Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 14, 2010, 02:26:49 AM

Title: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 14, 2010, 02:26:49 AM
He can take offerings on my behalf, but I offer no guarantees being psychotic and all.

Prayers and requests go here.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Remington on April 14, 2010, 03:22:13 AM
Our Pixie, who art in Scotland
Hallowed by thy Name
Thy stormclouds come
Thy WRATH be done, in Tucson as it is in Portland.

Give us this day our daily rain
And forgive us our spaggotry, as we forgive those who dost spag against us
Lead us not into temptation
We can find it ourselves
For thine is the weather system, the Thunder and the Payne, for ever and ever I guess.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Freeky on April 14, 2010, 03:30:29 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 14, 2010, 03:22:13 AM
Our Pixie, who art in Scotland
Hallowed by thy Name
Thy stormclouds come
Thy WRATH be done, in Tucson as it is in Portland.

Give us this day our daily rain
And forgive us our spaggotry, as we forgive those who dost spag against us
Lead us not into temptation
We can find it ourselves
For thine is the weather system, the Thunder and the Payne, for ever and ever I guess.

:potd:
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 14, 2010, 05:31:21 AM
Nooooooooooooooooo I don't want it to snow again :crankey:
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: -Kel- on April 14, 2010, 07:19:22 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 14, 2010, 05:31:21 AM
Nooooooooooooooooo I don't want it to snow again :crankey:


NO MORE SNOW!!! NO MORE SNOW!!!

CHILDREN OF THE DESERT WANT TO PLAY!!!
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 14, 2010, 01:16:55 PM
I AM NOT IN SCOTLAND :cry:

Bad Nast!

Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Nast on April 15, 2010, 06:39:41 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 14, 2010, 01:16:55 PM
I AM NOT IN SCOTLAND :cry:

Bad Nast!



WAIT

What did I do?  :cry:
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 15, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
I was saner and happier in Scotland with Payne. When I left and had to deal with family it drowned the Swamp Yankees.

I am so very not in Scotland. If I got souther, I would be in the English
Channel.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Richter on April 15, 2010, 01:06:29 PM
Dear Pix,

You'll have to rain harder than that to drown me. 
Thanku V. Much for the 1 week paid vaca.   :wink:
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 15, 2010, 01:11:04 PM
Please to be sending me beer as offering.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 15, 2010, 06:03:55 PM
Yo, Pixie! I need a little bit of rain over here. For some reason the National Weather Service gave me a Red Flag.  :?
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: LMNO on April 15, 2010, 06:19:09 PM
Yes, you can use the rain that's supposed to hit Boston this weekend.

Over a weekend?  That's just not fair!
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 15, 2010, 06:42:50 PM
Erm, where is Iason?
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 15, 2010, 08:21:06 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 15, 2010, 06:42:50 PM
Erm, where is Iason?

Indiana. They are calling for scattered thunderstorms tomorrow, but I'm calling your bluff.  BRING IT ON!!!!
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 15, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
I was saner and happier in Scotland with Payne.

OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 15, 2010, 08:23:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 15, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
I was saner and happier in Scotland with Payne.

OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS.

Drown the Swamp Yankees again?
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 15, 2010, 08:23:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 15, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
I was saner and happier in Scotland with Payne.

OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS.

Drown the Swamp Yankees again?

No.  Move her ass to Scotland.

Life is fucking short, and you only get one trip around.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Payne on April 16, 2010, 01:16:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 15, 2010, 08:23:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 15, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
I was saner and happier in Scotland with Payne.

OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS.

Drown the Swamp Yankees again?

No.  Move her ass to Scotland.

Life is fucking short, and you only get one trip around.

THIS.

But.... can't we do both?
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 01:27:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on April 16, 2010, 01:16:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 15, 2010, 08:23:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 08:21:53 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 15, 2010, 10:40:52 AM
I was saner and happier in Scotland with Payne.

OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS OBVIOUS.

Drown the Swamp Yankees again?

No.  Move her ass to Scotland.

Life is fucking short, and you only get one trip around.

THIS.

But.... can't we do both?

Not until July.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 16, 2010, 01:31:18 AM
I am drunk on duvel

Expect unpredictable rain tommorrow.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 01:32:00 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 16, 2010, 01:31:18 AM
I am drunk on duvel


:crankey:
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 01:05:29 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 16, 2010, 01:31:18 AM
I am drunk on duvel

Expect unpredictable rain tommorrow.


The goddess delivers.


LMNO
-drenched, again.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 16, 2010, 02:42:32 PM
Hangover mek rain.

To ask for rain mek beer offerings.

This is all.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
FUCKING RAINCLOUDS OVER TUCSON.

MONSOON ISN'T DUE TIL JUNE.

:crankey:
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 05:43:42 PM
Meanwhile I've got nothing. WTF?
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 16, 2010, 06:40:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
FUCKING RAINCLOUDS OVER TUCSON.

MONSOON ISN'T DUE TIL JUNE.

:crankey:
IT'S TOO SOON, MON!
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 06:53:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 16, 2010, 06:40:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
FUCKING RAINCLOUDS OVER TUCSON.

MONSOON ISN'T DUE TIL JUNE.

:crankey:
IT'S TOO SOON, MON!

:walken:
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 16, 2010, 08:30:13 PM

To prevent moar rain please to be sending me a Payne to do messiah stuff for my hangover and menstrual cramps.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Suu on April 16, 2010, 10:38:20 PM
I have a rapier tournament tomorrow in Connecticut.

It's bad enough I have to go to fucking Connecticut as is, but I already see that it's slated to rain.

Don't MAKE me come over there, Pix. I warn you. My Sovereign Principality does not take lightly to such threats.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 10:51:34 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 16, 2010, 08:30:13 PM

To prevent moar rain please to be sending me a Payne to do messiah stuff for my hangover and menstrual cramps.

Here:

1.  Pack up shit.

2.  Go to Scotland.

3.  Live happily ever after, rolling drunks for change.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Dysnomia on April 17, 2010, 05:36:39 PM
PLZ TO MAKE IT NOT RAIN TOMORROW...OR TODAY

As I hope to ride the horsie today,he hates rain, and our indoor arena is pathetic with a much too low roof--seriously if he reared I'd probably be hanging from the rafters.  Plus, tomorrow I get to go hiking with super cute guy friend who unfortunately has to just stay a guy friend since he's friends with OF (and I want no more drama with all THAT).
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Jasper on April 17, 2010, 08:18:29 PM
I don't speak for the other Portland spags, but ok if you want to send us any spare rainstorms.

I like rainstorms.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 17, 2010, 08:48:19 PM
I am no longer hungover.

This bodes well.

Also Payne is due a visit so I am happy.

As for accuracy please to be sending me a map.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Dysnomia on April 18, 2010, 02:48:10 AM
Thanks for no rain today o goddess of rain and stuffz.  Had a very relaxing ride, and all look well for tomorrow's hike.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2010, 03:09:10 PM
RAIN?  IN MY DESERT?

DAMMIT, PIX!  WE'RE ALREADY CHOKING ON MOLD, HERE!
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 19, 2010, 03:20:06 PM
I went on a hen night with my mother last night.

And you brought up the PHX rage.

I am trying to drown the place, and you all know my aim is teh suck.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2010, 05:34:09 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 19, 2010, 03:20:06 PM
I went on a hen night with my mother last night.

And you brought up the PHX rage.

I am trying to drown the place, and you all know my aim is teh suck.

GET YOUR EYES CHECKED.  THERE'S 2 FRIGGIN' MOUNTAIN RANGES BETWEEN HERE AND PHOENIX.

However, you could cleanse Piccachu with your fury.  It would be a kindness.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 19, 2010, 11:58:26 PM
A good atlas is on my shopping list.  :oops:
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Remington on April 23, 2010, 05:17:39 AM
We got a light dusting of rain, but only enough the dampen the ground and further piss off the farmers.

(http://d0gl0ver.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/cute-puppy-pictures-loldogs-please-sir-may-i-have-some-more.jpg)
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Freeky on April 23, 2010, 05:22:23 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 23, 2010, 05:17:39 AM
We got a light dusting of rain, but only enough the dampen the ground and further piss off the farmers.

(http://d0gl0ver.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/cute-puppy-pictures-loldogs-please-sir-may-i-have-some-more.jpg)


PUH PEEEEEEE!
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Suu on April 25, 2010, 01:04:24 PM
Pix has 2 hours to withdraw from Rhode Island or I'm going to launch a full-scale assault on those bangers and mash-eating motherfuckers.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Kai on April 25, 2010, 01:52:54 PM
Hey Pix, thanks for the rain yesterday, it was lovely. :)
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Suu on April 26, 2010, 12:44:51 AM
She lucked out...again.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 26, 2010, 01:18:52 AM
:McNulty:

the fuck did I do?!
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Remington on April 26, 2010, 04:23:04 AM
Can we have Suu's rain? It's approaching drought-level nao: we've had no rain this year so far.

Central Alberta plox.
Title: Re: using Payne as an intemediary on the rain goddess stuff via IRC, no more!
Post by: Suu on April 26, 2010, 04:34:04 AM
Sick of it raining when I have plans outdoors.... :argh!: