of radicals.
How old is she? Because if she's naive, she could grow out of it. She doesn't seem stupid based on that letter...
she's not stupid. I read her blog quite a lot.
She's pretty liberal when it comes to social issues and right wing when it comes to foreign policy, and all over the place in terms of economics.
But you really get the feeling that she came from a very sheltered life, if you know what I mean, especially her anti-union blogs. Even her left wing social policies, such as support for gay marriage, seems to come more from naive idealism (such as follow one's heart bullshit) rather then actual social awareness.
Also she punked Karl Rove on twitter by calling him a creepy old man and she was upset that he was following her on twitter (too busy to find the links now).
That made me smile.
She flames like a 40 year old.
Poor Glenn Beck. He just can't find ANYONE to slap around.
I think she's hot. :fap:
And her letter to Glen Beck wasn't stupid, so based on that (since I haven't read anything else she's written) she seems cool.
I'd like to do all sorts of dirty things to her partly just because of who her father is. She is cute, although I'm not crazy about blondes, and she' sassy, that's pretty sexy.
I haven't heard too much that is obviously retarded from her. Mostly, she seems to get hate from Republicans for not being a complete nutjob and for having breasts, and shit from Democrats for being John McCain's daughter. Apparently this is proof of nepotism in the media, as if perfectly retarded individuals hadn't already managed to pollute the public discourse without a helping hand from the family (David Brooks, Thomas Friedman, Maureen Dowd etc) in the first place. Her political experience seems mostly limited to staffing for her dad, but, then again, Thomas Friedman can demand million dollar advances and his political experience involves talking to mythical taxi-drivers.
I think she's cute. I think women with some curves are hot.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 09:17:02 PM
It's normal for people to fantasize about attractive celebrities. What straight dude wouldn't like a romp with Scarlett Johannsen or Halle Berrey? What straight girl doesn't get all fluttery once in a while thinking about Hugh Jackman or Idris Elba?
Totally normal.
However...
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING FEELING OF LUST FOR MEGHAN MCCAIN?!? I WANT TO PURIFY MY BRAIN WITH FIRE.
:x
Because, for the rest of your life, every time you saw some GOP prick in the media you would have the satisfaction of thinking, "I fucked Meghan McCain frontwards and backwards and flipped her over and did it again, then I blew a load all in her face. I used that bitch like a rubber fuck doll. AND SHE LIKED IT."
It would be even better if Tricia Nixon wasn't all old and shit.
I fail to see a problem ITT.
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 03:35:58 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 13, 2011, 09:17:02 PM
It's normal for people to fantasize about attractive celebrities. What straight dude wouldn't like a romp with Scarlett Johannsen or Halle Berrey? What straight girl doesn't get all fluttery once in a while thinking about Hugh Jackman or Idris Elba?
Totally normal.
However...
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING FEELING OF LUST FOR MEGHAN MCCAIN?!? I WANT TO PURIFY MY BRAIN WITH FIRE.
:x
Because, for the rest of your life, every time you saw some GOP prick in the media you would have the satisfaction of thinking, "I fucked Meghan McCain frontwards and backwards and flipped her over and did it again, then I blew a load all in her face. I used that bitch like a rubber fuck doll. AND SHE LIKED IT."
It would be even better if Tricia Nixon wasn't all old and shit.
Yeah, because sex is something derogatory inflicted on people's daughters to score points. :roll:
OR MAYBE IT'S JUST BECAUSE SHE'S KINDA HOT.
A lot of people are kinda hot. We get flooded every day with images of people who are kinda hot, and nobody gives a shit. So the thing to ask yourself here is, "Why Meghan McCain?" :D
But can she bake?
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 14, 2011, 04:11:40 AM
A lot of people are kinda hot. We get flooded every day with images of people who are kinda hot, and nobody gives a shit. So the thing to ask yourself here is, "Why Meghan McCain?" :D
Yeah, I guess I just don't see ECH as
that kind of monkey.
And that's the thing. There are a zillion GOPtards that I'd gladly hatefuck given half a chance, but I don't find any of them actually attractive, either physically or as a person. I'm actually attracted to what's between Meghan McCain's ears as well as what's under her clothes.
And no, I'm not THAT kind of monkey. And if I were, I'd probably do that to the Dem chicks first because I hate them more for being such disappointing shitnecks than I hate the GOP for just being unable to mask their inborn ignorance and fear-fueled worldview.
YOu could do worse than Meghan McCain.
True, on all counts. Meghan shows an amazingly independent streak, considering the environment she's been raised in. Around somebody like ECH, who knows...?
I think you guys should hook up...the media coverage would offer EPIC trolling potential. :D
I've seen her on Bill Maher's show quite a bit--he's also got a creep on for her, if I don't miss my guess. My brother in law and his wife had a friend who dated him when she was in her early 20's about 5 years ago, so he definitely likes 'em young...
I digress...she's pretty media savvy and can give as good as she gets, but her commentary in general is awfully shallow. I kept hoping she'd read up more and get more experience other than trolling media spots, if she's going to have any teeth to her politicizing. But that's just me.
And yes, she's a fine piece of ass. But I think she knows it. Comes from one of the original MILFs in politics after all. And her mom, btw, is totally left-wing, just keeps it under wraps because she's John McCain's squeeze.
Quote from: Jenne on May 14, 2011, 06:13:43 PM
I've seen her on Bill Maher's show quite a bit--he's also got a creep on for her, if I don't miss my guess. My brother in law and his wife had a friend who dated him when she was in her early 20's about 5 years ago, so he definitely likes 'em young...
I digress...she's pretty media savvy and can give as good as she gets, but her commentary in general is awfully shallow. I kept hoping she'd read up more and get more experience other than trolling media spots, if she's going to have any teeth to her politicizing. But that's just me.
And yes, she's a fine piece of ass. But I think she knows it. Comes from one of the original MILFs in politics after all. And her mom, btw, is totally left-wing junked out on high-powered narcotics, just keeps it under wraps because she's John McCain's squeeze.
Fixed. And frankly, I hope she DOESN'T decide to be more politically active. That would really sort of ruin the charm.
:lulz: Well that's true too, but I think most of those political wives are like that...
A lot of thinking people who haven't learned to Shit Hate would probably turn to high powered narcotics, if their life was a series of GOP functions.
Oh, I am SO not judging her harshly for it. :lulz:
:spittake:
Incidentally, I totally understand what ECH is talking about.
I mean, really:
(http://maxblumenthal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/megmcain-republicangomorrah1-1024x837.jpg)
http://videoshare.politico.com/singletitlevideo.php?bcpid=19407224001&bckey=AQ~~,AAAAAETmrZQ~,EVFEM4AKJdQtJLv7zbMPiBGChHKnGYSG&bctid=938557798001
her skin cancer PSA. she's near the end.
I'd totally do her.
Someone's political leanings should have very little bearing on weather or not you want to engage in sexy time with them. Politics is more something to worry about if you're considering settling down.
Quote from: PopeTom on May 16, 2011, 08:31:26 PM
Someone's political leanings should have very little bearing on weather or not you want to engage in sexy time with them. Politics is more something to worry about if you're considering settling down.
Balls. I could tell you horror stories about my experiences with conservachick.
Quote from: PopeTom on May 16, 2011, 08:31:26 PM
Someone's political leanings should have very little bearing on weather or not you want to engage in sexy time with them. Politics is more something to worry about if you're considering settling down.
I disagree. For example, say you're a hot chick, and you meet a really hot guy at a bar. He starts hitting on you, and in the course of events, it turns out he opposes gay marriage.
It would be
far better to give him a massive case of blue balls and then tell him to get his bigoted ass out of your sight than to fuck him.
To tolerate his views while fucking him is to tacitly accept them.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 16, 2011, 08:31:26 PM
Someone's political leanings should have very little bearing on weather or not you want to engage in sexy time with them. Politics is more something to worry about if you're considering settling down.
I disagree. For example, say you're a hot chick, and you meet a really hot guy at a bar. He starts hitting on you, and in the course of events, it turns out he opposes gay marriage.
It would be far better to give him a massive case of blue balls and then tell him to get his bigoted ass out of your sight than to fuck him.
To tolerate his views while fucking him is to tacitly accept them.
Truth.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 16, 2011, 08:31:26 PM
Someone's political leanings should have very little bearing on weather or not you want to engage in sexy time with them. Politics is more something to worry about if you're considering settling down.
I disagree. For example, say you're a hot chick, and you meet a really hot guy at a bar. He starts hitting on you, and in the course of events, it turns out he opposes gay marriage.
It would be far better to give him a massive case of blue balls and then tell him to get his bigoted ass out of your sight than to fuck him.
To tolerate his views while fucking him is to tacitly accept them.
If I was a hot chick I'd be home playing with my boobs.
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?
Let's be blunt.
It's the boobs.
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?
Let's be blunt.
It's the boobs.
And?
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?
Let's be blunt.
It's the boobs.
Meatloaf's got Boobs, is he worth a fap over?
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?
Let's be blunt.
It's the boobs.
Meatloaf's got Boobs, is he worth a fap over?
Aw, that's just WRONG. :vom:
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?
Let's be blunt.
It's the boobs.
Meatloaf's got Boobs, is he worth a fap over?
Only in the video for "I Would Do Anything For Love."
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?
Let's be blunt.
It's the boobs.
Snooki has boobs.
Megan McCain, on the other hand, is actually pretty, and apparently not so lacking in brains.
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 09:02:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?
Let's be blunt.
It's the boobs.
Meatloaf's got Boobs, is he worth a fap over?
Only in the video for "I Would Do Anything For Love."
What about in "Fight Club"? ( I'd also do many things for Love. But I won't do
that!)
The extent of my familiarity with Snooki begins and ends with South Park.
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 10:44:58 PM
The extent of my familiarity with Snooki begins and ends with South Park.
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 16, 2011, 08:31:26 PM
Someone's political leanings should have very little bearing on weather or not you want to engage in sexy time with them. Politics is more something to worry about if you're considering settling down.
I disagree. For example, say you're a hot chick, and you meet a really hot guy at a bar. He starts hitting on you, and in the course of events, it turns out he opposes gay marriage.
It would be far better to give him a massive case of blue balls and then tell him to get his bigoted ass out of your sight than to fuck him.
To tolerate his views while fucking him is to tacitly accept them.
THIS.