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Apple Talk / Re: Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: November 04, 2014, 11:54:47 pm »

I'm back. Was awesome fun.

I'm also a year older as of 11/1. Not as fun. It appears I may now be mortal.

Happy Belated Birthday, LMNO. Glad you had some awesome fun.

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Apple Talk / Re: I'm a lesbian marrying a man

« on: November 02, 2014, 04:23:32 am »

Corrective rape is a thing. My father's family is fond of it as a threat, though I've only heard of two cousins it was 'hypothetically' applied to.

Get out of the South.

My family is in Pennsylvania. :P

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Apple Talk / Re: I'm a lesbian marrying a man

« on: November 01, 2014, 07:25:15 pm »

Corrective rape is a thing. My father's family is fond of it as a threat, though I've only heard of two cousins it was 'hypothetically' applied to.

I had another two cents for this thread but forgot when I got to that last bit. Something something identity struggles are such a mixed bag of nuts something something.

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Apple Talk / Re: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:40:54 pm »

Finally a useful purpose for all that blood from my enemies. Time to start making the world's largest easy bake oven.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: October 22, 2014, 05:28:00 pm »

Love the Christians for Michele Bachman watermark.

Then you gets a hello kitty.

Just what I always wanted! It will go great with my Nail Bunny plushie.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: October 21, 2014, 01:10:30 am »

Love the Christians for Michele Bachman watermark.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: October 08, 2014, 05:13:44 pm »

The hair cup is amazing.

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Apple Talk / Re: You are what you eat. What are you?

« on: October 06, 2014, 12:47:51 am »

Mostly carbon.

 

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Apple Talk / Re: TWID I NEED TO KNOW THE PLURAL OF CATS IN IRISH GAELIC

« on: October 06, 2014, 12:47:31 am »

I want to know why Waffles knows what the fetish is called.

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Apple Talk / Re: WOMP-ertainment

« on: October 05, 2014, 08:02:02 pm »

Where the fuck are all those pictures of Roger as a hot lady? I NEED THEM.

And then I was porn for Portland weirdos.   

As opposed to just porn for weirdos? Because some of those pms you get . . .

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: October 05, 2014, 08:00:42 pm »

If we are what we eat then I am one third taco, one third pizza, one third fried chicken - all simmered in Pepsi.

So that's partially Mexican, right?

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Bring and Brag / Re: Yes, I am a hooker.

« on: October 05, 2014, 04:27:53 am »

Did not, in fact, cocoon myself. But I'm thinking that's how I want to be buried.

Can't find/didn't look too hard my other crochet thread so I'm updating this one with some shit. Sue me.

First, what's cool.

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/07/animal-and-insect-sculptures-wrapped-in-crocheted-webbing-by-joana-vasconcelos/



http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2011/04/invasive-crochet-lace-doilies-and-razor-wire/



Awesome shit, there, I think. Gives me plans for my evil lair once I get the moat finished.

That website has some other stuff that's pretty awesome-sauce, too. Including Olek's latest wacky trick. I like it, I love it, I want some more of it.

Second, what's SO NOT COOL OMFG.






Kill it with fire. Buuuuuuuuuuuurn it. It's probably acrylic so it will melt to skin, best remove it from the models before burning.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII

« on: October 04, 2014, 04:25:47 am »

I've seen cauliflower, tapioca, chicken skin, and mayonnaise used to describe characters before in novels?

ETA: Never mind, I'm slow. I get the point.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Worst Cats.

« on: October 03, 2014, 06:48:45 am »

Those cats look exactly like baby unicorns.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

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Apple Talk / Re: The Worst Cats.

« on: October 03, 2014, 04:35:29 am »

No, clearly they're the best cats.  Once again, tumblr gets everything wrong.

At least this cat won't maul you when you put it in the bathtub?