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Ah, Beck.  Nothing like directly aping the language of fascism to get your audience going, is there?

"The Jews are a Cancer on the breast of Germany"
- Adolf Hitler

Even working the word "solution in.  That should be bonus points.

I know this is probably not the sort of mad scientist you aspire to, but there's more than one mad scientist out there. We're all the same in the sense that we see how unbelievably amazing reality is, and how equally unbelievable is the stupidity of the ordinary human monkeys we see every day in their complete failure to see the amazingness of reality. This, of course, drives us mad.

All of the preceding statements/ideas are good.  But where's the maniacal laughing?  Where's the revenge-driven statements of intent?

Where's the "TIME TO FEED, MY LITTLE ONES!", while the panicked masses scream and try to escape?

Glenn Beck was on at the gym last night.  Check this out:

"Progressives are a cancer.  When you get cancer, a doctor isn't going to tell you to smoke filtered cigarettes, you have to get rid of them.  And I'm saying that progressives are a national cancer.  You tell me the solution."

I think that was Enki's point about "transparent anti-torture propaganda".

You know what's really horrible? 

The fact that we need any anti-torture propaganda at all.  Just think about that for a moment.

Also, this leads me to believe that Enki is upset by "transparent anti-torture propaganda".

So, the question I have is who sponsored this bill, and if it was a conservative, how this ties in with "Smaller Government".

They now make an exception for hassling smudgy people.

Also, go ahead and suggest to a "small government conservative" that we only need about half the Navy we have now.  I did this just last night, as a matter of fact, and I was called a "communist" and was told that we should instead save money by cutting PBS funding.

PBS, of course, receives ~ $400 Mn/year, which is totally breaking the bank when compared to, say, 3 unnecessary carrier groups.

Why did they use patient information?

I'm telling you, it's a way for the government to get YOU to pay THEM to put you on a watchlist.

No one likes their mail being opened.

Jenne,

Speaks from experience here, too

Piss on 'em.  They can watch me all they like.  I mean, if they LIKE what they see, than they're sicker than I am.

[over the next five years]

Nobody caught the really funny part of that.

twice the housing!

(unless you're laughing at something different)

This:

The administration wants to spend $6.1 billion over the next five years to encourage commercial firms to develop spacecraft that would launch astronauts and cargo into orbit to rendezvous with the orbiting space station after the shuttle retires at the end of this year.

I hope he gets the chair.

He is doing precisely what we have programmed him to do.

Yeah, the military is in the monster creation business.  I'm down for systemic change, ethical treatment of prisoners, and other Nice Things^TM, but in the interim, I'd like to see crimes get punished.

You're one of those "rule of law" extremists, aren't you?

Actually Quantum, I am American - just living in the UK. 

Also, why is it that all of these gasms seem to be USA only? I would have thought that international coverage would be a good thing (i.e. make it seem more "real")...

If you want more UK GASMS, then start some.

If you have a *nix box, I can hook you up with my autobroadcasting script.

Enki.  I'd like to snag that script if you don't mind.



Also.  My hosting fees for the 25 listener server are coming due this month, I don't think I'll be able to afford to continue paying for that large of a server, and there's not been as much activity/response for the project as I had originally anticipated.  (This of course has also resulted in zero donations to keep the project alive)

At this time, my VPS could stand to take over as the server, but my bandwidth is incredibly limited, so our listener limit would drop to 5, and I'd need to keep a close eye on bandwidth usage and if we get close to my limit, I'd have to tank the radio station until next month's reset.

Alternatively, I can switch our hosting server to less listeners to decrease costs, but as it stands today, I don't know what I'll be able to afford.  I'm in a shitty dead-end job presently, with a handful of slightly less shitty, equally dead-end jobs on the table, so money does not flow from my orifices, but I shall endeavor to keep RFD alive.  Anyone wishing to take advantage of the donate button on the RFD front page, is highly encouraged to do so.

What's the damage on that joint/month?  I ask because I'm about to use the fucking thing, and I'd kind of like it to be there.  I've been canning rants for days now, to mix in with music and maybe get the original idea going, and NOW it's shutting down?

Allow me to be one to

COCK!
http://www.shomer-tec.com/department/special-ingredients-32.cfm
REPOSTE! 

considering these should be standards in any mad ________'s laboratory.

also if anybody tries this out in the field, please share your experiences.

What of KYFMS?

Dangerously out of calibration right now, I think.  We need to knock this shit off, and find a better way to communicate.

This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.

Ask Nurse Mayhem.  She puts up with my shit a few days a week.  She'll know what to do.

A helpful resource for the good Doktor:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17016_7-items-you-wont-believe-are-actually-legal.html

40 states have absolutely no laws whatsoever concerning flamethrowers. Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana.

That pesky 1st Amendment makes it pretty difficult for the government to ban a book just because it has instructions for baking Pyrex explosives and crippling the drive system of an M1 Abrams. This is a good thing.

Woot!

to prevent or disturb the patient's morbid sleep by the injection of hot strong coffee into the rectum,

I need to hit the medical supply store down by UMC.