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There is no pool on roof? I say there's pool on roof. Ha ha, n00b pwned!
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
(http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/fire/images/200417P1.jpg)
bastard
I hold you personally responsible for this.
But we don't need no water!
Quote from: keeper entropic on August 16, 2007, 07:18:06 PM
(http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/fire/images/200417P1.jpg)
bastard
I hold you personally responsible for this.
We didn't start the Fire.
It was always burning, since the world's been turning.
To everything, turn turn turn,
There is a season, turn turn turn.
STOP
CHRIST, JUST FUCKING STOP
AUGA;LISHDG;LKAUSHGDA;LJHGD;AKUT;AIEWTAEWT;LAGD;LKAHD5UJ;KVGJASYHR3Q;A;KREWG;KASJDHGA['OIREYJ;WOIEURY'UJESRGOIAYHSIUFG;AWEKJTH'WREIPWU'ODS;GAIUY;UFTGCW;LIUANHRECIHAWIUFGECXMALKWRELTVIUMEHUTSKOEUTGCIYAEWGOIVEORTGCAIUYFEWKRXYGCEAOIWUETGVALW,HETOUYEWOITUAYWOEITUYOAWIUEYTLKSJDHGLKZJSHGDLIUZVTISULKTVUSHLKTVZUSHMLVKZSUMV
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 07:42:51 PM
STOP
CHRIST, JUST FUCKING STOP
Collaborate and listen and you won't be so angry, Crammy!
(http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5c/90s_flowchart.jpg)
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Quote from: keeper entropic on August 16, 2007, 08:00:34 PM
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This thread is #1 with a bullet!
I don't think we should be talking abouyt this...
still not? .. meh.
leave a little piece of skin so the head won't fall off!
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 16, 2007, 09:19:27 PM
This thread is #1 with a bullet!
PUT THAT SHIT BACK, SON(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/zombiezombiezombie/buntasugawara.jpg)
I would've just peed in it anyway.
ITS ON FIRE!
We didn't start the fire!
Oh wait, I think I did that one already.
IT'S MY DESIRE!
Goodness, gracious, great balls of.
Yeah, let me stand baby
Let me stand next to your
GONNA TAKE YOU TO BURN!
ALL WET
HEY YOU MIGHT NEED A RAINCOAT
SHAKEDOWN
DREAMS WALKING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
THREE HUN-DRED SIX-TY FIVE DE-GREES
I swear to god I'm going to kill every last fucking one of you.
AND YOUR ON FIRE
WHEN HE'S NEAR YOU
YOU'RE ON FIRE
WHEN HE SPEAKS
YOU'RE ON FIRE
BURNING AT THESE MYSTERIES
*SHOVE*
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WHO'S NEXT??
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on November 01, 2007, 01:06:10 AM
*SHOVE*
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/lmno_off_roof.jpg)
WHO'S NEXT??
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
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(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7785/28380189fj3.jpg)
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1904/cramcramfm1.jpg)
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7433/himeobscrosshair2pa6.jpg)
DISCO INFERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
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Quote from: LMNO on November 01, 2007, 12:32:26 PM
DISCO INFERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
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:potd:
Went and made it official.
(http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/592/wikipoolontheroofpc9.png)
this thread = whirlwind of emotion.
WHEN WE TOUCH
WHEN WE KISS
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4152/whirlwindemotionlolhs4.jpg)
This thread is Olympic in its Epicness.
Fuck the roof. Fuck the pool on the roof.
I hope you drown.
Blasphemy!
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(http://www.sptimes.com/News/080200/photos/flo-PREACHER.jpg)
Pools are lame anyway!!!!! :D
That was legendary.
I'm impressed.
Bumpy Roof:
(http://www.rainguardusa.com/article_images/tile_roof.jpg)
Aww Jesus! Look at all of the crap in the pool. Doesn't anyone every clean this thing out?
Quote from: Reverend Whats His Name on July 18, 2008, 02:16:44 PM
Aww Jesus! Look at all of the crap in the pool. Doesn't anyone every clean this thing out?
Well... I'm only responsible for that hunk of toasted marshmallow that dropped off my stick.... I don't know who caused the rest of the gunk though.
I wanna say it was BGP.
Well it wasn't me and the women cleaned up the LAST time.....
Creepy roof is creepy:
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/creepy-house-demotivational-poster.jpg)
THE TIME TO HESITATE IS THROUGH
NO TIME TO WALLOW IN THE MIRE
TRY NOW WE CAN ONLY LOSE
AND OUR LOVE BECOME A FUNERAL PYRE
COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE
COME ON BABY, LIGHT MY FIRE
TRY TO SET THE ROOF ON FIRE, YEAH.
(http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sloth-goonies.jpg)
Baby ROOOF?
troll bitch?
Quote from: Jenne on September 27, 2008, 11:17:44 AM
troll bitch?
:taco:?
Yep, troll noob. Let the flaming begin, I bathe in asbestos so I'll be fine.
Heh. I love how every n00b is a troll now. And every troll a n00b.
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.
My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.
My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.
The forum aristocracy must not be questioned!
Quote from: Faust on September 27, 2008, 05:55:30 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.
My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.
The forum aristocracy must not be questioned!
:kingmeh:
Quote from: Risus on September 27, 2008, 06:37:00 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 27, 2008, 05:55:30 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.
My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.
The forum aristocracy must not be questioned!
:kingmeh:
Trolls, all of you.
Quote from: Cain
Trolls, all of you.
LIES!! LIES AND SLANDER!!!
it seems to me that the 50 post suggestion is working. I don't really see too much harshness here.
Quote from: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
A fucking LIVE ONE!
Quote from: Nigel on September 28, 2008, 01:54:52 AM
A fucking LIVE ONE!
In body if not in mind, anyway...
Quote from: LMNO on September 27, 2008, 09:34:35 PM
it seems to me that the 50 post suggestion is working. I don't really see too much harshness here.
WTF are you doing on the roof, on a Saturday?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 29, 2008, 01:46:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 27, 2008, 09:34:35 PM
it seems to me that the 50 post suggestion is working. I don't really see too much harshness here.
WTF are you doing on the roof, on a Saturday?
iPhone spaggotry.
It's the most dangerous toy ever invented.
Is it also made in China and covered in lead paint?
I dunno, but is sure is tasty when I lick it!
Wait, we're now getting LMNO live on the street?
This decade, I tell ya.
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.
My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.
I have found that when you are as mind-numbingly boring as me, no one even notices when you join a forum or make posts (except for the extremely stupid or in poor taste ones).
Quote from: WHO?WHAT? on October 02, 2008, 05:26:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.
My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.
:?
Quote from: Payne on October 02, 2008, 05:28:15 PM
Quote from: WHO?WHAT? on October 02, 2008, 05:26:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Teh_Loserer on September 27, 2008, 02:18:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 27, 2008, 01:24:03 PM
Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.
Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.
There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy. :mrgreen:
Yeah, I get what you mean. I just don't like the constant attacks on pretty much everyone that joins up.
My opinion is that a troll will get it if it warrants it. One post isn't enough to make that assessment, unless it's TRULY terrible.
:?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
the pool is on fire
It's filled with rum; what did you expect?
bourbon
Too many wannabe pirates, not enough wannabe BIG, GAY COWBOYS.
Something needs to change.
Rum is good. People say it burns to drink straight, but they are spags.
sticks to the soul
rum is gross
KYS
Great, now I've got that stupid song in my head. Though, at least it replaced the other stupid song in my head.
It's what plants CRAAAVE.
Quote from: Payne on October 13, 2008, 09:18:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 13, 2008, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: Felix on October 13, 2008, 09:04:23 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 13, 2008, 09:03:31 PM
rum is gross
:cn:
<------ Found one!
You are citing a source known only as "Resident Houseplant"?
I don't buy it.
Yuo dare to doubt
ME, Keith Richards 2.0?!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cainadkeithrichards.png)
Am I to believe, despite promises to the contrary, that there is no pool for me to relax in?
LOL there's no pool on the roof little n00bling! This is your first day of high school all over again! Bwahahahahahahahah!
:love:
We are pooless.
[intentional spelling]
Quote from: Cramulus on October 27, 2008, 02:39:36 PM
LOL there's no pool on the roof little n00bling! This is your first day of high school all over again! Bwahahahahahahahah!
:love:
Well, this sucks! :argh!:
That's it, I'm becoming a Scientologist. At least
that's a religion that delivers on its promises . . .
Sorry. I couldn't keep a straight face while saying that. :D
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall. You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it.
I guess we do have a pool.
A pool of urine.
thanx payne
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2008, 02:47:23 PM
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall. You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it.
Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. :wink:
Quote from: Manta Obscura on October 27, 2008, 02:57:38 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2008, 02:47:23 PM
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall. You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it.
Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. :wink:
That would violate every single building code known to humanity.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 27, 2008, 02:53:48 PM
I guess we do have a pool.
A pool of urine.
thanx payne
What did I tell you about coffee?
Yes, I told you "It goes right through me".
At close enough to "Free fall" speed to get hordes of 9-11 truthers writing theories about a controlled demolition of my bladder.
Still, you make a good brew dude.
Quote from: Cainad on October 27, 2008, 02:58:47 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on October 27, 2008, 02:57:38 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2008, 02:47:23 PM
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall. You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it.
Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. :wink:
That would violate every single building code known to humanity.
Yeah, I know . . . just toying with the idea of physical spaces matching personal character.
A theoretical aside: I've sat around and thought about the question, "What would other fields be like with Discordian influence?" For instance, in architecture there are Zen schools of thought, in science there is a post-modernist viewpoint, etc. What would various fields be like with Discordian influence?
In terms of architecture, I think Discordian-themed buildings would be some of the coolest places in the whole damn world. I imagine buildings/environs where the inhabitants continually add to/recreate their living space. Sort of like a high-quality-materials couch fort, but on a much larger scale.
Quote from: Manta Obscura on October 27, 2008, 02:57:38 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2008, 02:47:23 PM
Well, we do have to winterize it afterall. You don't want the foundation getting cracks in it.
Actually, cracks are what we want. The physical foundation should mirror the psychological makeup of the people who post on this site. :wink:
Yeah but the water would fall out of it.
Quote from: Manta Obscura on October 27, 2008, 03:09:14 PM
In terms of architecture, I think Discordian-themed buildings would be some of the coolest places in the whole damn world. I imagine buildings/environs where the inhabitants continually add to/recreate their living space. Sort of like a high-quality-materials couch fort, but on a much larger scale.
:lulz:
Best. Idea. Ever.
"Dude, I'm sweating my nuts off in here."
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(http://walden5.com/files/images/pillow-fort.img_assist_custom.jpg)
/
"Shut up! If THEY hear you, they'll find us and take our weed!"
I'm guessing that Discordian architecture would end up looking like the Winchester Mystery House (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Mystery_House): no master plan, constant rebuilding, staircases that lead to nowhere, doors that open up into thin air.
In that case I think the agency admin offices were designed by Discordians. I still get lost there sometimes.
Or maybe like the building I work it, there would be changes to labels...
For example, we do not have a four story building... although if you are in the building you might want to disagree. However, we have Floor 1 and Mezzanine 1 and Floor 2 and Mezzanine 2. This is true because the elevator buttons say 1 M1 2 M2
If we had four floors, like some robots would want to label... we would have to pay taxes on a four story building. However, since we only have two floors (and two floors that we labeled mezzanine... err I mean, two Mezzanines), then we only have to pay for taxes on a 2 story building.
Think about what would happen if we started changing out other labels.....
Huh.... so is it actually a mezzanine? I mean like the mezzanine floor doesn't completely restrict the view from the ground floor to the second 'story'?
Quote from: Iptuous on October 27, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
Huh.... so is it actually a mezzanine? I mean like the mezzanine floor doesn't completely restrict the view from the ground floor to the second 'story'?
Well, in the front of the building there is a big staircase which you can go Up and down on, all four floors are open there. So technically that area is a Mez. The rest of the building, office space, server rooms, cafe etc... all normal floorspace.
I have nothing useful to add.
I don't get this.
And I thought you were cool :(
P-Roof.
(http://www.brightview-windows.com/images/Conservatories/P-Shape%20Roof.jpg)
Don't P in the Pool
should the building spell out poee in the sky?
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on October 29, 2008, 06:33:06 AM
And I thought you were cool :(
In my defense, I didn't try that hard.
ppssst roger im just an idiot not a derailer
Quote from: YattoDobbs on November 04, 2008, 06:12:20 PM
ppssst roger im just an idiot not a derailer
Who gives a fuck?
Just shut the hell up. You deliberately fucked up more than one thread, actual INTERESTING threads, because you're an asshole.
yes sir :x
roof ruined
(http://fatherneo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/roof.jpg)
roof fixed NSFW http://www.clivejames.com/files/images/Roof_Taylor_Square_web.jpg
Quote from: F.M.E on November 04, 2008, 07:27:37 PM
roof ruined
(http://fatherneo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/roof.jpg)
roof fixed NSFW http://www.clivejames.com/files/images/Roof_Taylor_Square_web.jpg
Hey.
NOWHERE does it say "No fighting on the roof".
oh OK -- ding ding, round two
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1340/774437566_c92436bd3a.jpg?v=0)
Quote from: F.M.E on November 04, 2008, 07:35:40 PM
oh OK -- ding ding, round two
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1340/774437566_c92436bd3a.jpg?v=0)
No. This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJIORWj4tw
Fiddler on the roof?
Quote from: F.M.E on November 04, 2008, 07:35:40 PM
oh OK -- ding ding, round two
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1340/774437566_c92436bd3a.jpg?v=0)
Whoa, is that guy's pants pooped?
has the pool been winterized yet? You don't want it to go freezing and then cracking the cement.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 20, 2008, 05:55:42 PM
has the pool been winterized yet? You don't want it to go freezing and then cracking the cement.
I'm pretty sure that, given its current composition, the pool's freezing temperature is somewhere well below 0 degrees Celsius.
Also, being on fire works as a pretty good antifreeze.
yeah - at what temperature does gin freeze?
I thought it didn't freeze?
Well this explains why the pigeons keep flying into the windows.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 20, 2008, 06:40:37 PM
yeah - at what temperature does gin freeze?
Some research reveals that it's about -20℉. Does it get that cold up here?
Pour that barrel of moonshine in just to be safe.
WAIT has someone been pouring antifreeze into the pool?
I can't see my hands.
so sleepy...
I'm going to go take a nap.
Enrico drinks anti-freeze, so anything is possible.
Quote from: Cramulus on November 20, 2008, 06:52:09 PM
WAIT has someone been pouring antifreeze into the pool?
I can't see my hands.
so sleepy...
I'm going to go take a nap.
The hell are you worried about? Antifreeze kills your kidneys, but those nice strangers we got drunk with last week took yours out for you after you passed out. Remember?
Quote from: BAWHEED on November 20, 2008, 06:42:07 PM
I thought it didn't freeze?
We need to get a team together and put gin in a room at (close to) 0kelvin and break physics. I sujest tanqueray.
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/store/imgs/stand_back_square_0.png)
per cram
(http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/1255095/img/Anonymous/spago.gif)
OMG there actuall is a thred called the roof.. with a pool in it... :eek:
That, i was not expecting.
8)
Hey, we're into acoutriments just as much as the next spag.
Quote from: Mu on February 15, 2009, 03:09:04 PM
OMG there actuall is a thred called the roof.. with a pool in it... :eek:
That, i was not expecting.
8)
Oh we're full of horrible little surprises like that.
Yay i like surprices ^ ^
The pool wasnt horrible, just kinda weird... wasnt expecting it i thought Cainad was having a laugh when he said that :lol:
Anyways... ima go do some leangths
:lulz:
Just be wary, it has been known to catch fire every now and again.
Oh, d'you remember that time it grew tentacles?
That was fucking weird.
Hmmm...
I think im finished with lengths...
*gets out, eyes the pool suspiciously and walks away*
:fnord:
penicillin shots the sooner the better - fair warning
Penicilin?
Bah.
He has a weak immune system, so I suggest you strap yourself down for a couple of days while the chemicals worn their way outta your system.
Oh, and try and do it somewhere isolated, we don't want anyone to find you.
Trust me, it's not a pretty sight.
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on February 16, 2009, 07:42:59 PM
Penicilin?
Bah.
He has a weak immune system, so I suggest you strap yourself down for a couple of days while the chemicals worn their way outta your system.
Oh, and try and do it somewhere isolated, we don't want anyone to find you.
Trust me, it's not a pretty sight.
But it might be a good idea to have somebody check on you after a week, just to make sure, well, let's just say you don't want to know.
Quote from: Vene on February 16, 2009, 07:45:39 PM
Quote from: The Borderline Simpleton on February 16, 2009, 07:42:59 PM
Penicilin?
Bah.
He has a weak immune system, so I suggest you strap yourself down for a couple of days while the chemicals worn their way outta your system.
Oh, and try and do it somewhere isolated, we don't want anyone to find you.
Trust me, it's not a pretty sight.
But it might be a good idea to have somebody check on you after a week, just to make sure, well, let's just say you don't want to know.
But please make sure they have a strong stomach.
Otherwise they'll only make it worse.
Im beggining to feel a tiny bit scared :|
Quote from: Mu on February 16, 2009, 07:49:56 PM
Im beggining to feel a tiny bit scared :|
Oh don't worry, everything'll be fine.
... You do still have that first aid kit I gave you right?
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x227/M4RVY777/fonzie.jpg)
...but I don't have any. Who did you fuck, then? :D
Have you checked your hands recently?
not since the void stamp washed off
So that means there is now a void where the void was?
you mean like this
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9429/deidarashandexperienceb.jpg) (http://img141.imageshack.us/my.php?image=deidarashandexperienceb.jpg)
Umm, I don't think so. However, that does give an interesting spin on the phrase "don't bite the hand that feeds."
THE ROOF CRIB IS NOW K-9 GROUND. ANY BITCHES NOT WEARING K-9 COLOURS, LEAVE NOW!
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
PLUS, THIS K9 KRU OPERATIVE IS TOTALLY GUNNA KICK YOUR ASS!!
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2731/badassdog.jpg) (http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?image=badassdog.jpg)
I JUST PISSED THE POOL! SCENT MARKING, BITCHES!
/
(http://photos.jpgmag.com/79222_20288_3da2333707_p.jpg)
Dogs don't belong on the roof.
You are dogs, stop being silly.
Get off the roof.
Quote from: Felix on March 29, 2009, 06:34:14 AM
Dogs don't belong on the roof.
You are dogs, stop being silly.
Get off the roof.
you steppin bitch?
the humanity
you just walked into the wrong part of the forum hombre
story of my life
i'm gonna go play with the cat
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2066/dogonroof.jpg)
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6337/fnord1.jpg) (http://img27.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fnord1.jpg)
the roof is a canopy of oxidized basement bars...
You want the 9s to fuck your shit up?
I'm going to be nice, you are new around these parts, turn around and get the fuck off the roof and never tread on dog turf again unless you are wearing dog colours.
you got it?
(http://www.futurerelease.com/old/0521091156a.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Stanley Baldwin on July 03, 2009, 07:52:00 PM
(http://www.futurerelease.com/old/0521091156a.jpg)
You were "meat collector" in May/June. Why the name change?
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/siblog/siblog/poop-catchers-mitt.jpg)
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,
plus, theres more meat to grind ;-)
now, if you ever ask me to explain myself ;-)
Quote from: Rev. Stanley Baldwin on July 03, 2009, 08:03:56 PM
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,
plus, theres more meat to grind ;-)
now, if you ever ask me to explain myself ;-)
Sounds like a bad case of Daruko.
yea, they had to irradiate an halogen....
Quote from: la neige cône on July 03, 2009, 08:03:07 PM
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/siblog/siblog/poop-catchers-mitt.jpg)
"poop catchers mitt"? :lol:
Also, kinda cool charm, though I'm at a loss as to why.
So, what happened to yatto anyway?
He accidentally a furby.
Ow, that's gotta hurt!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 15, 2009, 02:57:18 PM
So, what happened to yatto anyway?
The weird part is that I didn't even realize that he was gone.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 15, 2009, 11:07:18 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 15, 2009, 02:57:18 PM
So, what happened to yatto anyway?
The weird part is that I didn't even realize that he was gone.
His brand of, whatever it is he does, stuck out for me.
I liked Yatto.
he flounced w/o saying why??
i hope it's not because we treated his marketing Buddy the same as we treat anyone else that shows up here..
Quote from: fomenter on September 16, 2009, 06:35:56 AM
he flounced w/o saying why??
i hope it's not because we treated his marketing Buddy the same as we treat anyone else that shows up here..
I wouldn't say we treated him the same. I'd say we treated him like a jackass, because he was acting like one.
Maybe Yatto is just busy.
that's what i meant, we treated him based on how he acted just like we would any one else..
(http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac187/holichao/cat_pool.jpg)
heh, kitty pool.
The water looks nothing like that from up close.
let me rephrase that:
The alledged "water" looks nothing like that from up close.
I came up here to chill and look at the stars. there all MAD BASTARDS down there, every last one of them.
So, quick question: were the "THERE IS NO POOL YOU IDIOT" and "NEVER MIND I FOUND THE POOL" images created specifically for this thread? Because a friend of mine found them during a google image search for something else and she thought they were hilarious out of context. Then I showed her this thread and her brain did this ---> :asplode:
yeah they were created for this thread
weird - in what context did (s)he find them?
Uggh... I just stepped in gum... Who puts gum on a roof?!
I told you, you could have fit a lot more if you had shaved them first!
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!!:zombie:
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8349/redneckroofcouch.jpg) (http://img13.imageshack.us/i/redneckroofcouch.jpg/)
looks ok to me
Buddha say: This thread is a burning house.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a120/D1g1talD34th420/house_ablaze.jpg)
thats the old roof, new ones fireproofed
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1180/conservatecreplacementk.jpg) (http://img691.imageshack.us/i/conservatecreplacementk.jpg/)
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/conservatecreplacementk.jpg)
CLEARLY ON FIRE.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 02, 2010, 03:11:14 AM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/conservatecreplacementk.jpg)
CLEARLY ON FIRE.
Nonsense! That roof isn't on fire, that fire is on the roof!
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THESE PETTY SEMANTICS! FIRE!!
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2804/jap3p.jpg) (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/jap3p.jpg/)
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 02, 2010, 03:11:14 AM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/conservatecreplacementk.jpg)
CLEARLY ON FIRE.
zomg. law of 5s!
It was the aesthetically optimal number of fire guys.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 02, 2010, 03:58:20 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 02, 2010, 03:11:14 AM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/conservatecreplacementk.jpg)
CLEARLY ON FIRE.
Nonsense! That roof isn't on fire, that fire is on the roof!
Freeky is wins thread.
How do I get some service around here?
Rod Stewart?!
:lulz:
Damn its hard to tell if its an alt sans avatar and sig!
Oh, Roddy's been stumbling around these forums for a few years, now.
My guess is that he just woke up from his last bender (which involved a hot tub filled with gin, two dozen college freshmen, and a garden weasel).
Ok that seems to make sense!
He's Forever Young. D/N/T!
I hear that he likes to hang out with the dreadful hours and swap bad poetry/song lyrics.
I think the pool needs a little attention. It's got stuff floating in it.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2010, 09:02:21 PM
I think the pool needs a little attention. It's got stuff floating in it.
I would argue that the nature of the stuff floating in it is a result of
too much attention.
...why hasn't anyone thought about putting out the fire? Whether the fire is on the roof, or the roof is on fire, the shit's gon' BURN, MAN. IT'S BURNING UP H---...
The irony of diet water.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
It keeps the pigeons away.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 07, 2010, 01:15:39 AM
It keeps the pigeons away.
You keep arguing this about it. I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place! We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high. It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.
It's not the kind of fire you can put out with water, and adding more chemicals seems like a bad idea. It's like our own personal Cuyahoga.
Quote from: EoC on May 07, 2010, 01:22:08 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 07, 2010, 01:15:39 AM
It keeps the pigeons away.
You keep arguing this about it. I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place! We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high. It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.
At least it wasn't the ice cream truck.
QuoteYou keep arguing this about it. I'm telling you the only reason those pigeons are so hard to keep away is because they were mutated by the pool in the first place! We can't keep up like this - one of the pigeons shat on a nearby car and blew the thing sky high. It was the god damn meals on wheels van, RWHN, I don't want that on my conscience.
Not the precious NOMS!
QuoteIt's not the kind of fire you can put out with water, and adding more chemicals seems like a bad idea. It's like our own personal Cuyahoga.
...do we get to have our own Cthulhu, too?
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 07, 2010, 01:27:31 AM
...do we get to have our own Cthulhu, too?
Yes, but you're going to be disappointed.
(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3331/garfieldzalgo1.jpg) (http://img144.imageshack.us/i/garfieldzalgo1.jpg/)
...oh, great. We don't get Cthulhu, we get Zalgo, he who waits behind the wall, the wannabe Lovecraftian. T A T'
That is disappointing.
Meh. Cthulhu has a pretty tame image these days. Ooo, tentacles. Ooo, reality-warping.
Well, yeah. But I'm just a fool for the classics...
Early in my illumination, during the beginnings of the 23 Apples of Eris (http://www.23ae.com) cabal, I had a spontaneous hallucination of walking through the endless plains of Limbo.
I wandered the dusty, blasted landscape for what felt like Aeons. Then, through the blowing dust and sand, I saw a glimmer of light. Neon red characters winked at me through the howling storm. As I approached I began to make out other details. The still unreadable baleful red characters were hugged in two curves of eerie blue. The winds died for the 23rd time that hour and a tingle ran up my hominid spine at what the calm revealed.
Squatting on the desolate plains of Limbo, a single building stands intact. A wide low rectangle of dark glossy stone which the eye slides across like it wants to look somewhere else. At least, 'rectangular' was the only word my feeble monkey brain cold conjure to describe the structure. The corners of the object were the most disconcerting, refusing to be statically observed, forcing your gaze back to the mind killing landscape while they resumed their non-Euclidian folding unobserved.
Remembering what had originally caught my attention I calmed my panicked glancing about. Yes! There, on the front the the building. What? No... that's not possible....
I crept closer, a hundred warnings from a hundred Mythos tales shouting from the back of my mind. At last my cautious approach delivered me just out of arm's reach from the thing.
Affixed at convenient eye level, and next to a large door that appeared to be covered in strange leather and brass studs, a cheerful, neon red-and-blue 'Open' sign flickered at me in the way that only well used neon can.
Mind blown, the robot consciousness takes over. I feel as if I float above my body, watching numbly as it opens the door with a simple push. I watch as I walk stiffly through the opening into the waiting tendrils of mist beyond the open portal. My perspective follows, floating towards the impossible entrance. Out of the corner of my eye I notice the great studded leather door begins to swing closed. For a second I wonder if it will close before my mind enters the space beyond, leaving me disembodied and stranded among the sands of nowhere. I panic. Time seems to slow, the door creeping across the last foot of space like a shadow across a sundial. The adrenaline hits my system like a cop tasing a 12 year old girl, I scream, flailing and running forward until my throat feels like it will bleed.
Before I can realize that a bleeding throat means I still have a meat-sack to inhabit, something tough, wet, and fishy smelling hits me square in the face so hard I fly backward. I black out as my head slams onto the hard ground.
I wake, head afire, eyes screwed closed against any light. I hear horrible wet slithering sounds. Then, as if in response a gruff older man's voice. "Y' think he'll come to?" More brief wet sounds. My head feels like it is wrapped in cotton and my eyelids won't respond to my will, only twitching briefly. Suddenly, a thought that is most definitely not mine presses against my still fuzzy mind. This is very difficult to put into word-symbols after the fact, please bear with me. It was as if a giant tentacle the texture of a cat's tongue wrapped itself around my mind. I felt a dizzying lurch of movement and in my minds eye catch glimpses of strange underwater architecture towering over beds of seaweed all lit in an otherworldy green glow. The rush of motion stops and I.. I... imagine I guess is the word, a huge luminous orb set into rolling folds of green algae covered flesh towering before me. The mottled patterns across the surface shift slightly and I realize that this immense eye is looking me up and down.
Forcing every part of my mind that is trying to convince me that just giving up and going insane would be easiest and most logical thing to do to shut the hell up, I realize that I can still feel my eyelids pressed tightly together. I snap them open and blink into dingy overhead light.
Standing before me are two large figures. The first my sight slides off of, like trying to focus on the corners of the building. The second is a large, muscled older man with a grizzled beard and an eyepatch. He wears a stained brown apron and is cleaning a large glass mug with a dingy towel and stares at the first figure. I notice a name-tag on the apron. It says
Hello my name is...
WOTAN:BARTENDER.
Suddenly the first figure shifts and the wet slithering sound returns. At the same time, another sand-paper textured alien thought pierces my mind, projecting words which I know aren't mine, yet feel like lead hitting granite blocks when they appear:
HE'LL BE FINE. POOR SUCKA JUST NEEDS A DRINK.
My mind scrabbles looking for a detail on the second figure that I can focus my gaze on. After maddening glimpses of folded wings, terrible claws, writhing tentacles, and barnacle covered... wait.. was that an elbow? a knee? ...my gaze locks onto a familiar rectangular shape. A name tag:
Hello my name is...
C'THULHU:BOUNCER
I pass the fuck out. Again.
Luckily, when I next awake there is a drink in my hand and Wotan is passing me a blunt.
[There, lovecraftian enough? ......actully, I've been waiting a long time to write that out, thanks for the opening.]
Quote[There, lovecraftian enough? ......actully, I've been waiting a long time to write that out, thanks for the opening.]
I love you. c:
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 07, 2010, 01:07:59 AM
...why hasn't anyone thought about putting out the fire? Whether the fire is on the roof, or the roof is on fire, the shit's gon' BURN, MAN. IT'S BURNING UP H---...
The irony of diet water.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-JmjBJAorU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKhN0gh0kjY
Quote from: Telarus on May 09, 2010, 08:26:44 PM
Early in my illumination, during the beginnings of the 23 Apples of Eris (http://www.23ae.com) cabal, I had a spontaneous hallucination of walking through the endless plains of Limbo.
I wandered the dusty, blasted landscape for what felt like Aeons. Then, through the blowing dust and sand, I saw a glimmer of light. Neon red characters winked at me through the howling storm. As I approached I began to make out other details. The still unreadable baleful red characters were hugged in two curves of eerie blue. The winds died for the 23rd time that hour and a tingle ran up my hominid spine at what the calm revealed.
Squatting on the desolate plains of Limbo, a single building stands intact. A wide low rectangle of dark glossy stone which the eye slides across like it wants to look somewhere else. At least, 'rectangular' was the only word my feeble monkey brain cold conjure to describe the structure. The corners of the object were the most disconcerting, refusing to be statically observed, forcing your gaze back to the mind killing landscape while they resumed their non-Euclidian folding unobserved.
Remembering what had originally caught my attention I calmed my panicked glancing about. Yes! There, on the front the the building. What? No... that's not possible....
I crept closer, a hundred warnings from a hundred Mythos tales shouting from the back of my mind. At last my cautious approach delivered me just out of arm's reach from the thing.
Affixed at convenient eye level, and next to a large door that appeared to be covered in strange leather and brass studs, a cheerful, neon red-and-blue 'Open' sign flickered at me in the way that only well used neon can.
Mind blown, the robot consciousness takes over. I feel as if I float above my body, watching numbly as it opens the door with a simple push. I watch as I walk stiffly through the opening into the waiting tendrils of mist beyond the open portal. My perspective follows, floating towards the impossible entrance. Out of the corner of my eye I notice the great studded leather door begins to swing closed. For a second I wonder if it will close before my mind enters the space beyond, leaving me disembodied and stranded among the sands of nowhere. I panic. Time seems to slow, the door creeping across the last foot of space like a shadow across a sundial. The adrenaline hits my system like a cop tasing a 12 year old girl, I scream, flailing and running forward until my throat feels like it will bleed.
Before I can realize that a bleeding throat means I still have a meat-sack to inhabit, something tough, wet, and fishy smelling hits me square in the face so hard I fly backward. I black out as my head slams onto the hard ground.
I wake, head afire, eyes screwed closed against any light. I hear horrible wet slithering sounds. Then, as if in response a gruff older man's voice. "Y' think he'll come to?" More brief wet sounds. My head feels like it is wrapped in cotton and my eyelids won't respond to my will, only twitching briefly. Suddenly, a thought that is most definitely not mine presses against my still fuzzy mind. This is very difficult to put into word-symbols after the fact, please bear with me. It was as if a giant tentacle the texture of a cat's tongue wrapped itself around my mind. I felt a dizzying lurch of movement and in my minds eye catch glimpses of strange underwater architecture towering over beds of seaweed all lit in an otherworldy green glow. The rush of motion stops and I.. I... imagine I guess is the word, a huge luminous orb set into rolling folds of green algae covered flesh towering before me. The mottled patterns across the surface shift slightly and I realize that this immense eye is looking me up and down.
Forcing every part of my mind that is trying to convince me that just giving up and going insane would be easiest and most logical thing to do to shut the hell up, I realize that I can still feel my eyelids pressed tightly together. I snap them open and blink into dingy overhead light.
Standing before me are two large figures. The first my sight slides off of, like trying to focus on the corners of the building. The second is a large, muscled older man with a grizzled beard and an eyepatch. He wears a stained brown apron and is cleaning a large glass mug with a dingy towel and stares at the first figure. I notice a name-tag on the apron. It says
Hello my name is...
WOTAN:BARTENDER.
Suddenly the first figure shifts and the wet slithering sound returns. At the same time, another sand-paper textured alien thought pierces my mind, projecting words which I know aren't mine, yet feel like lead hitting granite blocks when they appear:
HE'LL BE FINE. POOR SUCKA JUST NEEDS A DRINK.
My mind scrabbles looking for a detail on the second figure that I can focus my gaze on. After maddening glimpses of folded wings, terrible claws, writhing tentacles, and barnacle covered... wait.. was that an elbow? a knee? ...my gaze locks onto a familiar rectangular shape. A name tag:
Hello my name is...
C'THULHU:BOUNCER
I pass the fuck out. Again.
Luckily, when I next awake there is a drink in my hand and Wotan is passing me a blunt.
[There, lovecraftian enough? ......actully, I've been waiting a long time to write that out, thanks for the opening.]
Beautiful. (Although I'd say the style was more Gaiman than Lovecraft.)
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1993/damfloatinghipporobswtf.jpg) (http://img130.imageshack.us/i/damfloatinghipporobswtf.jpg/)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 12, 2010, 09:27:12 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 12, 2010, 09:02:21 PM
I think the pool needs a little attention. It's got stuff floating in it.
I would argue that the nature of the stuff floating in it is a result of too much attention.
So would Michael Barrymore, and that's not necessarily a good thing.
nice day for a swim
(http://www.yardenvy.com/images/productdetail/chaise-lounge-sbc76wh.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/sobaL.gif)
no fuckin way! Look at all the weird evenly spaced gif artifacts in the pool as he drives over it. Also there's definitely an unusual shadow leading him in the middle of the pool. Gotta be a shop.
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/GIFS/120px-Backflip_fail.gif)
(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/1276499537_14.gif)
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.
Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.
Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.
Hey, I had
fun with that one! :argh!::1fap:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.
Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.
And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.
I still catch hell for that.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 09, 2010, 06:07:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.
Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.
Hey, I had fun with that one! :argh!::1fap:
We know. That's why it was closed, remember?
Broken and stained cola bottles < Paratroopers ripped out of the sky by an incredibly horny 'roided-up LMNO to be used as flannels for your incessant and frankly disgustingly copious emissions.
There were pictures. But they were too vile to be kept on a server even in pure binary and that's when the database got shaky.
News got out of this whole disgusting episode in rumours, small talk and fortune cookie slips of paper. The FTSE damn near crashed through to the Cellar. The President declared war on the Inuit. The atlantic mysteriously shrak by two inches, and every single lion born in the wild in Africa was white for an entire year.
Yes man. We
KNOW you had fun.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 06:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 09, 2010, 06:06:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:18:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 09, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: tomasluther on September 09, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.
Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.
And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.
I still catch hell for that.
The real problem there was the back hair clogging up the poor overworked filtration system the pool has.
I mean shit, you can't even cut that crap with a diamond tipped chainsaw.
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the pool is always closed. even when it is on the roof.
Balls. It was open last week.
It was me that got it closed. I accidentally and it and I the whole thing.
And we've been cleaning up stained and shattered Coca Cola bottles ever since. :tgrr:
lets be fair though, that's not the very worst thing to happen to the pool.
Remember the Leg Biting Incident. And the n00bocalypse. And the original Pheromonal Parasite Inferno.
And the time my swimsuit came apart under unusual stresses that the manufacturers had no real reason to plan for, and the whole damn rooftop became a superfund site.
I still catch hell for that.
The real problem there was the back hair clogging up the poor overworked filtration system the pool has.
I mean shit, you can't even cut that crap with a diamond tipped chainsaw.
No, but at least it stops bullets and knives, and only requires that a couple of midgets stop by every other month to beat the small birds and squirrels out of it.
An interesting fact gleaned from that incident is that no matter how much hair falls or is torn out, the overall mass stays the same.
I am considering marketing it to the military as armor for light vehicles, or maybe bulletproof ghille suits.
No one would be able to walk in the damn thing though. And if they were ever in a jungle area they'd have more to fear from horny gorillas than guerrillas.
/shot for pun.
requesting cue-tip repair kit...
Quote from: TRSD on October 18, 2010, 12:09:29 PM
requesting cue-tip repair kit...
Someone chored the last one. You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
>You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
Taking a dip in collections here boss
[came-up with 3 different pipes two types of incense and lighter garnishing
forgot where the driveway is...]
HALLway :lulz:
Quote from: LuciferX on October 20, 2010, 09:14:40 PM
>You'll all have to pool together and buy a new one.
Taking a dip in collections here boss
[came-up with 3 different pipes two types of incense and lighter garnishing
forgot where the driveway is...]
Well, try harder. We're deep ending on this.
If they offered to settle, is that not an expression of interest?
The rumours that there are Candiru breeding in the pool, are mostly untrue. However, this does not mean that pissing in the water is in any way acceptable. And the Nessies don't like it either.
Just look at this dump. Where is the goddamned maid?
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 18, 2011, 07:50:15 PM
Just look at this dump. Where is the goddamned maid?
The nessies ate her.
Careful, I think there's at least one in the bottom of the pool.
:horrormirth:
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.
:lol:
I made a funny. See loch, sounds like lock. It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance.
Fuckers!
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 19, 2011, 10:59:06 AM
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.
:lol:
I made a funny. See loch, sounds like lock. It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance.
Fuckers!
:lulz:
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 19, 2011, 10:59:06 AM
Well, maybe next time people should...loch....the door when they leave.
:lol:
I made a funny. See loch, sounds like lock. It's a hilarious joke when you give it a chance.
Fuckers!
It only sounds like Loch to all you un-Scottish peoples.
You filthy
(clean), ignorant
(erudite), savages
(quite nice people when people get to know you)!!!
But, but, I took a shower this morning. I'm zestfully clean!
Pic is too large for screen.
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2011, 11:03:05 PM
Pic is too large for screen.
No loss. It's just some misogynist shit equating women to pigs.
I didn't realize it was so big. sorry.
Actually the piece was done by a friend of mine from Philly who is female. She intended it to be humorous.
Hm. Jury's still out. At least he can be intelligible when he tries, though!
Soiled and swimming with the great unwashed
Runs through all thought disparity together
With not knowing Nothing intelligibly sloshed
Her better half just talking about the weather
:horrormirth:
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridvacation.jpg)
We burned down the Open Bar, so the Scrid's been kind of restless. He's got nothing to do! He's just been floating around drinking Tequilla Mockingbirds.
So we're giving him a job by the pool. He's very excited about that.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridboxwine.jpg)
See? Excited.
What will he be doing by the pool, you ask?
He serves drinks.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridcoffeewhatsyourname.jpg)(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridsback.jpg)
he hangs out with Larry King
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/larrykingscrid.png)
And (not many people know this) he is a licensed psychotherapist.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/scridtherapy.jpg)
So Welcome the Scrid to the Pool on the Roof. He's very happy to be here!
Welcome back, Scrid!
YAYYY SCRID :D
Motherfucker keeps trying to stick his giant peen in my arms.
I think we should go over the whole reverse transference thing again, mmkay?
CANNONBALL!!!,!!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2012, 12:17:29 AM
CANNONBALL!!!,!!
Um... Did anybody fish the Nessie out of the pool?
Just wondering, cause...
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin!
is there dope in this pool?
Oh man, I really, really want to hit that softball out of the park, but my therapist said I need to learn more self-control.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 12, 2012, 11:34:13 PM
Oh man, I really, really want to hit that softball out of the park, but my therapist said I need to learn more self-control.
I think it's okay. Just this once.
"nope, we ain't seen a phallus that size since '38"
"no I suppose not, what should we do with it?"
"Push it back to sea, I suppose"
"yes, that's true. I suppose"
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on October 12, 2012, 01:09:56 AM
is there dope in this pool?
Looks like there might be.
How's the water?
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Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on October 12, 2012, 01:09:56 AM
is there dope in this pool?
Looks like there might be.
How's the water?
Fuck. RWHN got there first. (http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/159/e/b/sulking_smiley_by_mirz123-d3idh0g.gif)
You can still do something with it, Luna. Like so:
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is there dope poomp for brains in this pool?
Looks like there might be.
How's the water?
Fuck. RWHN got there first. (http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/159/e/b/sulking_smiley_by_mirz123-d3idh0g.gif)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM
He was as Vanilla as they come, but goddamit Fred Rogers was the man. The world needs more of that kind of spaggotry.
Well, Romney doesn't, but he's a goddamned fuckwidget.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 16, 2012, 12:26:30 AM
He was as Vanilla as they come, but goddamit Fred Rogers was the man. The world needs more of that kind of spaggotry.
Well, Romney doesn't, but he's a goddamned fuckwidget.
Mitt Romney is the Anti-Fred Rogers, come to think of it.
SORRY, TROLLEY DRIVER DUDE! WE OUTSOURCED YOUR JOB TO MALAYSIA!
Daniel Tiger would be mounted on Sarah Palin's wall.
Ithink that Medea coughed, or at least Esther whistled
:fnord:
I've had enough of awed silence!
Until recently, the vermin in the pool was only a joke.
Maybe the Nessie will eat it.
Quote from: zarathustrasbastardson on November 22, 2012, 03:47:33 AM
I've had enough of awed silence!
So talk? It can even be awed talk, if you like...
Or stay silent, but not in an awed fashion?
There's brave silence... and furtive silence... and secretive silence... to name a few...
Quote from: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 05:12:12 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/NO_POOL_ON_THE_ROOF.jpg)
You know, it's been awhile since I've read the first page of this thread, but it is pure gold!
There is no roof. Oh wait, yes there is... Now it's gone again. Oh shit! I hear the sound of one hand clapping! Pass the pliers, I need to change the channel.
I think the pliers are at the bottom of the pool.
Since the draining, only one plier was found... stuck to the fastening of a croupier's jacket that had lodged itself in the filtering system.
Quote from: Misery's Feed Trough on October 16, 2012, 12:26:30 AM
He was as Vanilla as they come, but goddamit Fred Rogers was the man. The world needs more of that kind of spaggotry.
Well, Romney doesn't, but he's a goddamned fuckwidget.
Fred Rogers has been has quite recently and in fact inexplicably speaking to me through my dreams...
(and I'm seeing trolleys EVERYWHERE.)
I think that means you are on the right track.
:rimshot:
Quote from: Misery's Feed Trough on May 16, 2013, 11:32:08 PM
I think that means you are on the right track.
:rimshot:
Holy shit, that delighted my pants right the fuck off.
Hey there, new guys!
Ha-ay!
The Roof is not getting enough love.
I love you Roof! In spite of the pool.
I thought the pool was gonna be all like...
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a5cac459b56bdbcb0cfd5454eeca847/tumblr_moejhgEXOa1r3gb3zo1_500.gif)
But it was like...
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc068a1db49d294602ff0fdbd4789f60/tumblr_moejhgEXOa1r3gb3zo2_500.gif)
:lulz: I like how it's TGRR gently dunking the person in the first gif.
Are we sure the roof pool isn't more like this?
And no you're not imagining things: there is no edge on the pool. It goes right up to the egde of the building.
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r303/corkscrew_2007/P1010327.jpg)
Quote from: Red on February 23, 2014, 09:06:19 AM
Are we sure the roof pool isn't more like this?
And no you're not imagining things: there is no edge on the pool. It goes right up to the egde of the building.
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r303/corkscrew_2007/P1010327.jpg)
Too clean. It may have once been like that. But after one communal skinny dip we had to bring in a hazmat team. The filters alone had to be burned in a different city, with the wind blowing toward Fukishima.
Quote from: Alty on February 23, 2014, 11:05:35 AM
Too clean. It may have once been like that. But after one communal skinny dip we had to bring in a hazmat team. The filters alone had to be burned in a different city, with the wind blowing toward Fukishima.
Well, I guess this explains the Other photo I found....
I guess this was after the hazmat team?
(http://i59.tinypic.com/289yhy0.png)
Quote from: Red on February 24, 2014, 03:38:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 23, 2014, 11:05:35 AM
Too clean. It may have once been like that. But after one communal skinny dip we had to bring in a hazmat team. The filters alone had to be burned in a different city, with the wind blowing toward Fukishima.
Well, I guess this explains the Other photo I found....
I guess this was after the hazmat team?
(http://i59.tinypic.com/289yhy0.png)
Now that brings back memories.
Quote from: Nigel on February 07, 2014, 06:27:55 AM
:lulz: I like how it's TGRR gently dunking the person in the first gif.
I am nothing if not restrained.
Unless the restraints are cheap in which case you get bloody loose again.
Quote from: Pæs on February 24, 2014, 09:57:42 AM
Unless the restraints are cheap in which case you get bloody loose again.
That's hardly MY fault.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 24, 2014, 03:52:42 AM
Quote from: Red on February 24, 2014, 03:38:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 23, 2014, 11:05:35 AM
Too clean. It may have once been like that. But after one communal skinny dip we had to bring in a hazmat team. The filters alone had to be burned in a different city, with the wind blowing toward Fukishima.
Well, I guess this explains the Other photo I found....
I guess this was after the hazmat team?
(http://i59.tinypic.com/289yhy0.png)
Now that brings back memories.
Remember the Nessie (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28761.0.html) infestation we had? That was when the second hazmat team got eaten.
Wow.
It's like Tijuana in allegedly liquid form.
Have people actually managed to swim in this?
Quote from: Dubya on May 11, 2015, 12:32:27 AM
Wow.
It's like Tijuana in allegedly liquid form.
Have people actually managed to swim in this?
I heard that Richter swam in it once, and accidentally sharpened it while he was at it.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 11, 2015, 03:46:58 AM
Quote from: Dubya on May 11, 2015, 12:32:27 AM
Wow.
It's like Tijuana in allegedly liquid form.
Have people actually managed to swim in this?
I heard that Richter swam in it once, and accidentally sharpened it while he was at it.
He used ECH as a strop. :cry:
When I was in high school, the teachers would tell gullible students to go ask another teacher for the key to the pool on the roof. The teacher they were sent to would be like, nah go to yet another teacher they have it. And the kid would get shuffled from teacher to teacher until they realized it was a joke at their expense.
Quote from: thewake on October 20, 2015, 08:15:14 AM
When I was in high school, the teachers would tell gullible students to go ask another teacher for the key to the pool on the roof. The teacher they were sent to would be like, nah go to yet another teacher they have it. And the kid would get shuffled from teacher to teacher until they realized it was a joke at their expense.
I was always the one who realized it was a joke right away, but spent hours going from teacher to teacher anyways because my time doesn't matter and im good at playing the idiot.
For us it was in the basement where the pool table was.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2008, 07:40:12 PM
Quote from: F.M.E on November 04, 2008, 07:35:40 PM
oh OK -- ding ding, round two
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1340/774437566_c92436bd3a.jpg?v=0)
No. This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJIORWj4tw
I was going to read the whole thread before posting but this was just too much! Ah for a more innocent era.
Oh and...
Where there is a fire there is bound to be a flame
Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned
Just because you're burned it doesn't mean you're going to die
You have to get up and try try try
Quote from: Cramulus on August 16, 2007, 05:12:12 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/NO_POOL_ON_THE_ROOF.jpg)
cool