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Those look really great!!

Drawpad+Illustrator  (or InkScape) if I'm guessing correctly?

Nope, laptop mouse and adobe flash.
I realized I sucked balls at animating, so I doodle instead...

And... am I supposed to copyright these D:

Just incase many of you dont know, I am a professional doodler.
I tend to doodle all kinds of stuff ;D
Here are some examples...



































These are clearly terrifying because they're pretty bad.

Now you can use all that gratitude and post the REST OF IT ALREADY.

I showed this to a bunch of people today. They all thought it was the knees of MANY bees.
I lold several times, it's their little toasty faces.

Okay, I expect to get it back in about a week, I shall post the rest of it later

WHERE IS THE REST

I DEMAND THE REST!

My teacher is being a jerk and she wont give it back :I
Shes showing it to all her lady friends

INFINITE PORN KEYCHAIN
DOWNLOADS 100MB OF PORN EVERY SECOND AND FILTERS OUT ALL THE UGLY BITCHES.

Ehh, you guys are barking up the wrong iron-fisted tyrant. I mean, start whatever threads you want, there's no RULE that you can't start an open bar thread, but it won't be stickied and I can't guarantee it won't get pruned every, oh, 45 minutes or so.

Fluff > Iron-fisted tyrant

Now you can use all that gratitude and post the REST OF IT ALREADY.

I showed this to a bunch of people today. They all thought it was the knees of MANY bees.
I lold several times, it's their little toasty faces.

Okay, I expect to get it back in about a week, I shall post the rest of it later

Thanks guys

This means alot to me c:

Do YOU have a drug?  Is there some person or thing in your life that you project all your problems onto, to avoid the drudgery of actually trying to figure out what's going on?  Can you admit - to yourself - that you have this sort of addiction?  And if so, can you bring yourself to walk away from it, or are you merely going to spend the rest of your life in the monkeyhouse?

Huh.  I am thinking about this, and I'm either coming up with "I blame myself for every little thing," or nothing at all.

Dok I hardly even know you, but when you go on fizzygrizzly, everyone there looks up to you, you're that one grown up badass that has an awesome sense of humor. Even when you dont amuse us, we forgive you. Not everyone can be a badass 100% of the time.

Othello is the most burnt piece of toast?

He is the pumpernickel because he is black, yes.

In case any of you might not know, im a highschool freshman. For an english project, I had to write a parody of othello. I didnt know what to do so I replaced all the characters with toast, and I made an entire comic out of it.
I want you guys to critique it in the worst way possible.































Im still not done with it, its due tomorrow...

"Before we had made up the whole continent thing, America was very lonely." Obama, 89,

"50 years old. Anyone older is an actor from the CIA." Obama says. "We actually don't know if people will even live to be 70, to be honest."

ICWUTUDIDHAR 

No, no you do not.

Late this evening, President Obama contacted the press with a shocking announcement. America and it's people, are the only people in the world, and the only people who have ever existed.

"Before we had made up the whole continent thing, America was very lonely." Obama, 89, said to the press. "We had no diverse culture, no war...life gets tedious."

When asked how they kept up the lies so long, Obama said this:

"Well, first we rewrote all the history books and began brainwashing kids into believing there was a whole other world out there. Have you ever wondered why history seems to play out much like a blockbuster film? That is because we had all the best writers make it up! Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Mao and many more of our favorite friends simply never existed!"

This brings up the question you're all asking yourselves right now. What about people who have traveled to the other countries? Your friends who live out of the country?

"Ah, yes, this is where things go sticky." Obama said. "There are no other countries of course...everyone is flown to a nearby secluded area, where we hire the world's best actors to play as normal citizens! The tourists are tricked to believing they are in another country. As for your online friends, they are all CIA agents posing as foreigners!"

Of course, this brings up a bigger issue. What about Americans who move out of the country? Where do they go?

"We kill them secretly and then have a CIA look-a-like take over when they visit 'family'. It's really quite fun." Obama says.

Of course you're all probably wondering about 9-11, right?

"Ooooh, yeaaaah, about thaaaat...sorrrrrryyyyy..." Obama says.

With all of history made up, that brings up the question of how old the Earth really is!

"50 years old. Anyone older is an actor from the CIA." Obama says. "We actually don't know if people will even live to be 70, to be honest."

We asked President Obama if he had any last statements. He did.

"We did not make up Canada, they are just a bunch of escaped asylum patients who made up their own world." Obama said.

Ok, this guy's ok with me.

You guys still scare me though.

Well we should. This is a glimpse into your future. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

This one time, I went to the future, and I walked into myself having sex, and I made a video and sold it for money.

See, I would have dealt with that entirely differently.

It happens to me all the time. I always have a video camera ready.

This also explains Ron Jeremy.  It's cris all backwards timewise when he got old and fat back in the 70s.

Oh did I mention I was hispanic? Yeah I am completely undernurished and I wont be getting any fatter soon.

Those indigenous genes doom you to a cruel fate; a big ol' gut, no ass, and little toothpick legs. It's my greatest fear.

Oh god D: I have no ass and toothpick legs, HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW. STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIJOLES.

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for PD.com.

After browsing the site for a bit, trying to ignore long words and stuff, I noticed this at the top of the page.
Im jolly, pretty chill, and I had 12 hours of sleep.
My mind is full of what.

Go hang out with the lovely denizens at Steve Jackson Games, that will then fully prepare you for PD.COM.

Unless, of course, you're one of......them. 

You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for PD.com.

After browsing the site for a bit, trying to ignore long words and stuff, I noticed this at the top of the page.
Im jolly, pretty chill, and I had 12 hours of sleep.
My mind is full of what.

You lack Warren Ellis.

I dont know what any of these things are, so i guess im pretty happy

Ok, this guy's ok with me.

You guys still scare me though.

Well we should. This is a glimpse into your future. MWAHAHAHAHAHA

This one time, I went to the future, and I walked into myself having sex, and I made a video and sold it for money.

See, I would have dealt with that entirely differently.

It happens to me all the time. I always have a video camera ready.

This also explains Ron Jeremy.  It's cris all backwards timewise when he got old and fat back in the 70s.

Oh did I mention I was hispanic? Yeah I am completely undernurished and I wont be getting any fatter soon.