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Title: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cramulus on September 03, 2020, 04:58:11 PM
seriously, what is this goop
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cain on September 03, 2020, 06:55:38 PM
This is what happens to the Montana landsharks once LMNO is done with them.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2020, 07:27:38 PM
This is the toxic run off from LMNO's financial voodoo.  It's basically Moloch poop.  You keep Moloch happy, the margins increase...This may involved missing mail room personnel, but if you're gonna bitch about everything little thing...

Anyway, the goop is only spiritually toxic.  It can't actually hurt your corporeal body, and if you were worried about your soul, then what the fuck are you DOING in LMNO's basement?
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cramulus on September 03, 2020, 07:43:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 03, 2020, 07:27:38 PM
This is the toxic run off from LMNO's financial voodoo.

oh thank god, I thoght it was toxic runoff from LMNO's vindaloo

Quoteif you were worried about your soul, then what the fuck are you DOING in LMNO's basement?

What are we doing here?
Beats me. Look, I always just accept the quest---I can't be bothered with flavor text

Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cain on September 03, 2020, 07:54:51 PM
I did not consent to being confined in this landshark containment sex dungeon.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: LMNO on September 03, 2020, 09:24:05 PM
I HEAR SOMETHING IN THE BASEMENT. PERHAPS I SHOULD SEE WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cramulus on September 03, 2020, 09:46:38 PM
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2020, 04:30:47 AM
I shall valiantly hide behind Cram.

Think well of me, professor!
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: altered on September 04, 2020, 05:12:55 AM
It's okay everyone, I'm connected to the Bluetooth speaker in LMNO's stable and currently piping Crazy Town - Butterfly directly into the ears of his horses. We can all escape once we hear the shouts of alarm, I promise.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cramulus on September 04, 2020, 01:50:53 PM

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I admit: I did not think this through

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


okay when he turns on the light, let's all yell SURPRISE
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cain on September 04, 2020, 02:00:36 PM
It's going to be really surprising for LMNO, who didn't even know that he had a basement
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cramulus on September 04, 2020, 02:11:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 04, 2020, 02:00:36 PM
It's going to be really surprising for LMNO, who didn't even know that he had a basement

I hereby escalate my concern about the 'goop'
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: minuspace on September 04, 2020, 04:51:22 PM
*twirls goop round a stick*


It's either a projectile, or the kind of thing that would taste good rubbed in fennel and roasted on a spit.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Trivial on September 06, 2020, 05:21:18 AM
Why is it purple?
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Juana on September 06, 2020, 08:20:52 AM
Quote from: Trivial on September 06, 2020, 05:21:18 AM
Why is it purple?
It's probably left over from his last kiki.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 07, 2020, 01:58:42 AM
The goo doesn't seem to be toxic.

Zuul.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Frontside Back on September 07, 2020, 10:49:17 AM
Needs more salt in my opinion.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: minuspace on September 07, 2020, 08:13:25 PM
My sample container's got holes in it or something. Someone please pass the goo.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Trivial on September 08, 2020, 01:19:13 AM
Is no one going to comment on the conspicuously human shaped trash bag?
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 08, 2020, 03:35:32 AM
Quote from: Trivial on September 08, 2020, 01:19:13 AM
Is no one going to comment on the conspicuously human shaped trash bag?

Oh, that's just LuciferX.
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: LMNO on September 08, 2020, 01:41:53 PM
COME, MY LADY; COME, COME, MY LADY
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: POFP on September 08, 2020, 02:06:06 PM
It's just like the Brake Mechanic/Fortune Teller said...
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: Cain on September 08, 2020, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: PoFP on September 08, 2020, 02:06:06 PM
It's just like the Brake Mechanic/Fortune Teller said...

This is only somewhat like that old gypsy woman said (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WMrTUFVfo).
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: POFP on September 08, 2020, 02:20:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 08, 2020, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: PoFP on September 08, 2020, 02:06:06 PM
It's just like the Brake Mechanic/Fortune Teller said...

This is only somewhat like that old gypsy woman said (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WMrTUFVfo).

:lulz:
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: minuspace on September 08, 2020, 07:55:58 PM
Quote from: PoFP on September 08, 2020, 02:20:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 08, 2020, 02:12:31 PM
Quote from: PoFP on September 08, 2020, 02:06:06 PM
It's just like the Brake Mechanic/Fortune Teller said...

This is only somewhat like that old gypsy woman said (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1WMrTUFVfo).

:lulz:
:lulz:
Title: Re: [OPEN ROLEPLAY] we are hiding in LMNO's basement
Post by: bugmenоt on September 09, 2020, 09:35:46 AM
Ugh, I hate bottle episodes.