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 What kind of world do we live in when a man can get lynched by his own neighbors just for not liking cats?  It's a madhouse, A MADHOUSE!

Yer darn tootin'.

See, Freaky?  He likes playing along.

I think he just... didn't.... wait a sec... didn't like all those cats!!




DUNNN DUNNNN!

It's a werewolf! Ahhh!

you don't want to know what commercially farmed fish are fed.

also, fish farms create an easy way for diseases to arise and to spread rapidly through a species. Overcrowded pens + no real safeguards against farmed stock escaping into the wild = possible devastating epidemic.

also also, just as with GMO crops, many commercial aquaculture operations raise their own "brand" of fish, genetically modified to be optimized for farm-raising. The question of what happens when these fish escape and introduce their genetics into the wild population of the species has not been satisfactorily answered.

also also also, farm-raised fish tastes like crap compared to its wild counterparts (you get out of it what you put into it. see problem number one).

Oh.

That's 3 hoops and 3 mistress freeky

No one listens to me anymore...

You should change your name to Cassandra.

I take my vote back. I'ma make you work for this lynching.

I randomly vote to lynch Hoopla.

Hoopla 1
Freeky 3
LMNO 1

ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:

combine in blender:

1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum

blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.

repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.

you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.

This is YOM YOM YOM.

Back to making fun of wingnuts

http://wonkette.com/413847/scott-brown-votes-for-jobs-bill-wingnuts-go-nuts-on-twitter

In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who’s cold goin’ nuts on the Twitter?

Post includes screenshots of screeching Twittertards.

 

Fuck yeah.  If I have to be ill, I may as well be in an altered state of mind whilst suffering it.

Unfortunately, I have to actually go to the shops, since I am out of all those items.  I wonder how many strange stares I can get if I buy a packet of condoms and some bandages at the same time?

PICS.

1) Angels are HAWT. Holy shit, fucking I want to fuck you now hawt.

After seeing Metatron in "Dogma," I'd have to agree with you there.

Oh my god, Alan Rickman is so fucking hot in that movie. Can you believe he was in his 50s then?

Oh, THIS is where I found that joke.

I laughed at the end. When I finally got there.

That sounds about right.

add extra files

add a file for "good ideas"

Insert a map of the office, mark off a "blast radius" with a big red circle.


add a file for "stupid mistakes"

in that folder, insert your boss's resume.


hopefully, these will not be found until after you leave

Tilapia and catfish are common white freshwater fish in the states.

actually, tilapia is not native to the US  and is mostly imported from vietnam where it is farm-raised.

for the love of god, please don't eat farm-raised fish. This recipe (which sounds awesome - thanks Pix!) would work perfectly well with haddock, flounder, sole, or perch, most of which can be found wild-caught for not much more money than tilapia.

In my senior year of high school, my science class ran our school's greenhouse and nursery, and we rasied tilapia to sell to local restaurants. What's wrong with farm raised?

WHAT  HAPPENED TO ALTY? WHY DIDN'T HE FINISH HIS SENTENCE?

HO GOD, ALTY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INVOKE THE MGT?