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God fearing Christians and Godless Commies

zeebarf's comics capture the dangers of modern living quite well on the Darwin Awards.

bones,

You know the kind of people that are holier than thou, more Discordian than thou, and more thou than thou?  You know the kind of people who go overboard with Discordianism and feel they have to prove (to us nonetheless) how Discordian they are?  They're the ones I want to tell shut the fuck up and be themselves.

what passes for extraordinary in meatspace passes for common in discospace.

The original post was in the context of the AKK aftermath, our longest running, greatest noob of all time.

no, and neither did the puppy, which is now a zombie werecreature out to get the schmuck.

Needs more namecalling or obvious flytrappery.

I just don't like dogs at any age unless they think they're cats.  However, I'm against torturing animals to the point where I'm entertaining the idea of eating vegetarian once I find a vegetarian diet that I can live with.

As for "beef and leather", I'm not a rabid PETArd.

As for the rape issue, Hoopla, I hope you are raped by a rabid pack of dogs or models who would rather be naked than wear fur.

I wonder what I have lying out in the open on my server... I'm sure I could find some VNV, Combichrist and Modulate.

Ahem.
Do me Suu. Do me now. No really. Please, do me.  Hard and fast is the way I like it.

Hit me hard and hit me fast.

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/02/hospital

They fund FGM reversals with a transsexual doc from Colorado... I see a cab with dice in the mirror.

Aww... I want to be drawn as an anime girl wearing a gas mask, holding sai, with hair in the shape of a heart.

fear of the foreign and unknown is a good motivator to draw out the "call the opposition psychotic" card.

I see it all the time when I try to book fire and glass shows... the venue owners always insist on making fire shows more dangerous by putting them outside and flat out refuse glass shows because they think I'm dumping a pile of glass on their floor (not wholly true as I put down a dropcloth first).

Have you ever met someone who almost seems like a parody of themselves?

Jeffree Star or James St. James?

You're kind of on drugs, aren't you?

nope...

So my nuts make me human?

//performs a KTC on Felix.