Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on April 22, 2010, 08:59:10 PM

Title: Oh, yeah, it's Earth Day.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 22, 2010, 08:59:10 PM
How have YOU pretended to make a difference?
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 22, 2010, 09:03:42 PM
I waved at a hippie!
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Post by: Kai on April 22, 2010, 09:05:26 PM
I don't need a special date. I make a difference every single day.
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Post by: AFK on April 22, 2010, 09:05:57 PM
I watched Captain Planet with my daughter this morning.  Boomerang is having an all day marathon.  Woo Hoo!
Title: Re: Oh, yeah, it's Earth Day.
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 22, 2010, 09:07:57 PM
Fuck Earth Day.

Either you do responsible shit day in and day out or you don't do it.  It's like having an exercise day once a year.

I think I'm gonna celebrate earth day by driving to the store instead of walking.
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Post by: Idem on April 22, 2010, 09:08:46 PM
I planted a yak.
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Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 22, 2010, 09:10:01 PM
I yakked on a plant.
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Post by: Freeky on April 22, 2010, 09:10:28 PM
I thought about going outside, but Pix missed Phoenix and is trying to drown Tucson.

Also I made horrible bee puns.
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Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 22, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
I planted a tree... tomorrow I plan to burn it down
:evil:
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Post by: Suu on April 22, 2010, 09:11:50 PM
I didn't flush my toilet. Twice.
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Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on April 22, 2010, 09:13:14 PM
To save the rainforest: I peed in the shower.
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 22, 2010, 09:15:57 PM
Quote from: Idem on April 22, 2010, 09:08:46 PM
I planted a yak.

You, sir, are an eco-warrior.
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Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 22, 2010, 09:17:44 PM
I didn't shower or brush my hair
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Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 22, 2010, 09:20:52 PM
today i un-mixed my trail mix. thats a hippie activity, right?
Title: Re: Oh, yeah, it's Earth Day.
Post by: Remington on April 22, 2010, 09:27:46 PM
Drove my car up and down the street pointlessly, in a display of defiance against the coming Peak Oil and Oil Shocks.
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Post by: Richter on April 22, 2010, 10:44:42 PM
I offset any carbon I may have saved on public transit by farting all day.  I then purchased breakfast in a styrofoam container before itcouldend up in a landfill un used.  I now intend to carpool to fight practice in a 23 mpg viking longcar burdened mostly by my armor and assortment of horrible implements.   

Later I'll eat a hippy or something. Or stomp a hipster.  Something. 
I MAKE DIFFERENCE.
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Post by: Salty on April 22, 2010, 10:54:56 PM
I eased the suffering of countless trees in protracted, indiscriminate denderphilia.


They wanted it.
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Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 23, 2010, 12:28:04 AM
I am going to eat some cow and veggies that someone else placed in the store for purchase before they needlessly ROT.
Title: Re: Oh, yeah, it's Earth Day.
Post by: Faust on April 23, 2010, 12:29:49 AM
I poured load of milk and dumped a load of garbage into a river and angered the volcano in iceland.
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Post by: Jasper on April 23, 2010, 12:32:52 AM
I read this thread, in honor of earth day.
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Post by: Triple Zero on April 23, 2010, 10:17:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 22, 2010, 08:59:10 PM
How have YOU pretended to make a difference?

Well, the Earth is still here, isn't it?
Title: Re: Oh, yeah, it's Earth Day.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2010, 02:26:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 23, 2010, 12:29:49 AM
I poured load of milk and dumped a load of garbage into a river and angered the volcano in iceland.

So, if Katla blows, we can blame thank you?