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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Dubya Outlandish

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Hideously Oiled Bonobo of Sexual Acceleration
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Date registered:
May 06, 2015, 05:05:55 AM
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March 29, 2024, 07:59:41 AM
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November 09, 2015, 11:59:10 PM
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"Gold Medalist of the 2015 David Cameron Memorial Barnyard Olympics."