My neighbors, aka my friends have moved from the other side of a duplex we live in.
I needed a light bulb, so I stole it. That is all.
Post similar incidents.
PS I stole a x-mas tree with my mother since the lot was open but no one was there.
The chair I'm sitting in right now was stolen by my family from a surgical office. Sounds hard to do, but while driving we saw this really nice chair just sitting in a parking lot, so we grabbed it. Then, while we're all in the car ready to leave we see the surgical office security guard come out and look really confused. It turns out he probably took the chair out of the office lobby to sit in and guard the parking lot, and just went inside for a second when we took it.
We didn't say anything, and drove off.
So, I guess the difference between really pathetic evil-doing and pranking is that pranks have no ulterior motive?
Let's see...The other day I got water all over the floor from showering, and because I hate my roommate I didn't bother to wipe it up.
Quote from: Brotep on December 14, 2009, 10:32:11 PM
So, I guess the difference between really pathetic evil-doing and pranking is that pranks have no ulterior motive?
Exactly
Last week I killed everyone on the other side of my street then made it look like my next door neighbor had done it.
Yeah, I know - laem but it's the best I can come up with :oops:
When I was a child I once broke another kid's shins.
My aunt and I stole a really nice wrought iron swing, table, and chairs from the old parsonage. We painted them black and put them in the garden.
My GF and I crashed a frat party and drank their beer.
I cut a REALLY nasty fart at a party and let this cute girl who was walking around pantsless take the blame for the smell.
When I was really little I used to steal $20s from my parents.
And I also stole a 25 cent pencil from a Dollar General, but my mom made me give it back.
I think I shoplifted a sudoku book from the grocery store last night. :?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 15, 2009, 06:05:49 AM
I think I shoplifted a sudoku book from the grocery store last night. :?
Iason fails to mention shooting the clerk, and raping all 4 cops that showed up. In their ears.
He also fails to mention the 5 state car chase, the dynamite bit, and chomping on a soggy, cheap cigar while he fired his tommy gun into a convent.
But other than that, yeah.
Roger, this thread is about the really pathetic evil stuff. I was trying to be humble. :wink:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 15, 2009, 06:22:05 AM
Roger, this thread is about the really pathetic evil stuff. I was trying to be humble. :wink:
That WAS letting you remain humble. I didn't mention the big crater where Valparaiso used to be, did I?
I used the email of a minor Cabinet member to sign up to the Lebanese Communist forums before totalling it.
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2009, 08:30:46 AM
I used the email of a minor Cabinet member to sign up to the Lebanese Communist forums before totalling it.
Any part of that sentence is awesome. All of it together is
ART. I don't think that's pathetic evil doing to be fair. That should be hung in Louvre.
I once tricked my stepfather into thinking I pissed in his coffee, but I didn't actually do it.
When I was a security guard I used to let people shoplift as long as they smiled or otherwise showed a kind gesture to me when I approached them.
I'm kind of enjoying watching a couple of the new users make arses out of themselves.
Not lifting a finger this time. They (and you) are on their own.
This one time, I trolled a thread called really pathetic evil doing
Quote from: Brotep on December 16, 2009, 01:33:52 AM
This one time, I trolled a thread called really pathetic evil doing
This other time I found out Oral Roberts died a few hours ago, and I've been clicking the "leave a prayer" button as fast as I can proxy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 01:36:21 AM
Quote from: Brotep on December 16, 2009, 01:33:52 AM
This one time, I trolled a thread called really pathetic evil doing
This other time I found out Oral Roberts died a few hours ago, and I've been clicking the "leave a prayer" button as fast as I can proxy.
That is not petty evil, but rather awesome justice.
I'm assuming my giggling at the name "Oral" is because of this fever. Mostly.
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 16, 2009, 01:38:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 01:36:21 AM
Quote from: Brotep on December 16, 2009, 01:33:52 AM
This one time, I trolled a thread called really pathetic evil doing
This other time I found out Oral Roberts died a few hours ago, and I've been clicking the "leave a prayer" button as fast as I can proxy.
That is not petty evil, but rather awesome justice.
That would depend on the prayers, wouldn't it?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 01:36:21 AM
Quote from: Brotep on December 16, 2009, 01:33:52 AM
This one time, I trolled a thread called really pathetic evil doing
This other time I found out Oral Roberts died a few hours ago, and I've been clicking the "leave a prayer" button as fast as I can proxy.
Who?
And why?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 16, 2009, 01:41:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 01:36:21 AM
Quote from: Brotep on December 16, 2009, 01:33:52 AM
This one time, I trolled a thread called really pathetic evil doing
This other time I found out Oral Roberts died a few hours ago, and I've been clicking the "leave a prayer" button as fast as I can proxy.
Who?
And why?
Google "Oral Roberts Prayer Tower".
Oh, and play nice.
hxxp://www.orm.cc/
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 01:25:45 AM
I'm kind of enjoying watching a couple of the new users make arses out of themselves.
Not lifting a finger this time. They (and you) are on their own.
Who me or the communal you? I've no time, if people are being dicks on the forum it will survive wait until after my exam.
Quote from: Faust on December 16, 2009, 02:10:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 01:25:45 AM
I'm kind of enjoying watching a couple of the new users make arses out of themselves.
Not lifting a finger this time. They (and you) are on their own.
Who me or the communal you? I've no time, if people are being dicks on the forum it will survive wait until after my exam.
The communal everyone. No mas. The welcome wagon has come to a stop.
Someone else can clean up the new people piddle. You're too busy with exams, RCH will just kill them and dance around in their skin, Cain will sell them their own bandwidth but otherwise leave them alone.
Heh.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 04:42:57 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 16, 2009, 02:10:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2009, 01:25:45 AM
I'm kind of enjoying watching a couple of the new users make arses out of themselves.
Not lifting a finger this time. They (and you) are on their own.
Who me or the communal you? I've no time, if people are being dicks on the forum it will survive wait until after my exam.
The communal everyone. No mas. The welcome wagon has come to a stop.
Someone else can clean up the new people piddle. You're too busy with exams, RCH will just kill them and dance around in their skin, Cain will sell them their own bandwidth but otherwise leave them alone.
Heh.
:lulz: :mittens: :potd:
Quote from: Payne on December 15, 2009, 12:19:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2009, 08:30:46 AM
I used the email of a minor Cabinet member to sign up to the Lebanese Communist forums before totalling it.
Any part of that sentence is awesome. All of it together is ART. I don't think that's pathetic evil doing to be fair. That should be hung in Louvre.
:mittens: