So essentially, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, he's just another moronic, entitled turd in the bucket.

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What is this Horrible Truth people keep talking about? It was mentioned on TCC a few times.
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: ATTN DOK
August 20, 2010, 03:22:17 AM
What?!?!?!?!?! I must have missed it through the rain of bloody tears down my pallid face, obscuring my lapis lazuli eyes . . .
Hey hey hey! Spoiler alerts, mister! I haven't gotten that far. Voldemort just gave Enoby the gun to kill Vampire Potter and now she's making out with Draco on the way back to Hogwarts.

I have to give this link to the guys in #nanowrimo. Some of them write 'Real HP Fanfic', whatever that means. Hehehe. HAHAHA.
QuoteI was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me.

All that make-up in the rain and snow? My gosh, no wonder they were staring. She probably looked like a draggle-tailed raccoon.

Way to kill my brain, Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen.
I can't decide of the "Sarah Palin/Library" story is better or if the "Gay/Catholic/Babies-in-leather" is better.

Nice site, Doktor Howl. :)
I didn't think Bush was very funny. Obama doesn't seem that hilarious either. Unless you're talking Will Ferrell/Adam Sandler funny. Which would explain why I don't get it. Heh. Intentional idiocy (even for the sake of comedy) annoys me.

. . . I have this sneaking suspicion in my gut that you speak true. :S

Here's an interesting clip about this mess from The Daily Show. I think it's really damn sad Jon Stewart tends to be a more reliable source of news on topics like this than pretty much everyone else.
The pictures are scary . . . the part where the Juggalos and Juggalettes attacked Tila Tequila with rocks and handfuls of shit while she was on stage . . . was bizarre. And the Juggalos are claiming she did it to herself because she wouldn't leave the stage.
Or Kill Me / Re: Life of Nobody
August 11, 2010, 03:33:01 AM
This thread is amazing. Thank you for sharing your stories, Charley Brown. I got as far as page 9 and will come back for the rest. :D I hope you do get all this published.
the Wit
(62% dark, 31% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)

I am not light-hearted enough to be a comic. Clearly this fellow has never heard of George Carlin.
I ran the forum search and gave Google a try but couldn't figure out what "MSY" is. Could someone please elaborate? My awesome sense is tingling but I can't tell if it's because of this "MSY" thing or because someone mentioned comic books.
I expected a link to another board whining about how is evil.

What I saw was infinitely worse.

If this is enlightenment . . . it burns.