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Ok, new question. If your horns tend to get stuck in the doorframes, and their weight is beginning to affect posture, should you wank more or less?

In other news I just blindly walked right into the classic "my friend passes out and his girl suddenly gets way too up close and personal" trap. Any tips on how to make this worse?

I'm investing in alcohol.

Isn't that like saying reform over revolution?

Which?

Stating that crashing the entire world's economy on the assumption that you can get agriculture going again is somehow superior to just fixing shit?

Wait yea, I got that backwards. Still, one could argue that longer we fix the shit before letting it blow up, the more revolutionary and less reformist things will get. I won't though. Actuall I just might STFU for a week, or for at least until I'm less drunk.

It dropped Saudi Arabia's fuel output in half.

Half as much fuel going to China. Half as much going to India and the USA. What's oil used for, again? Oh yeah, everything involving power. Think of the knock-on economic effects. Think how that impinges on employment and unrest.  And that's without the possibility of the idiots known as the Saudi Army starting a shooting war across the Straits of Hormuz and/or in Iraqi territory in addition to the war they're currently waging, and losing, in Yemen.

20% of the world's global oil supply would be halted due to a shooting war. And just imagine what that would do.

Isn't that like saying reform over revolution?
Shandor thinks that suddenly shutting off fossil fuel availability is a good thing.

Because he is a fucking moron.  Same sort of useless shit that worked at Aerobus plants in Wales and voted Brexit.

Total war is the only tech we know about that actually cools down the climate. For the record, I'm all for going over the 1.5 quota, world wars are so 20th century.

Messing with Saudis sounds exactly like what a bunch of hippies would do.

Do islamists care about global warming? Anywhere else the strike would've been a clear environmentalist tactic, but in the middle east everything is dubbed as "angry religious people".

Biden acts as a vaguely Trump shaped punching bag for democrat candidates to train on before the real deal. He'll probably win.

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Some Hong Kong protesters have apparently been asking for Trump's aid. 

They are about to find out the hard way just how useless Trump is.

Waving flags of the country with whom your authoritarian regime is waging a tradewar is... how to put it... a bit silly.

[THE INITIATION RITE]

DID YOU REMEMBER TO GO THROUGH THE INITIATION RITE?!

I dunno, but I found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbbEk4YJi7I

The subliminal marketing kicked in. WANT.

"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

Thanks and apologies, I've never understood busy.

I can't think of anything that could go wrong with a radioactive hurricane.

The current apocalypse scenarios were rather dull. Climate change? A yawn. Iran/Pakistan? Too complicated with difficult names.

However, throw a few nukes at anything and it becomes much more entertaining. Just wait until this is proposed to deal with tsunamis. Or flooding.


Or Mexico.

We can always use nuclear winter to offset the global warming so there's nothing to worry about.

Well, we do have a problem with overpopulation and too much heat down here... how bad could a little bit of nuclear winter really be?

Sufficiently cold nuclear winter might even make the people evaporated from the blasts become solid again.

I can't think of anything that could go wrong with a radioactive hurricane.

The current apocalypse scenarios were rather dull. Climate change? A yawn. Iran/Pakistan? Too complicated with difficult names.

However, throw a few nukes at anything and it becomes much more entertaining. Just wait until this is proposed to deal with tsunamis. Or flooding.


Or Mexico.

We can always use nuclear winter to offset the global warming so there's nothing to worry about.