Poll
Question:
You are forced to attend one of the following--which will it be?
Option 1: Anthrocon (furry convention)
votes: 1
Option 2: Gathering of Juggalos
votes: 17
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UNLIKE THIS GUY
YUO MUST CHOOSE!
While it's not quite my scene, the Juggalos do seem to have a good grasp on FUN HERE AND EVERYONE'S INVITED! Which I can relate to a lot better than "let's dress up like animals and pretend that we're these animals diddling each other". GOD DIDN'T INTEND FOR BEARS TO HAVE SEX WITH SKUNKS! I don't know, man, something about furries rubs me the wrong way (ew). Granted, do what you will and all that, I just wouldn't want to find myself surrounded by them.
Juggalos-- I calculate a higher probability of FUN.
Equal probability of contracting some sort of nasty communicable disease regardless of sexual contact, though.
Juggalos. I would bring lots of Purell.
Juggalos. For sleezy FABULOUSNESS.
Plus, they don't set off my squick. I'd be able to enjoy myself.
Either one, dressed like I belong at the other.
Quote from: V3X on August 19, 2013, 06:17:54 PM
Either one, dressed like I belong at the other.
Vex wins.
From the report I read on Vice.com (I think Nigel linked it), Juggalos seemed pretty survivable. Especially if you count that the reporter had to immerse himself in the culture. As long as I have a place to occasionally chill the fuck out, I'm fine with whatever. In which case, I prefer not-furries. In fact that report even made me somewhat curious :)
Juggalos- dressed as a vulcan science officer. I would explain magnets and tell them that their colorful metaphors are most illogical.
I would just get fucked up on Faygo and dance/stomp all fucking night.
I'm not there to tell them how to groove.
Sounds like you'd SHOW them how to groove! ;-)
THIS IS A NO-BRAINER, CRAM! I MEAN, DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK?
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I'd rather have to become a Juggalo for life than spend a weekend at a furry convention.
I'd rather have to __________ than spend a weekend at a furry convention.
I'm not sure there's anything you could put in the blank spot to make the statement untrue.
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 19, 2013, 07:31:32 PM
I'd rather have to __________ than spend a weekend at a furry convention.
I'm not sure there's anything you could put in the blank spot to make the statement untrue.
Well, doing laundry for furries could be way worse than a weekend at a convention....
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 19, 2013, 07:31:32 PM
I'd rather have to __________ than spend a weekend at a furry convention.
I'm not sure there's anything you could put in the blank spot to make the statement untrue.
somethingsomethingBabylonHoruvsomething.
Quote from: The Johnny on August 19, 2013, 08:26:59 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 19, 2013, 07:31:32 PM
I'd rather have to __________ than spend a weekend at a furry convention.
I'm not sure there's anything you could put in the blank spot to make the statement untrue.
Well, doing laundry for furries could be way worse than a weekend at a convention....
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2013, 07:03:52 PM
Sounds like you'd SHOW them how to groove! ;-)
Partying was so much simpler when I was a kid.
You got fucked up, you spent the rest of the night dancing, fucking, or stamping on shit.
Nowdays, it's all so sterile, so regulated. There are
rules. Forms to fill out. It's just not the same.
Juggalos, I want to see all the Beta males become Alpha when they get laid that night. I also want to see how much money a woman makes; letting people touch their tits for $1. I also want to interview a Juggalo family the older the better.
Furry convention.
Flamethrowers aren't on the banned list, right?