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Sorry they disrespected your hero.
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http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-china-quake/north-korea-says-rockets-to-u-s-inevitable-as-u-s-bombers-fly-off-north-korean-coast-idUSKCN1BY0BS

Fucking REUTERS, ground zero for neutral and objective reporting, is finally starting to sound like The Onion. If the autistic backwater of North Korea were even capable of getting out of its electric wheelchair to throw a punch, we'd be on the brink of nuclear war instigated in the same manner as a bizarre chapter from a Douglas Adams novel, save for the fact that our LEADERS aren't YET talking about each other's mother's.

Despite being creatively innocuous, apparently being called "rocket man" is enough to prompt Kim Jong Il - a grown man who has difficulty locating his sideburns - to shoot back with all of the fury of a SubReddit title. Donald Trump has been called a lot of well-deserved nicknames over the last nine months, but "Dotard" really combines the childishness of the Internet with all of the artistic nuance of a Jackson Pollock.

Finally, my wishes have come true. The headlines of my personal utopia have never been anything short of "Dotard to Rocket Man: U Mad, Bro?"
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Fuck cancer.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on Yesterday at 09:53:55 pm »
Planet X didn't show up.
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Fucking hell. Sorry, Roger.



FUCK CANCER
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Five word horror
« Last post by Brother Mythos on Yesterday at 04:38:42 pm »
Prole spags, mind the gap.
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Russ Meyers: Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Last post by Trivial on Yesterday at 04:06:25 am »
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My mother has cancer.

Oh fuck.

I wish I could do more than say that man. Anything I can do, just shout.
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Russ Meyers: Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Last post by Bu☆ns on September 22, 2017, 11:08:16 pm »
🍀 just found this, figure id pass it along

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Russ Meyers: Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« Last post by Chelagoras The Boulder on September 22, 2017, 08:08:36 pm »
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