TIFL you can't just start a thread for no reason
You can't? The fuck have I been doing?
Yo, heads up for newbies, we actually do have a form you have to fill out to apply to start a thread. Obviously that practice has kind of fallen out of step, but many of you are eligible for bans at this point due to improperly started threads. I'm actually the one who reads and approves these forms, but I've obviously been lax in my duties over the last year when I was fighting in the war against space aids. But from now on, if you're going to start a thread, just let me know, it'll probably be okay.
Roger's been mailing me these forms consistently over the last few years, and my mail man would like to request that he uses the e-form because it's fucking 2013. But aside from that, I now have about eighty one hundred eleven pounds of thread applications which I intend to hoist onto the next Jehovah's Witness to knock on my door.
Can I start a new thread about the starting a new thread policy?
approved
Today I failed to learn that the post office doesn't take kindly to it when you shit in their mailboxes.
Apparently you have to put the shit in a cardboard box, first.
Oops.
when it's socially acceptable to drink at work, you shouldn't have like 5 fucking super-mojitos in 2 hours
(http://i.imgur.com/aCplHy3.jpg)
oh (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/mittens_and_rejoice.jpg)
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.
Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.
Quote from: Cainad on August 13, 2013, 01:05:48 AM
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.
Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.
What don't we talk about, Cainad?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 01:06:23 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 13, 2013, 01:05:48 AM
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.
Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.
What don't we talk about, Cainad?
S'ok, I already filed the work order for punitive flogging earlier this morning. Figured I'd need it for something.
Quote from: Cainad on August 13, 2013, 01:05:48 AM
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.
Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.
I bet GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 sells Discordian pogs.
Quote from: Pæs on August 13, 2013, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 13, 2013, 01:05:48 AM
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.
Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.
I bet GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 sells Discordian pogs.
If he doesn't yet, he will now that you've given him the idea.
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:30:34 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 13, 2013, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 13, 2013, 01:05:48 AM
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.
Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.
I bet GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 sells Discordian pogs.
If he doesn't yet, he will now that you've given him the idea.
Understandably, too. That's what we've been missing all these years.
Quote from: Pæs on August 13, 2013, 02:31:42 AM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 02:30:34 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 13, 2013, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 13, 2013, 01:05:48 AM
TIFL that turning your baseball cap backwards while doing an ollie and shouting "Later, DORKS!" as you make your escape by grinding down a conveniently placed rail is NOT an appropriate way to exit an interview.
Especially if you just schooled them in POGs when playing for keeps and they're still mad about it.
I bet GavrielDiscordiaEPIS:327 sells Discordian pogs.
If he doesn't yet, he will now that you've given him the idea.
Understandably, too. That's what we've been missing all these years.
:lulz:
TIFL that trying to reason with batshit insane ex mothers-in-laws is completely fruitless. Unless of course she gives you fruit afterwards. Which is frankly a likely outcome since she's batshit insane.
that'd be fruitbat insane, right?
:lulz:
Well played sir, well played.
TIFL that just because end-users have nothing to complain about, doesn't mean they won't still complain.
TIFL that I can still utterly fail to get an idea across.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 05:37:12 PM
TIFL that I can still utterly fail to get an idea across.
What are you on about?
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 13, 2013, 06:07:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2013, 05:37:12 PM
TIFL that I can still utterly fail to get an idea across.
What are you on about?
My own brain fucking with me. :lulz:
I'm in my special place, and let me tell you, it's pretty fucking special.