Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Shit on January 26, 2008, 04:25:55 AM

Title: Question
Post by: Shit on January 26, 2008, 04:25:55 AM
What is the Discordian Idea/Ideal/Idiosynchracy of APOCALYPSE?
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2008, 04:38:23 AM
Ask 20 Discordians a question, receive 20 answers.

Or none.

Or something in between.
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Post by: Verbal Mike on January 26, 2008, 10:41:17 AM
The way I see it there usually isn't an apocalypse, just the cycle of the five seasons. I forget the details but it starts with chaos, goes through discord and confusion, then through bureaucracy, then through the aftermath and back to chaos again. The harder you look the more you will find this cycle. Every day you go through this cycle, every day of the week is one season of the cycle, every season of the (discordian) year is a season of the cycle, and in the really big picture everything that happens in the world can be explained in analogy to the cycle. So what people call Apocalypse is really just the transition from Aftermath back to Chaos. Maybe.
Title: Re: Question
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 26, 2008, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Benaclypse on January 26, 2008, 04:25:55 AM
What is the Discordian Idea/Ideal/Idiosynchracy of APOCALYPSE?

Once you "join" this faggoty "religion" you die inside.

That's the Apocalypse.
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 26, 2008, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 26, 2008, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Benaclypse on January 26, 2008, 04:25:55 AM
What is the Discordian Idea/Ideal/Idiosynchracy of APOCALYPSE?

Once you "join" this faggoty "religion" you die inside.

That's the Apocalypse.

:potd:
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Subtract Eight! on January 28, 2008, 12:21:57 PM
well its simple: if there had been an apocalypse we would not be here making this question

also are we immortal because there is a chance of never dying?

more at 11
Title: Re: Question
Post by: AFK on January 28, 2008, 01:44:57 PM
Apocalypse is when I finally get to take a rest. 
Title: Re: Question
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on January 28, 2008, 02:00:19 PM
The Apocalypse is like Utopia: It would kick lots of ass but the fuckups in Washington will never let it happen.
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Post by: Cramulus on January 28, 2008, 02:07:59 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on January 28, 2008, 02:00:19 PM
The Apocalypse is like Utopia: It would kick lots of ass but the fuckups in Washington will never let it happen.

:potd:
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Diseris on January 28, 2008, 03:50:46 PM
"Everybody dies, frustrated and sad and that is beautiful"- TMBG
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Jasper on January 29, 2008, 05:53:23 AM
Benaclypse:

Don't ask questions.  This is a cult, you hear?  We are creepy and secretive.  We operate outside rational conventions.
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 29, 2008, 07:46:47 AM
When J.R. "Bob" Dobbs's pipe begins to smoke, the Apocalypse is happening.
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Post by: Jack of Turnips on March 03, 2008, 12:59:57 AM
Boy, do I have egg on my face! Or, on my mind, I guess.

I always read that as "abocalypse" and assumed that when the natives of Australia began singing "Day-o, Daaaay-o, Daylight comin' and me got to go home" then Israel would finally reach orgasm.

So it has nothing to do with the Abos? Or calypso music?

Damn.

I know nothing about discordianism, actually. I just came to this site because I was lured in by a promise of porn:

Euclid alone has looked on Eris bare:
She curves in here, she softens and
She curves voluptuously out there.

So I Googled "Eris" and here I am. (Imagine my surprise. When I find whoever posted that teaser I am going to give him such a verbal spanking.)

Maybe when Discord has triumphed over the Carp of the Quotidian, then mountains shall tremble and giggle, the seas shall cast forth a chocolate bundt cake, and the Beast with Five Hundred and Fifty-Five Eyes shall finally see the optometrist and get his nearsightedness corrected.

But the chao is without end, so there are probably apocalypti within apocalypti, like octopi within octopi without end. Imagine the squirming!

It's going to be messy, folks.

~~ Jack of Turnips

Title: Re: Question
Post by: A.N. Other on March 07, 2008, 06:07:16 PM
I can't remember who said it, but it goes along the lines that the world already ended, it's just nobody has noticed.
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Payne on March 13, 2008, 10:31:49 AM
Apocalypse begins one day after the Anti-President (or Prezitator) takes control.

There will be cookies, enforced NBA watching and Laz0rs.

No one will escape.
Title: Re: Question
Post by: AFK on March 13, 2008, 01:30:44 PM
NBA, really?  Man, that's gonna suck. 
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Post by: Payne on March 13, 2008, 01:36:30 PM
There is a time when these things must come to pass.

Blame Fred, not me. You wil be the ones voting her into power.
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Post by: AFK on March 13, 2008, 01:54:27 PM
I dunno, if the NBA is going to be a part of her platform I might have to vote for McCain after all.  Unless of course she adds an NHL plank, then I might be able to stomach it. 
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Payne on March 13, 2008, 02:38:59 PM
A vote for anyone but Fred is a wasted vote. She has a laz0r cock.
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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 13, 2008, 11:29:07 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 13, 2008, 10:31:49 AM
Apocalypse begins one day after the Anti-President (or Prezitator) takes control.

There will be cookies, enforced NBA watching and Laz0rs.

No one will escape.

Noodle Party is BALLLLLLLLIN!!!!!

Quote from: Payne on March 13, 2008, 02:38:59 PM
A vote for anyone but Fred is a wasted vote. She has a laz0r cock.

ONOZ!
Title: Re: Question
Post by: LMNO on March 14, 2008, 05:13:39 PM
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Title: Re: Question
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 14, 2008, 10:15:32 PM
I would definitely put that sticker on my car. Can you Cafepress it?
Title: Re: Question
Post by: LMNO on March 17, 2008, 04:18:48 PM
Be my guest.
Title: Re: Question
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 17, 2008, 06:39:58 PM
Sweet, thanks!
Title: Re: Question
Post by: LMNO on March 17, 2008, 06:41:32 PM
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