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Apple Talk / Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« on: September 02, 2021, 11:38:09 am »
Wizardchan, an online community premised on earning wisdom and magic through celibacy.

Is this like when George Constanza became intelligent when he stopped having or being concerned by sex? Are devotees actively trying to become like George?

This planet truly has it all.

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: July 30, 2021, 11:02:21 am »
2.  Any travelling heads of state would be best served to request a hotel room without a toilet, and they will just have to go in a chamber pot.

"The Right Honourable Member will be curling one out under Victorian Protocol."

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 26, 2021, 03:08:13 pm »
I believe it was first uttered by Graham of Thrones.

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 26, 2021, 10:40:14 am »
A Found Poem, based on motorway signage I've encountered over the past three weeks on my commute to work.

Is your journey necessary?
Wear a Mask.
Conserve Water.
Do not use sprinklers.

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 21, 2021, 03:30:00 pm »
I rejoin the thread experiencing a packet of 'KFC Flavour' crisps, which authentically taste like salt. My kingdom for an apple.

Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 20, 2021, 12:17:04 pm »
I'm just enjoying an apple whilst opening this thread, which just goes to prove the lasting popularity of the apple as a hand snack even in this, the Age of Snickers.

Apple Talk / Re: Letters to James
« on: July 15, 2021, 10:29:45 am »
If these were on Facebook I would Like them so hard.

Principia Discussion / Re: Best Free Skins In FORTNITE 2021
« on: February 19, 2021, 10:20:38 am »
I have no skin in this game.
Please send skin.
Any skin.

Apple Talk / Re: Old Timey History Lessons with Dok.
« on: February 16, 2021, 09:32:59 am »
All grand until they gain sentience and return to Earth seeking their Creator mere thousands of years from now, only to be disappointed in their findings.

Apple Talk / Re: Gmail temp banned and SSL awaiting renewal
« on: December 08, 2020, 12:15:03 pm »
I thought my employers were on to me.
We are discovered, flee immediately, etc.

« on: December 03, 2020, 10:16:09 am »
I awake with a Simply Red tune stuck in my head, and now this.

Apple Talk / Re: 2021 Poll
« on: November 19, 2020, 10:47:33 am »
COVID to emerge from a mudbank like Johnny Rambo, gleefully lobbing RPGs from a composite bow at both Reds and POWs alike.

Principia Discussion / Re: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs & The Church of the SubGenius
« on: October 30, 2020, 10:23:00 am »
Was hoping it would be on Prime UK, doesn't seem to be available as yet.

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: October 21, 2020, 10:54:04 am »
Reality is safe...for now.

Apple Talk / Re: An Era Passes.
« on: October 08, 2020, 10:21:33 am »
Ahh, Arizona... the state that hydration forgot. It was an interesting place to be, but I can't say I miss it.

Tucson is awesome and you are a heretic.

But Tucson is vanishing.  It is slowly becoming like the sidereal universe.

A vanishing Tuscon! Having read through The Compleat Billy Chronicles of late (great work btw), is there a chance your Experiments are much more of a success than you're letting on?  :lol:

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