Note: Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions. I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:
HEY, STICKBOY! I am the uberwoman! My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive! I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia! My boogers are made of stainless steel! You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots! I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis! My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door! I drink whiskey and puke kerosene! I got busted by DHS and copped a feel! YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
That would make a hell of a Personal Section message.
I'd respond to it.
Quote from: Hangero on December 28, 2006, 08:40:48 AM
That would make a hell of a Personal Section message.
I'd respond to it.
Yeah, but I'd have to kill you. :lol:
You might have to beat her to it.
I hope that doesn't make it a three way.
Quote from: Hangero on December 28, 2006, 08:46:49 AM
You might have to beat her to it.
I hope that doesn't make it a three way.
We're pretty broad-minded.
We don't care who we kill, or whether anyone gets off. Well, except for that one dude. But he puked all over our BIG RED STRAPS, and that killed the mood.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM
Note: Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions. I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:
HEY, STICKBOY! I am the uberwoman! My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive! I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia! My boogers are made of stainless steel! You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots! I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis! My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door! I drink whiskey and puke kerosene! I got busted by DHS and copped a feel! YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
can i have maria when you're done with her?
Quote from: vexaph0d on December 28, 2006, 05:38:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM
Note:  Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions.  I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:
HEY, STICKBOY!  I am the uberwoman!  My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive!  I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia!  My boogers are made of stainless steel!  You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots!  I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis!  My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door!  I drink whiskey and puke kerosene!  I got busted by DHS and copped a feel!  YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
can i have maria when you're done with her?
Um...no.
Get your own.
holy fuck
LHX! I can't get on to MSN, but I'll say it ITT because it's at least a bit relevant:
I saw 'Hero' a few days ago, and it ocurred to me how scary a female samurai would really be.
That's pretty much it. Good movie.
Quote from: Felix Mackay on December 29, 2006, 06:18:48 AM
LHX! I can't get on to MSN, but I'll say it ITT because it's at least a bit relevant:
I saw 'Hero' a few days ago, and it ocurred to me how scary a female samurai would really be.
That's pretty much it. Good movie.
Fuck yeah. The kind of person you would NEVER want to cross.
Maria is in the same boat.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM
Note: Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions. I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:
HEY, STICKBOY! I am the uberwoman! My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive! I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia! My boogers are made of stainless steel! You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots! I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis! My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door! I drink whiskey and puke kerosene! I got busted by DHS and copped a feel! YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
That's good... she's certainly got character. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM
Note: Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions. I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:
HEY, STICKBOY! I am the uberwoman! My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive! I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia! My boogers are made of stainless steel! You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots! I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis! My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door! I drink whiskey and puke kerosene! I got busted by DHS and copped a feel! YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
Bump for teh Maria. :lulz: <--- Gonna DIE!
:lulz: Niiice. :D
Quote from: Jenne on February 24, 2010, 08:20:15 PM
:lulz: Niiice. :D
She was reading the old brag thread while drunk on Rum. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2010, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 24, 2010, 08:20:15 PM
:lulz: Niiice. :D
She was reading the old brag thread while drunk on Rum. :lulz:
I do not know this thread. Is it still kickin?
Quote from: Jenne on February 24, 2010, 09:25:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2010, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 24, 2010, 08:20:15 PM
:lulz: Niiice. :D
She was reading the old brag thread while drunk on Rum. :lulz:
I do not know this thread. Is it still kickin?
It's down in the primordial ooze by now. I'll try searching for it later, when my head stops pounding.
Ugh. Hope you get some rest, yo.
Quote from: Jenne on February 24, 2010, 09:46:51 PM
Ugh. Hope you get some rest, yo.
Yeah, I've been getting plenty of that. I keep dozing off.
Feeling a bit manic now, though, so I may have to log off soon.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=81.msg1242#msg1242
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM
Note: Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions. I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:
HEY, STICKBOY! I am the uberwoman! My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive! I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia! My boogers are made of stainless steel! You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots! I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis! My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door! I drink whiskey and puke kerosene! I got busted by DHS and copped a feel! YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
Bump for teh Maria. :lulz: <--- Gonna DIE!
Oh, yeah.
Quote from: Maria on February 27, 2010, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM
Note: Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions. I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:
HEY, STICKBOY! I am the uberwoman! My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive! I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia! My boogers are made of stainless steel! You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots! I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis! My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door! I drink whiskey and puke kerosene! I got busted by DHS and copped a feel! YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
Bump for teh Maria. :lulz: <--- Gonna DIE!
Oh, yeah.
wooooooooo
I missed that!? That was pure fucking w1n! :D