Aftermath 65, (December 23), is now the holyday known as "Circlemas", on which circles are pondered, noticed, and appreciated. To celebrate Circlemas, you may wish to decorate yourself, your household, or other things with circles and circular patterns, and partake only of circular foods such as cake, pie, and pizza.
Or, you may not.
People who make the awesome calendar .pdf, would you mind terribly adding it to the 3176 calendar? It would be completely fantastic if you would.
I nominate LMNO's "Circular Reasoning" song as the official song of Circlemas.
Which can be found here:
www.reverbnation.com/earfatigueproductions
I second the nomination!
I move that nomnomination to be CLOSED. What else can we circle...perhaps...the wagons?
Another song that could go in the carol book is "The Song That Never Ends":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Song_That_Never_Ends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0&feature=fvw
The omnomnomination process for "circular reasoning" is now closed, and it is now the unofficial theme song of Circlemas.
Damn, too late. And just when I was gonna recommend the final cut on Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" LP.
Wasn't Circlemas on Bureaucracy 55, when people are less distracted by that pagan tree/zombie thing?
Quote from: [uV*] on August 19, 2009, 01:07:57 AM
Wasn't Circlemas on Bureaucracy 55, when people are less distracted by that pagan tree/zombie thing?
NO
Circlemas is on Aftermath 65. If you want a holiday to be on Bureaucracy 55, you'll have to invent one.
Just sayin'.
Actually, not being a person who celebrates the tree zombie holiday, I've found that I can ALWAYS have a magnificent dinner party just a few days before it, and everyone will come, relieved to be at an event where no gifts or holiday cheer are expected.
Well, I guess part of that might be that a shit ton of my friends are Jews, but whatever.
Now my annual dinner party has a theme! Yay circles!
Truth be told, I'm just doing it to impress a guy. But I think we can all agree that adding a new holiday to the Discordian calendar in order to get me laid is a worthy endeavor. He might let me buttsex him!
:fap: :fap: :fap:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 19, 2009, 02:35:19 AM
Actually, not being a person who celebrates the tree zombie holiday, I've found that I can ALWAYS have a magnificent dinner party just a few days before it, and everyone will come, relieved to be at an event where no gifts or holiday cheer are expected.
Well, I guess part of that might be that a shit ton of my friends are Jews, but whatever.
Now my annual dinner party has a theme! Yay circles!
wait what
Get me to the Left Coast for one of your parties with Jewfriends! I want to see how long I can fake it before they realize I'm not a real j00.
Quote from: Cainad on August 19, 2009, 04:51:52 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 19, 2009, 02:35:19 AM
Actually, not being a person who celebrates the tree zombie holiday, I've found that I can ALWAYS have a magnificent dinner party just a few days before it, and everyone will come, relieved to be at an event where no gifts or holiday cheer are expected.
Well, I guess part of that might be that a shit ton of my friends are Jews, but whatever.
Now my annual dinner party has a theme! Yay circles!
wait what
Get me to the Left Coast for one of your parties with Jewfriends! I want to see how long I can fake it before they realize I'm not a real j00.
My guess is, indefinitely. My friends are shitty Jews. OK, except my very best friend, but she would probably just assume you're a shitty Jew like the rest of them.
Seriously. I had dinner with E last night, she cooked a pork stir-fry. Worst Jew ever!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 14, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
Another song that could go in the carol book is "The Song That Never Ends":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Song_That_Never_Ends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0&feature=fvw
I fucking hate you. Thought I left that song behind in sixth grade. :x
Haha!
It's even worse than "Black Socks".
Bump
is anyone making a calender this year? Also, what is the correct spelling of "calender"? "Calendar"?
I'd like to buy a print version of a synchronized Discordian/Gregorian calendar off Lulu, if anyone's doing that. But it has to have this holyday in it, for hardcore wooing purposes.
The Reds jumped the gun on this one. Either that or the extra terrestrials.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/10/14/2009-10-14_halo_cloud_over_moscow_ufo_or_natural_beauty_.html
Anyhow, is there a printable copy of the Discordian calendar? The one in the Principia is a pain in the ass to follow and it's real tiny. Plus I'm sure it's no longer current. I really want to start following it. 12 months is sooooo boring.
Quote from: Nigel on August 14, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
Another song that could go in the carol book is "The Song That Never Ends":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Song_That_Never_Ends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNTxr2NJHa0&feature=fvw
:argh!: Grrrrrr...