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I have two new favorite words.  Absolutely marvelous.

a new one just came out recently... think it's called "Monstrous Regiment"

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.

You misspelled "fnord".  Hope This Helps!

No wife, no horse, no mustache.

Part of this unbalanced breakfast.

The absolute, best breakfast in the world - and I'm quite serious here - is a big piece of pie and a glass of milk.

Pie is good ANYTIME!  Try some today!

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The metaphor I use is: Chaos is a huge bag of Scrabble letters.  When you pull some letters out, sometimes they make a word (Order), and sometimes they don't (Disorder).  And then when you're done, you throw them all back in the bag again.

It's Bacon!
Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Bacon
Only one thing smells like bacxon and thats BACON!
CHEWY YUMMY SMOKY BACON!

What's in the bag??  I can't read!!

Yeah, I could watch that thing for hours

Zombie Attack Simulator

Maybe like Asterix, they found really good translators. I'm told that Asterix is possibly even better in English than in French.

"These Romans are crazy!"

if you can't see them,
then the fnords will not eat you.
watch tv, human.


next: (wild card)

argh! help! get away!
i can't stand that shade of green!
guacamole?? noooooooo!


next: tentacle rape

paper-cup goddess
help me open tired eyes
and dance until dawn


next topic: photoshop

uh...sure, why not?

Don't you find aliens are better for jumping up and down on?

Er... are you sure you haven't confused aliens with trampolines?