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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on September 16, 2010, 01:34:59 PM

Title: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 16, 2010, 01:34:59 PM
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/last-days/Content?oid=4887839&hp

QuoteSATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 Nothing happened today, unless you count the ninth anniversary of the worst day in modern American history, or the operatic tragedy that unfolded in Enumclaw, where tonight a group of friends gathered at a bar for a birthday party, on the way home from which one of the guests fatally struck a bicyclist, realized the dead cyclist was the friend whose birthday they'd just been celebrating, and immediately committed suicide with a pistol. "We're investigating to see if alcohol was a factor on the part of the driver," said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff's Office to KING 5.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Kai on September 16, 2010, 01:37:03 PM
 :aaa:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Richter on September 16, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Downright GREEK.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Adios on September 16, 2010, 03:47:39 PM
 :sad:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2010, 03:52:31 PM
Damn.  NOT so good times.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 05:00:09 PM
Damn.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 05:21:31 PM
Arrgh. :sad:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Jasper on September 16, 2010, 05:53:43 PM
WAIT HOLD UP


How come the guests were driving home (drunk) when the birthday guy had to ride his bike?  I mean, they were obviously going the same way... 

:rimshot:

With friends like that.  Christ.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Cramulus on September 16, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Adios on September 16, 2010, 05:56:00 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 16, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   :horrormirth:

You do know you're going to hell for that, don't you?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Jasper on September 16, 2010, 06:01:15 PM
It's too painfully ironic to not have happened.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, bro!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 16, 2010, 09:41:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 16, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   :horrormirth:

That actually made me laugh, you evil man.