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"Are you sure this is going to work?" Cramulus asked dubiously, strapping himself into the metal contraption.
"Of course it will," LMNO admonished. "I have a phd!"
"But, it's not in--" Cram's protests were cut off as the glass cockpit sealed shut. Panic set in briefly, but he gripped the controls and prepared for the countdown. Deep within the machine, strange engines rumbled to life.
"5...4...3..." the metallic voice echoed across the intercom. LMNO rushed back behind the barricades, where the women watched with equal parts admiration and anxiety. One thing was for sure: if Cram survived this one there would be plenty of pussy to go around. An otherworldly humming permeated the air as the engines worked up to speed, the tone screeching higher and higher.
"2...1..." Something inside the machine started glowing, the brightness increasing with the tone of the maddening whine of titanium and graphine pushed to the limit of physical laws. Cramulus silently cursed any gods that might be paying attention, for good measure. Let's see what you bastards got.
"0." The machine shot up off the concrete floor, spun violently in all directions simultaneously, then turned in a direction that cannot be pointed to, and was gone. All that was left was a crater the size of a school bus.

"Did it work?" Nigel asked, picking herself up off the floor.
"I don't know," LMNO admitted. He shook his head, dislodging concrete dust from his hair and attempting to regain his bearings. "It obviously did something, but he might have just --" A second sonic boom ripped through the hangar, knocking everyone back on their asses.

"Cram?" LMNO peeked above the crumbling barricade.
The machine had reappeared, dented and bloodstained. The cockpit began to open, then shuddered to a halt. A swift kick finished the job, and a slightly older and distinctly better dressed Cramulus climbed out. "I got him!"
Behind Cram, a mustachioed Serbian scientist eased his way out of the machine.

I'm just glad people like them.

If anyone's got requests, I'm sure I've missed a lot of the good stuff.

[Re: Queen_Gogira on Word Wrap]

Re: Queen_Gogira on Word Wrap -- in Notepad, the "word wrap" setting only affects display, not the actual contents of the file. It doesn't actually insert newlines, it just wraps long lines so they'll fit on the screen without having to display a horizontal scrollbar. You can verify this for yourself by changing the size of the Notepad window.

I know what it's supposed to do, but it has legitimately thrown in line breaks where line breaks don't go on occasion for me. I'm fairly certain this is not a common thing.

I got depressed making these for things earlier, so have some happy shiny ones:
From the discordian quotes site, QUOTE NOT KOPYLEFT:
http://imgur.com/P3DN6vG
Keep Believing (QUOTE NOT KOPYLEFT)
http://imgur.com/OQFvfEr
Full page, because I can. Parable of the Bull from Intermittens:
http://imgur.com/NZfHqCW

Not sure if this works, but here: http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/4933/nosubject.jpg

Apparently he's cursing you to watch lesbian porn?

That actually would be a bit of a curse, because I am not at all turned on by lesbian pornography.  I'm weird, that way.

Sadly, this sort of shit is not a new experience for me.

I can empathize, I will never understand why straight women like gay porn. Who honestly thinks dudes are that much fun to look at, anyway?

OMG THAT'S AWESOME

too bad all the occupytards around here have managed to shove their heads completely up their own asses and won't be able to benefit from such awesomeness....

Apparently he's cursing you to watch lesbian porn?

One of the things that killed Pastafarianism is that they stopped being funny, and turned into a pack of shrill evangelistic atheists.

Yeah, they took the joke too seriously, and unfortunately for them atheism isn't exactly an accepted worldview in this country. Turned people off.

Even if it was accepted, no one likes a shrill evangelist.

in that case,

either way: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5388/pornographie.png

not sure if compliment...

either way: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5388/pornographie.png

If you save it with word warp on it sometimes messes with your line breaks. At least mine does, but I'm on shittyshittyvista so really who knows?

Sneak some dicks into the fjords.