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#31
We all have our limits of what we can handle, but at what point does pessimism become a self-fulfilling cycle of guaranteed failure? No one knows how this shit is going to pan out. There is no useful precedent to compare to.

Playing down your agency as a human is a safe bet though, because wallowing in your sense of helplessness is the "thoughts and prayers" of the left right now. It exempts your sad sack ass from having to spend energy even imagining what may be within your power to influence, let alone blazing a trail to goddamn victory.

But that's okay. No single person or ideology is going to fix this, and everybody needs a break from time to time.

You Gen-Xers are in love with being jaded pragmatists, which is fine. I find it quite endearing how you cast yourselves as stoic, anti-hero observers that disavow any charges of seeming slightly optimistic about anything, but nonetheless still contribute towards the greater good like the ironic little fuckweasels you are.

I can still see the hope stains on your shoes though.
#32
Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on August 25, 2017, 07:47:46 AM
Quote from: N E T on August 25, 2017, 04:54:45 AM
There should be a page that slams liberals where a video of the Yes Men DNC prank is worked in as an example of what democrats actually want.

Also, the menu takes up half the screen on iOS.

Edit: Found this hot </bod> from a quick look over the home page. Curious artifact....

damn kids and their responsive html5 web-3.0 stuff and their beach bods.

:lol:
#33
There should be a page that slams liberals where a video of the Yes Men DNC prank is worked in as an example of what democrats actually want.

Also, the menu takes up half the screen on iOS.

Edit: Found this hot </bod> from a quick look over the home page. Curious artifact....
#34


QuoteOne week after Democrats in Congress announced their new "populist" agenda—"A Better Deal: Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Future"—the Yes Men, posing as DNC representatives, took to the stage at the Politicon conference in Pasadena, CA[...]

https://youtu.be/c3wEc9uxKZI
#35
It's cool that you've been able to talk with a lawyer about this stuff. I've had to suck it up and not see my children very often because I haven't been able to afford one.

Instead I've been channeling my rage into learning software engineering and web technologies. Within a few years I'm going to have full custody of both kids and their mothers are going to suddenly know how I've felt for years.

I'm going to continue to try the diplomatic route so there will be a long email trail of evidence when I finally can afford to bring the motherfuckin ruckus. Best of luck man. I really hope things work out better for you than they did for me.
#36
Quote
Eavenson brought up to Trump an unnamed senator who was discussing introducing legislation that would require a conviction before law enforcement could seize forfeiture money, joking that "the cartel would build a monument" to the senator in Mexico for passing said legislation.

"Who is the state senator? Do you want to give his name? We'll destroy his career," Trump replied, according to Politico.

Leach, who has pushed for civil asset forfeiture reform in Pennsylvania, invited Trump to come after him as well.

"Hey! I oppose civil asset forfeiture too," Leach wrote on Facebook and Twitter. "Why don't you come after me you fascist, loofa-faced s***-gibbon!!"

http://www.phillyvoice.com/pennsylvania-senator-trump-come-after-me-you-s-gibbon/

:lulz:
#37
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2016, 03:30:41 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 31, 2016, 03:20:10 AM
I haven't been to New Orleans since before Katrina but goddamn I loved hanging out in that town. Out of any city in the states it is the one that feels the most West Indian.

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2016, 11:53:20 PMSan Francisco (lame!)

I'm glad I'm not the only person who feels this way. :lulz:

It's overpriced and crowded and hilly and it smells like pee. I mean, there are nice things about it, but there are nice things about Fresno, too.

:lulz:

And I'm hogging all of them.
#39
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2016, 09:04:54 PM
Quote from: N E T on December 07, 2016, 08:57:23 PM
Hey guys, let's use all the slurs we want when fighting Nazis. I mean, we'll need people to slap around once the terrible bigots are removed from power, you know?

Sorry, I am an invertebrate and cannot understand your post.

You need to quit your fucking whining and buck up for some Nazi-stomping, you feckless barrel of turds.
#40
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 07, 2016, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: N E T on December 07, 2016, 08:57:23 PM
Hey guys, let's use all the slurs we want when fighting Nazis. I mean, we'll need people to slap around once the terrible bigots are removed from power, you know?

>current year
>still trapped in an inconsequential semantic purity spiral
>thinks you are ever going to overthrow the god emperor

:lulz:

Acceptance of slurs is the best way to build a strong leftist movement. Because dehumanizing oppressed classes with our words is inconsequential—JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE IT TEARS DOWN!!! LOLOLOLOL!
#41
Hey guys, let's use all the slurs we want when fighting Nazis. I mean, we'll need people to slap around once the terrible bigots are removed from power, you know?
#42
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 31, 2016, 06:52:46 AM
Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 05:18:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2016, 04:35:39 AM
Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)

Show me a man who has never bled out of his rectum, and I'll show you man that nobody talks to at parties.

Um, wait.

:lol:
#43
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 30, 2016, 04:35:39 AM
Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)
#44
Quote from: Cain on July 30, 2016, 04:04:19 AM
Mostly so I can check my emails on the move.

Also, if I do end up leaving this place, I'll likely not be carrying around my laptop so much.  It works for me here, because of the whole living where I work deal, but chances are whatever job I end up getting next, that won't be the arrangement.  The new laptop is kinda heavy...

I've read more books on my phone in the past year than I have read physical books in at least the past 10 years combined.

But everyone jokes about how tiny I keep the font on my work computers*, so your mileage may vary.


*Joke's on them because I can easily read everything on their screen when I walk by, but when people try to shoulder surf me they just squint while I casually close inappropriate tabs like a goddamn champion.
#45
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 30, 2016, 03:27:44 AM
Quote from: N E T on July 30, 2016, 02:57:55 AM
But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.

So... you're some kind of super-shit that leaves no traces on passage??  :eek:

I am a pristine turd.