This is my performance of a one act play. The original can be viewed here (http://bash.org?24262).
Creative Screwed Me Like a Bitch
ACT 1, SCENE 1
The setting is a computer hardware shop. Rows of parts are on shelves. Audigy is on a shelf near to the front, looking cute.
Boo enters from stage left, looks around.
Audigy: Buy me! I'm ever so sexy, for I output in 7.1 channels, with crystal quality and hardware MP3 encoding and decoding!
Boo: Audigy, my love! Come home with me, and together we will sample such marvels of musical delight as none before us have known!
Audigy: I love you, Boo!
Boo: I love you, Audigy!
Boo and Audigy exit stage left.
ACT 1, SCENE 2
Boo: There, my darling, how is that? It's the PCI slot you wanted, with the greatest cooling, and I even put in a much larger PSU, just incase you had a desire for more juice. Now, let us sample-
Boo is cut off by Audigy.
Audigy: LET JESUS FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH LLAMAS, SON OF A FRENCH FUCKER!
Audigy begins to trash Boo's computer, playing noise across the PCI Bus.
Hard Drive: Mein leben! Nein! Neeeeein!
Hard Drive head crashes and falls over.
Audigy: BLARG! AUUUGH! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL, PRIEST! FUCK ME!
Modem: Me Necavit Nonne?!
Modem catches fire and burns.
Curtains close.
Audigy sucks.
:)
my oem ac'97 pwnz j0 overpriced audigy.
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoThis is my performance of a one act play. The original can be viewed here (http://bash.org?24262).
Do you EVER shut up?
Quote from: LurkerQuote from: Great Teacher LargoThis is my performance of a one act play. The original can be viewed here (http://bash.org?24262).
Do you EVER shut up?
You're kidding, right?
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: LurkerQuote from: Great Teacher LargoThis is my performance of a one act play. The original can be viewed here (http://bash.org?24262).
Do you EVER shut up?
You're kidding, right?
No. Jesus H Christ, why don't you just change the name of the forum to "Largo.com"?
largo already has a website.
http://www.rcaston.com/
RCaston.com :: Now with 5 more mhz
eric.com would be more apprpriate by far.
Quote from: horab fibslagerlargo already has a website.
http://www.rcaston.com/
RCaston.com :: Now with 5 more mhz
eric.com would be more apprpriate by far.
Whatever. Does this guy ever sleep? He posts nonsense in every single thread, and does it all day long.
The fucking retard just won't shut up. Ever.
Quote from: LurkerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: LurkerQuote from: Great Teacher LargoThis is my performance of a one act play. The original can be viewed here (http://bash.org?24262).
Do you EVER shut up?
You're kidding, right?
No. Jesus H Christ, why don't you just change the name of the forum to "Largo.com"?
I was being sarcastic. He never stops.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: LurkerQuote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomQuote from: LurkerQuote from: Great Teacher LargoThis is my performance of a one act play. The original can be viewed here (http://bash.org?24262).
Do you EVER shut up?
You're kidding, right?
No. Jesus H Christ, why don't you just change the name of the forum to "Largo.com"?
I was being sarcastic. He never stops.
How do you stand it?
Quote from: Anonymous
How do you stand it?
::shrugs::
I use the best, I use the rest.
I use the enemy
I ingnore inanity!
Quote from: Anonymous
How do you stand it?
I just pretend he is a teeny tiny little itty bitty gnat and that his words are farts, heh, HEHEHE, heh, then I go have some nachos and crapachino and then my bunghole it goes, rakakakakakaka, heh, heh, heh, then I remember that Roger likes me better then that gnat, heh, or something, or kill me :D
Quote from: CORNHOLIOQuote from: Anonymous
How do you stand it?
I just pretend he is a teeny tiny little itty bitty gnat and that his words are farts, heh, HEHEHE, heh, then I go have some nachos and crapachino and then my bunghole it goes, rakakakakakaka, heh, heh, heh, then I remember that Roger likes me better then that gnat, heh, or something, or kill me :D
Huhuhuhuhuh...
This sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.
got that right.
Quote from: ButtheadThis sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.
naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh
Quote from: CORNHOLIOQuote from: ButtheadThis sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.
naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh
Uhhhh...no, not even Winger sucked this much.
This dude is the KING of suck. There is none higher.
Quote from: ButtheadQuote from: CORNHOLIOQuote from: ButtheadThis sucks like nothing has ever sucked before.
naw, Nelson sucks this bad, heh, heh, heh
Uhhhh...no, not even Winger sucked this much.
This dude is the KING of suck. There is none higher.
Don't you mean, like lower or something?
If this sucked any harder, I could use it to vacuum my carpet.
Quote from: agent compassionIf this sucked any harder, I could use it to vacuum my carpet.
Well, you could use a Yanni song.
QuoteWell, you could use a Yanni song.
That would require me to *shudder* purchase and listen to a Yanni song, when this drivel is right here, and mercifully silent. Yanni would give my birds heart attacks and then where would I be? Oh yeah, sending you a bill for two new parakeets for suggesting such a ghastly idea.
8)
But he's so new age. :twisted:
QuoteBut he's so new age.
That's actually one word - "Newage" - to rhyme with "Sewage."
:lol:
Quote from: agent compassionQuoteBut he's so new age.
That's actually one word - "Newage" - to rhyme with "Sewage."
:lol:
What does "New Age" mean anyway? Anything that is unclassified goes into new age, but who puts Yanni in the same area as Infected Mushroom or Shpongle?? Damn that FYE. Damn them to hell.
Yanni + beats & samples = something very similar to Shpongle
not a knock on Shpongle, you understand.
the gnomes have learned a new way to say hooooraaaayyy!
Next person that mentions Yanni is going to be impaled on a broom stick.
Yoni (http://www.yoni.com), not the guy guy who I must not name in order to not get impaled.
I always thought that was a weird name for a guy, even a pussy like him.
pun_intended
isn't yoni the hindu word for vagina?
so it makes total sense that a dude who's a total pussy would be named that.
Yoni is also allegedly the Hebrew equivalent to Jonathan.
Allegations being made by my friend who took it as a persona name in Amtgard and confused enough snot out of enough people that if he'd done so on purpose, he'd've been qualified for sainthood.
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriosoisn't yoni the hindu word for vagina?
so it makes total sense that a dude who's a total pussy would be named that.
Did you click the link? And you are the on who taught, albeit accidentally, to read the little letters, so I thought you would have read mine :roll: and it is more than just vagina. It is a spiritual concept having to do with doorways and openings. Good job, Grasshopper 8)
also, i fi recall my metaphyiscs, it also proably mean szero.
but i'm ptrobaly wrogn there.
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Se?±or Misteriosoisn't yoni the hindu word for vagina?
so it makes total sense that a dude who's a total pussy would be named that.
Did you click the link? And you are the on who taught, albeit accidentally, to read the little letters, so I thought you would have read mine :roll: and it is more than just vagina. It is a spiritual concept having to do with doorways and openings. Good job, Grasshopper 8)
actually, I didn't click hte link...I rarely do....and I almost NEVER read the small print.
*shrug*
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyYoni (http://www.yoni.com), not the guy guy who I must not name in order to not get impaled.
I always thought that was a weird name for a guy, even a pussy like him.
pun_intended
OK, things people missed if they didn't click the link. And I made the letters huge instead of tiny.
1 Vulva puppets
2 Vulva masks
3 (http://www.yoni.com/images/catart_r2_c1.jpg)
4 Boobie doll figurines
5 A whole bunch of menstrual stuff, don't blame you for wanting to miss that.
6 Goddess pendant
7 Stained glass goddess windows
8 Flowers, especially those that resemble vulva, which as far as I can tell is a lot of flowers
9 A whole lot of other stuff having to do with or resembling female genitalia. See what you miss by not clicking?
sorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriososorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.
You have to sign up to the site to see actual genatalia, sorry, I have my own so I didn't check into that. :wink:
And come on, vulva puppets? That is funny stuff. I might get one. It would give saying "talk to the hand" a whole other level of meaning :twisted:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Se?±or Misteriososorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.
You have to sign up to the site to see actual genatalia, sorry, I have my own so I didn't check into that. :wink:
And come on, vulva puppets? That is funny stuff. I might get one. It would give saying "talk to the hand" a whole other level of meaning :twisted:
Vulva puppets is almost as fun as a "Vagina Masquerade"
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Se?±or Misteriososorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.
You have to sign up to the site to see actual genatalia, sorry, I have my own so I didn't check into that. :wink:
And come on, vulva puppets? That is funny stuff. I might get one. It would give saying "talk to the hand" a whole other level of meaning :twisted:
Vulva puppets is almost as fun as a "Vagina Masquerade"
Or the Vagina Monologues. I also was thinking vulva puppets would make the Turkey Curse a lot more interesting :twisted: Especially if you kept the gobble, gobble, gobble chant in. :twisted:
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI also was thinking vulva puppets would make the Turkey Curse a lot more interesting :twisted: Especially if you kept the gobble, gobble, gobble chant in. :twisted:
[pun]
This is the kind of forward thinking behavior I can really get into.
[/pun]
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCQuote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyQuote from: Se?±or Misteriososorry, it's just that I prefer to look at actual female genitalia as opposed to some flowers and things that just vaguely resemble them.
You have to sign up to the site to see actual genatalia, sorry, I have my own so I didn't check into that. :wink:
And come on, vulva puppets? That is funny stuff. I might get one. It would give saying "talk to the hand" a whole other level of meaning :twisted:
Vulva puppets is almost as fun as a "Vagina Masquerade"
Or the Vagina Monologues. I also was thinking vulva puppets would make the Turkey Curse a lot more interesting :twisted: Especially if you kept the gobble, gobble, gobble chant in. :twisted:
IMHO, the Vagina Monologues were about as much fun as having bamboo splinters shoved under your fingernails...
but then, I don't have a vagina of my own.
I'm always borrowing one from one of the neighbors.
Asian women have horizontal vaginas.
Quote from: Mad Magent LemonAsian women have horizontal vaginas.
How do you figure this?
just common sense I thought
so which side is the clitoris on?
Quote from: Se?±or Misteriososo which side is the clitoris on?
[misogyny]
Who cares?
[/misogyny]
:lol:
That quip might cost me my balls, but anything for a laugh, right?
Quote from: Mad Magent LemonAsian women have horizontal vaginas.
Uh...no they fucking don't.
Trust me. I know.
-Irrev. Hugh
Knows certain things about anatomy and you shouldn't ask how or why.
sure they do, provided they're laying on their side.
it's all a matter of perspective.
8)
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.
what the shit is this shitty shit
Have I ever mentioned how glad I am you guys cleaned house in this forum before I found my way here?
Sheer sadistic bump.
Goddammit why.
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2010, 08:21:54 PM
Goddammit why.
I was unable to restrain myself. :sad:
Quote from: Cain on December 30, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.
Psychic powers ITT
Bump. For Post-Cuntalist analysis.
Quote from: Cain on June 04, 2011, 11:41:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 30, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the Asian "women" Hugh was talking about didn't have vaginas at all.
Psychic powers ITT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
http://www.rcaston.com/
Dude still updates his site.
Your once-per-decade reminder that GTL existed.
He may have, but his site no longer does.