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1.  It's either that, or they go through the same wringer as everyone else, as these bastards rape us all.

2.  Yes, a pill head with an unhealthy addiction to cactus and perverts will fly.    If I ran, it would be on the Freak Ticket.

i think the wringer can be minimized for those that prepare and keep their head low.

I would join you on the Freak Ticket...
I'll run for sheriff.

Not the Freak Power ticket, which included the late great HST.

The Freak Ticket, which includes tape worm fetishists, branding freaks, and body modification weirdos.

although i, myself, am NRFB, i consider those people to be, in part, my people.
hoist the freak flag!

NRFB?

Note:  Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions.  I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:

HEY, STICKBOY!  I am the uberwoman!  My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive!  I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia!  My boogers are made of stainless steel!  You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots!  I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis!  My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door!  I drink whiskey and puke kerosene!  I got busted by DHS and copped a feel!  YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Bump for teh Maria.     <--- Gonna DIE!

They should all be fired, then thrown into jail.......let's see how they like living under constant scrutiny by authority.

I find your lack of faith...disturbing.

1.  It's either that, or they go through the same wringer as everyone else, as these bastards rape us all.

2.  Yes, a pill head with an unhealthy addiction to cactus and perverts will fly.    If I ran, it would be on the Freak Ticket.

i think the wringer can be minimized for those that prepare and keep their head low.

I would join you on the Freak Ticket...
I'll run for sheriff.

Not the Freak Power ticket, which included the late great HST.

The Freak Ticket, which includes tape worm fetishists, branding freaks, and body modification weirdos.

I have successfully passed all the qualifying events:

1.  "Made Sexy Time" with Courtney Love, bareback.

2.  Stuffed kimchee up my nose and sang Neil Sedaka tunes.

3.  Touched myself inappropriately while watching the police beat a homeless man.

4.  Used a midget as a toilet plunger.

5.  Fucked the midget afterward.

I have also killed all the other contestants.  So you will of course be setting me up that date with Diabo for me, yes?  You welch on me this time, and I'll give that kid of yours the combination to the safe.  Yes, THAT safe.

Anxiously,
Doktor Howl

[WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!?!]

Also
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!?!

Welcome to the new century, kid.   

I've got ideas for that, actually.  Thump a supercaldera REALLY hard.

Yellowstone is nice this time of year, I gather.

I'm kind of actually wanting to destroy the world. 

It's the only way to get all the humans.

I'm not surprised, it was only a matter of time.

And this is only the beginning!   

Dok,
I've thought about it a bit, and i now think you're right.  it is bullshit.
I don't think he's just putting on a show while actually gunning for the status quo, and i do think that he believes his justification (i can see where he's coming from), but it is bullshit that he can stand ideologically behind the limited role of fedgov, but in the end use the money for what he admits is unauthorized use...
he should cut off his nose to spite his face, if the goal is to claw off the whole ugly head...
just thought i ought to say that.

Okay, so here's a thought:  Why don't YOU run for office?  Not being snarky, here.

I've considered it.
but i don't know if i want to put my family through the wringer that would inevitably occur to anyone that gets into an office that makes any impact and doesn't join the beast.
also, i believe that there will be systemic collapse in my lifetime.  perhaps there will be opportunity for political service in that time...
I dunno...

how about you?

1.  It's either that, or they go through the same wringer as everyone else, as these bastards rape us all.

2.  Yes, a pill head with an unhealthy addiction to cactus and perverts will fly.    If I ran, it would be on the Freak Ticket.

Dok,
I've thought about it a bit, and i now think you're right.  it is bullshit.
I don't think he's just putting on a show while actually gunning for the status quo, and i do think that he believes his justification (i can see where he's coming from), but it is bullshit that he can stand ideologically behind the limited role of fedgov, but in the end use the money for what he admits is unauthorized use...
he should cut off his nose to spite his face, if the goal is to claw off the whole ugly head...
just thought i ought to say that.

Okay, so here's a thought:  Why don't YOU run for office?  Not being snarky, here.

Who'd believe it was all just us messing around? 
We'd be tastered, rock salted, and firehosed into the pavement, and get the book thrown at us when we revealed it was only for kicks.  People around here, most of them just don't understand FUN.

Well, then, we'll have to educate them, come June.

 

So...Is anyone still puzzled as to why I wish to destroy the world?

Incidentally, a line very much like that one resulted in my son.

Hanford wasn't an accident, right?  It was just a case of "BUILD BOMBS FASTER, DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL SHIT LIKE WHERE TO PUT THE HORRIBLE GOO", I thought.

This is not the same as reactors being safe or unsafe.