Your good Deacon should avoid CNN in the break room. It occasionally turns him into a raving lunatic for the rest of the day.
Thanks to the Tea PArty, and other expounders of the new Reich style sense of "patriotism", I've been hearing a lot of BS about immigration. People intermingled with drugs smuggling themseles over our borders and generally fucking things up for the citizens. We all ended up here the same way, if you go back enough generations, aside from those with native heritage. How many have actually met or seen the current face of fresh fuel for the meting pot though?
Some enterprising soul is out to fix this lack of experience, and for $89, out of Tucson of course, will run people around a bit. They'll show them the desert, a really real border crossing, and let them walk around where people try to duck in from Mexico. "Bob" love the bastard who's doing this, but his clientele deserve a hot seat next to the people who picnicked to watch civil war battles. If he had a sense of humor his AC will "Accidentally fail" 30 minutes out, and "Bring your own water" will be in fine print.
Sweet gods, I hope he also checks the fuckers for weapons. A hunting trip would be a bad thing...
Quote from: Richter on September 15, 2011, 01:36:18 PM
Your good Deacon should avoid CNN in the break room. It occasionally turns him into a raving lunatic for the rest of the day.
Thanks to the Tea PArty, and other expounders of the new Reich style sense of "patriotism", I've been hearing a lot of BS about immigration. People intermingled with drugs smuggling themseles over our borders and generally fucking things up for the citizens. We all ended up here the same way, if you go back enough generations, aside from those with native heritage. How many have actually met or seen the current face of fresh fuel for the meting pot though?
Some enterprising soul is out to fix this lack of experience, and for $89, out of Tucson of course, will run people around a bit. They'll show them the desert, a really real border crossing, and let them walk around where people try to duck in from Mexico. "Bob" love the bastard who's doing this, but his clientele deserve a hot seat next to the people who picnicked to watch civil war battles. If he had a sense of humor his AC will "Accidentally fail" 30 minutes out, and "Bring your own water" will be in fine print.
Heh. This is nothing new...We've been milking 6 murders in Tombstone for 130 years. :lol:
:lulz:
I think the guide should hire brown people with automatic weapons loaded with blanks to "attack" during the tour.
Quote from: Hawk on September 15, 2011, 03:23:07 PM
:lulz:
I think the guide should hire brown people with automatic weapons loaded with blanks to "attack" during the tour.
See earlier post about frisking them for weapons, first, but, fuck, yeah...
Quote from: Adios on September 15, 2011, 03:23:07 PM
:lulz:
I think the guide should hire brown people with automatic weapons loaded with blanks to "attack" during the tour.
Blanks? What the fuck is up with you? How can one person have the greatest idea evar and then fuck it up, all in the same sentence? :argh!:
To start off you're going to get a clientele that Jesus would kick out. The morbidly curious rubbernecker, the cancer benefit walker, and some jackholes who haven't figured out that their "patriotism" is creeping into 1930's German facism.
Then you're showing them places and things that will make them think theyre entitled to know what they're talking about. Anyone thinking thay they'll come away with a new unerstnding and sympathy is forgetting Dok Howl's model of human behavior.
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't?
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't?
Because the only people who will work for cheap enough to build a sufficiently long fence are... take a guess...
Quote from: Cainad on September 16, 2011, 06:29:13 AM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't?
Because the only people who will work for cheap enough to build a sufficiently long fence are... take a guess...
shall we say that those people might be ...
:putin:
on the fence about the use of such a structure?
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 16, 2011, 09:11:51 AM
Quote from: Cainad on September 16, 2011, 06:29:13 AM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't?
Because the only people who will work for cheap enough to build a sufficiently long fence are... take a guess...
shall we say that those people might be ...
:putin:
on the fence about the use of such a structure?
BAHAHAHA! :lulz:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 15, 2011, 08:23:41 PM
Quote from: Adios on September 15, 2011, 03:23:07 PM
:lulz:
I think the guide should hire brown people with automatic weapons loaded with blanks to "attack" during the tour.
Blanks? What the fuck is up with you? How can one person have the greatest idea evar and then fuck it up, all in the same sentence? :argh!:
:mittens:
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't?
Please be tongue-in-cheek.
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:18:33 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't?
Please be tongue-in-cheek.
He is.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2011, 05:37:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2011, 05:18:33 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 16, 2011, 03:29:01 AM
I deserve to be here. My ancestors came here legally, to help America become great. Mexicans are coming here to try to cheat us out of our jobs. I want to know why this isn't being stopped. Why can this guy find spots where they are coming over and the border patrol can't?
Please be tongue-in-cheek.
He is.
Phew.
My sarcasm detector is on the blink.