(under segestion of bun(star)s posting under the influence)
bought liber null read about 75 pages in and deturmand its crap. Theres been very few times ive delved into the ocult and sprang out thinking "yeah ive got an improved prospective now" Crowly your a scalywag, Peter J Karol your boring and transparent, micheal aqueno stop stealing my time and energy, the christian bible... longest bad joke ever writin. im just going to drink some more and watch some more interveiws with zena lavey and laugh to myself. everyone knows anton willson and anton lavey are the same guy. I could do some more reserch and look for someone else who may think what I think so I can say "yeah this guy is the shit" but im just paying to be told what i allready think :wink:. Im just going to bed so I can wake up and have the energy to make scrambled ham and cheese for killers.
ps im a killer too, the byproduct of my lifestyle is death and anger. I could change but im way to programmed for that. I dig fitting in and all.
fuck spell check, blue drink is ware its at
**Rogers, clean-up on aisle 5
repeat
Rogers, clean-up on aisle 5
we have noob gray matter all over the vegetables and word salad
bring the mind-lazors 'cause i think there's cracked nuts on the floor
oop ooops
Quote from: Mr. Presley on June 27, 2013, 05:12:58 AM
(under segestion of bun(star)s posting under the influence)
bought liber null read about 75 pages in and deturmand its crap. Theres been very few times ive delved into the ocult and sprang out thinking "yeah ive got an improved prospective now" Crowly your a scalywag, Peter J Karol your boring and transparent, micheal aqueno stop stealing my time and energy, the christian bible... longest bad joke ever writin. im just going to drink some more and watch some more interveiws with zena lavey and laugh to myself. everyone knows anton willson and anton lavey are the same guy. I could do some more reserch and look for someone else who may think what I think so I can say "yeah this guy is the shit" but im just paying to be told what i allready think :wink:. Im just going to bed so I can wake up and have the energy to make scrambled ham and cheese for killers.
ps im a killer too, the byproduct of my lifestyle is death and anger. I could change but im way to programmed for that. I dig fitting in and all.
fuck spell check, blue drink is ware its at
MISTER BURNS, WILL YOU LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
:lulz:
Mind if I adapt this for a poetry post? I am envisioning it more like so:
(under
segestion
of
bun(star)s
posting
under
the
influence)
bought liber null
read about 75 pages in
and deturmand its crap.
Theres been very few times
ive delved into the ocult
and sprang out thinking
"yeah ive got an improved
prospective now"
Crowly your a scalywag,
Peter J Karol your boring
and transparent,
micheal aqueno stop
stealing
my time and energy,
the christian bible...
longest bad joke
ever writin.
im just going to drink
some more
and watch some more
interveiws with zena lavey
and laugh to myself.
everyone knows anton willson
and anton lavey are the same guy.
I could do some more reserch
and look for someone else
who may think what I think
so I can say
"yeah this guy is the shit"
but im just paying to be told
what i allready think :wink:.
Im just going to bed
so I can wake up
and have the energy
to make scrambled ham
and cheese for killers.
ps im a killer too,
the byproduct
of my lifestyle
is death and anger.
I could change but
im way to programmed for that.
I dig fitting in and all.
fuck spell check, blue drink is ware its at
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 27, 2013, 07:16:10 AM
Mind if I adapt this for a poetry post? I am envisioning it more like so:
(under
segestion
of
bun(star)s
posting
under
the
influence)
bought liber null
read about 75 pages in
and deturmand its crap.
Theres been very few times
ive delved into the ocult
and sprang out thinking
"yeah ive got an improved
prospective now"
Crowly your a scalywag,
Peter J Karol your boring
and transparent,
micheal aqueno stop
stealing
my time and energy,
the christian bible...
longest bad joke
ever writin.
im just going to drink
some more
and watch some more
interveiws with zena lavey
and laugh to myself.
everyone knows anton willson
and anton lavey are the same guy.
I could do some more reserch
and look for someone else
who may think what I think
so I can say
"yeah this guy is the shit"
but im just paying to be told
what i allready think :wink:.
Im just going to bed
so I can wake up
and have the energy
to make scrambled ham
and cheese for killers.
ps im a killer too,
the byproduct
of my lifestyle
is death and anger.
I could change but
im way to programmed for that.
I dig fitting in and all.
fuck spell check, blue drink is ware its at
and we could name it "Summer cantata for an occultist spag"
:lulz: Yeah.
I am enjoying the recent poetry orientated direction of the board. Can't wait for CPD to have a play with this.
In Mr P's favor, the post is about how they've found just about all occult books are crap, and they're looking to read something new that they may not agree with.
But the poetic form is quite lovely.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 27, 2013, 07:16:10 AM
Mind if I adapt this for a poetry post? I am envisioning it more like so:
(under
segestion
of
bun(star)s
posting
under
the
influence)
bought liber null
read about 75 pages in
and deturmand its crap.
Theres been very few times
ive delved into the ocult
and sprang out thinking
"yeah ive got an improved
prospective now"
Crowly your a scalywag,
Peter J Karol your boring
and transparent,
micheal aqueno stop
stealing
my time and energy,
the christian bible...
longest bad joke
ever writin.
im just going to drink
some more
and watch some more
interveiws with zena lavey
and laugh to myself.
everyone knows anton willson
and anton lavey are the same guy.
I could do some more reserch
and look for someone else
who may think what I think
so I can say
"yeah this guy is the shit"
but im just paying to be told
what i allready think :wink:.
Im just going to bed
so I can wake up
and have the energy
to make scrambled ham
and cheese for killers.
ps im a killer too,
the byproduct
of my lifestyle
is death and anger.
I could change but
im way to programmed for that.
I dig fitting in and all.
fuck spell check, blue drink is ware its at
wo beauty from admittedly a crap post. one day Il grow up and find the word filter that will... filter my words.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 27, 2013, 02:13:08 PM
In Mr P's favor, the post is about how they've found just about all occult books are crap, and they're looking to read something new that they may not agree with.
But the poetic form is quite lovely.
if I could be pointed to said texts, I would be grateful.
Have you tried http://www.principiadiscordia.com/cramulus/index.php?title=Sacred_Chao_Te_Ching
or
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/1.php
or
http://tvpnc.org/
Love BIP. have not read all of Tao Te Ching and im going to go do that. I've never heard of this twelve vision party and thank you very much.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 27, 2013, 02:13:08 PM
In Mr P's favor, the post is about how they've found just about all occult books are crap, and they're looking to read something new that they may not agree with.
But the poetic form is quite lovely.
In the OP's favor, he spewed. I am all about that, even if the subject matter isn't to my taste.
I mean, he wasn't trying to tell us how MAGICKLE we could be, he was just spouting about something that interested him. It's not the woo that gets on my ass, it's the
evangelism, or when someone tries to pass it off as QUANTUMS.
Quote from: Mr. Presley on June 27, 2013, 05:12:58 AM
(under segestion
of bun (star) s posting un
der the influence)
bought liber null read about
75 pages in
and deturmand its crap.
Theres been very few times
ive delved into the ocult
and sprang out thinking
"yeah ive got an improved prospective now"
Crowly your a scalywag,
Peter J Karol your boring and transparent,
micheal aqueno stop stealing my time and energy,
the christian bible...
longest bad joke ever writin.
im just going to drink some more
and watch some more interveiws with zena lavey
and laugh to myself.
everyone knows anton willson
and anton lavey are the same guy.
I could do some more reserch and
look for someone else
who may think what I think
so I can say "yeah this guy is the shit"
but im just paying
to be told
what i allready think
:wink:.
Im just going to bed
so I can wake up
and have the energy
to make scrambled ham
and cheese for killers.
ps im a kil
ler too, the byproduct of
my lifestyle is death
and anger. I could change but
im way to programmed for that.
I dig fitting in
and all. fuck spell check, blue drink
is ware its at
While I really like Nigel's spin, ask and ye shall receive. :P I find the part about "Im a killer to, the byproduct of my lifestyle is death and anger. I could change but im way to programmed for that" interesting. Also, props for not telling the Discordians they're doing it wrong. :P And I agree Crowley was a head case.
Crowley was a salesman. A DAMNED GOOD salesman.
He was definitely a dedicated one. Full scale theatrics for every sales pitch.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 03:28:12 PM
He was definitely a dedicated one. Full scale theatrics for every sales pitch.
Beats working, right?
:bob: approved.
Quote from: Mr. Presley on June 27, 2013, 03:17:35 PM
Love BIP. have not read all of Tao Te Ching and im going to go do that. I've never heard of this twelve vision party and thank you very much.
This is also pretty fantastic.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,28761.0.html
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 03:25:32 PM
Crowley was a salesman. A DAMNED GOOD salesman.
Yes. Kind of a pervy PT Barnum and EVEN DEAD, HE'S STILL TROLLING PAGANS. :lulz:
I love, love, love the discussions with people like a certain band of Salem witches who tell me they can trace their religion back to "the original practices" or "their very very beginning" and include Crowley and Gardner in the direct lineage.
Or Egyptian reconstructionists who go on about how Crowley was VERY EGYPT because of the whole "Eye of Horus" thing.
Crowley is comedy gold that never quits.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 07:34:12 PM
I love, love, love the discussions with people like a certain band of Salem witches who tell me they can trace their religion back to "the original practices" or "their very very beginning" and include Crowley and Gardner in the direct lineage.
Or Egyptian reconstructionists who go on about how Crowley was VERY EGYPT because of the whole "Eye of Horus" thing.
Crowley is comedy gold that never quits.
I am a 53rd generation strega.
Dok,
Crone
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 08:43:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 07:34:12 PM
I love, love, love the discussions with people like a certain band of Salem witches who tell me they can trace their religion back to "the original practices" or "their very very beginning" and include Crowley and Gardner in the direct lineage.
Or Egyptian reconstructionists who go on about how Crowley was VERY EGYPT because of the whole "Eye of Horus" thing.
Crowley is comedy gold that never quits.
I am a 53rd generation strega.
Dok,
Crone
I knew a Strega who was claiming . . . I think 13th generation. She had two daughters over the course of time I knew her. Her first kid had 15 names, in keeping with their religious traditions and the second had 17, because she went a little nuts. A few of those names to honor people from the internet chat we hung out in. So like . . . I think DruidSamuraiBanana and PurpleCrayon are in there somewhere.
And yet she sneered at people using baby name books.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 09:32:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 08:43:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 07:34:12 PM
I love, love, love the discussions with people like a certain band of Salem witches who tell me they can trace their religion back to "the original practices" or "their very very beginning" and include Crowley and Gardner in the direct lineage.
Or Egyptian reconstructionists who go on about how Crowley was VERY EGYPT because of the whole "Eye of Horus" thing.
Crowley is comedy gold that never quits.
I am a 53rd generation strega.
Dok,
Crone
I knew a Strega who was claiming . . . I think 13th generation. She had two daughters over the course of time I knew her. Her first kid had 15 names, in keeping with their religious traditions and the second had 17, because she went a little nuts. A few of those names to honor people from the internet chat we hung out in. So like . . . I think DruidSamuraiBanana and PurpleCrayon are in there somewhere.
And yet she sneered at people using baby name books.
Wow. Those are two kids that are going to know how to fight.
I laugh like a loon when these assholes talk about how many generations their family has indulged in bullshit. First, "Who cares? What have YOU done?", and second, we all know that America and Britain have been crawling with Pagans since forever.
Yeah. And then it's always "I can't tell you anything about it or explain any of our beliefs or show you proof of my hereditary cosmic powers because it's a SECRET and you're not SPECIAL like me so you wouldn't UNDERSTAND ANYWAY."
Thank you for blatantly declaring you're crazy in such clear neon signs. I'll be leaving you alone to your secret one-man circle jerk now.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 10:10:12 PM
Yeah. And then it's always "I can't tell you anything about it or explain any of our beliefs or show you proof of my hereditary cosmic powers because it's a SECRET and you're not SPECIAL like me so you wouldn't UNDERSTAND ANYWAY."
Thank you for blatantly declaring you're crazy in such clear neon signs. I'll be leaving you alone to your secret one-man circle jerk now.
:mittens:
Memo - Compile list of "immediate warning signs of crazy" Something leaflet something.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 10:10:12 PM
Yeah. And then it's always "I can't tell you anything about it or explain any of our beliefs or show you proof of my hereditary cosmic powers because it's a SECRET and you're not SPECIAL like me so you wouldn't UNDERSTAND ANYWAY."
Thank you for blatantly declaring you're crazy in such clear neon signs. I'll be leaving you alone to your secret one-man circle jerk now.
I'd amend that to "Just grow the fuck up."
Wish-fulfillment is fine in a 5 year old. No so good in a middle-aged person who needs an excuse for being a fucking failure...Failure defined as "not even trying". Life gets hard on folks, there's no denying it. People work their asses off and things don't ever seem to get better. Some people keep working. Others retreat into fantasyland and make up weird shit.
As I've stated before, the whole thing can be boiled down to "I have given up trying to control my environment".
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 27, 2013, 10:17:52 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 10:10:12 PM
Yeah. And then it's always "I can't tell you anything about it or explain any of our beliefs or show you proof of my hereditary cosmic powers because it's a SECRET and you're not SPECIAL like me so you wouldn't UNDERSTAND ANYWAY."
Thank you for blatantly declaring you're crazy in such clear neon signs. I'll be leaving you alone to your secret one-man circle jerk now.
:mittens:
Memo - Compile list of "immediate warning signs of crazy" Something leaflet something.
Unfortunately, one of the signs of crazy is compiling lists regarding your pet peeves of the moment, and then mass distributing them to the public. It's like a manifesto, for lazy people.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 08:43:04 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 07:34:12 PM
I love, love, love the discussions with people like a certain band of Salem witches who tell me they can trace their religion back to "the original practices" or "their very very beginning" and include Crowley and Gardner in the direct lineage.
Or Egyptian reconstructionists who go on about how Crowley was VERY EGYPT because of the whole "Eye of Horus" thing.
Crowley is comedy gold that never quits.
I am a 53rd generation strega.
Dok,
Crone
I'm pretty sure they count stuff like burying statues of St. Joseph to allegedly make a house sell, i.e., folk Catholicism. :lulz:
Quote from: stelz on June 27, 2013, 05:17:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2013, 03:25:32 PM
Crowley was a salesman. A DAMNED GOOD salesman.
Yes. Kind of a pervy PT Barnum and EVEN DEAD, HE'S STILL TROLLING PAGANS. :lulz:
He had the shtick that sticks...He was a right bastard and loved to fuck with people's heads. I approve.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 10:10:12 PM
Yeah. And then it's always "I can't tell you anything about it or explain any of our beliefs or show you proof of my hereditary cosmic powers because it's a SECRET and you're not SPECIAL like me so you wouldn't UNDERSTAND ANYWAY."
Thank you for blatantly declaring you're crazy in such clear neon signs. I'll be leaving you alone to your secret one-man circle jerk now.
Remember:
3. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is a
Star. Big Deal.
....So it is writ in the Book of the Inlaws.
http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/inlaws.html
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 10:37:17 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 27, 2013, 10:17:52 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 27, 2013, 10:10:12 PM
Yeah. And then it's always "I can't tell you anything about it or explain any of our beliefs or show you proof of my hereditary cosmic powers because it's a SECRET and you're not SPECIAL like me so you wouldn't UNDERSTAND ANYWAY."
Thank you for blatantly declaring you're crazy in such clear neon signs. I'll be leaving you alone to your secret one-man circle jerk now.
:mittens:
Memo - Compile list of "immediate warning signs of crazy" Something leaflet something.
Unfortunately, one of the signs of crazy is compiling lists regarding your pet peeves of the moment, and then mass distributing them to the public. It's like a manifesto, for lazy people.
There may be something to that. Been on a pagan kick at the moment and I think it's sent me a little strange.
That said, it's more likely to be read than a manifesto so at least the crazy will be nice and obvious.