Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu (parody account) on August 30, 2022, 03:13:10 am

Title: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on August 30, 2022, 03:13:10 am
ASK ME ANYTHING!
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 30, 2022, 04:56:57 pm
can we just redo history from 2009 onward
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on August 30, 2022, 07:50:10 pm
can we just redo history from 2009 onward

For the love of god and all that is holy yes please
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 01:02:33 am
What did you get your ban for?
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 01:53:02 am
Also, it's been pretty fucking rock n roll since 2009.  Like really rock n roll, and the universe doesn't care if you're getting a little too tired to PUSH THE TEMPO.

Everything is Tucson, it's so damn hot I can't stand it.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on August 31, 2022, 02:03:14 am
What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on August 31, 2022, 02:03:39 am
Also, it's been pretty fucking rock n roll since 2009.  Like really rock n roll, and the universe doesn't care if you're getting a little too tired to PUSH THE TEMPO.

Everything is Tucson, it's so damn hot I can't stand it.

YES BUT CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2022, 03:17:21 am
What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.

WORTH IT.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on August 31, 2022, 05:34:29 pm
What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.

WORTH IT.

Right? Like I was like, "Yeah I'll own that 30 day ban. And still bring that fucking the guillotine for basically just going 'Just stop being poor, duh.'"
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2022, 12:47:03 am
What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.

WORTH IT.

Right? Like I was like, "Yeah I'll own that 30 day ban. And still bring that fucking the guillotine for basically just going 'Just stop being poor, duh.'"

That's what you get for talking to Milo Yopolopolus clones.  They are for laughing at, not talking to.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on September 01, 2022, 12:51:49 am
What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.

WORTH IT.

Right? Like I was like, "Yeah I'll own that 30 day ban. And still bring that fucking the guillotine for basically just going 'Just stop being poor, duh.'"

That's what you get for talking to Milo Yopolopolus clones.  They are for laughing at, not talking to.

Venus di Milo Yolo "I swear I'm cured of the gay" popdadopolis?
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2022, 02:12:50 am
What did you get your ban for?

Some random guy said that if his parents could save $50k for him to go to college for his precious pre-med degree 30 years ago, than our parents today should have done the same and told us about the dangers of student debt. Basically, he vomited privilege so I offered him a guillotine.

Zucc doesn't like the guillotine.

Honestly, how I haven't been permabanned at this point is beyond me.

WORTH IT.

Right? Like I was like, "Yeah I'll own that 30 day ban. And still bring that fucking the guillotine for basically just going 'Just stop being poor, duh.'"

That's what you get for talking to Milo Yopolopolus clones.  They are for laughing at, not talking to.

Venus di Milo Yolo "I swear I'm cured of the gay" popdadopolis?

That's the one.

In 4 short months he went from wearing a "stop being poor" shirt to moving back in with his folks and crying all over everything.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Cain on September 01, 2022, 01:26:34 pm
And demoting his husband to a personal assistant and working for Majorie Taylor Greene.

On the plus side, he's still banned from Twitter for forever  :lulz:
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on September 01, 2022, 04:42:02 pm
And demoting his husband to a personal assistant and working for Majorie Taylor Greene.

On the plus side, he's still banned from Twitter for forever  :lulz:

It's like actions have consequences or something.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2022, 12:19:09 am
And demoting his husband to a personal assistant and working for Majorie Taylor Greene.

On the plus side, he's still banned from Twitter for forever  :lulz:

Watching him bawl about that was the high point of that year.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on September 15, 2022, 05:12:03 pm
UPDATE: I AM NOW PERMA-SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER THANKS TO A BUNCH OF TRUMPSTERS
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Dildo Argentino on September 28, 2022, 07:04:26 am
Why is your husband dying?
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on September 30, 2022, 03:05:33 pm
Why is your husband dying?

Cancer.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Trivial on October 01, 2022, 12:45:09 am
Cancer needs to fuck right off.  :argh!:
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on October 01, 2022, 02:50:58 am
Cancer needs to fuck right off.  :argh!:

Yes, yes it fucking does. I have a whole thread in Or Kill Me that explains more.

Long story short, the prognosis is fucking terrible and shit keeps getting worse even though the tumors are responding to the chemo. I know chemo turns you into a nosferatu so I was expecting that, but nobody, and I mean fucking NOBODY should watch a loved one deteriorate like this. It's just the worst.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Dildo Argentino on October 01, 2022, 07:11:52 am
Hey thanks for answering. I don't know you much, but I think I may have some idea of your hurting. I lost two close friends to cancer this year, and yes, that fucking disease is one top notch argument against the existence of an omnipotent, omniscient, all powerful thing. More like omnivorous. Needs to fuck right off.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 02, 2022, 05:07:19 am
More like ravenous.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on October 11, 2022, 02:29:05 am
BANNED FROM FACEBOOK AGAIN.

I CALLED A WHITE PERSON WHITE.
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 11, 2022, 07:12:43 pm
BANNED FROM FACEBOOK AGAIN.

I CALLED A WHITE PERSON WHITE.

Horrors.

Facebook is the place where we have to say Yte: "For Sale: Whirlpool 3.5-cu ft High Efficiency Agitator Top-Load Washer, Yte. $400 or BO."
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: chaotic neutral observer on October 11, 2022, 11:19:31 pm
I CALLED A WHITE PERSON WHITE.
THAT'S RACIST.

Next time, call them a person of non-colour.

Facebook is the place where we have to say Yte: "For Sale: Whirlpool 3.5-cu ft High Efficiency Agitator Top-Load Washer, Yte. $400 or BO."

THAT'S ...bizarre.  Do they have a badly trained AI ban-bot that's generating a storm of false positives, or what?
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 14, 2022, 11:34:21 am
I CALLED A WHITE PERSON WHITE.

THAT'S RACIST.

Next time, call them a person of non-colour.

That's a keeper.  :lulz:

Facebook is the place where we have to say Yte: "For Sale: Whirlpool 3.5-cu ft High Efficiency Agitator Top-Load Washer, Yte. $400 or BO."

THAT'S ...bizarre.  Do they have a badly trained AI ban-bot that's generating a storm of false positives, or what?

Yes. I Just got a temp ban for saying I wanted to hang a padlock in Don Jr.s perforated septum. ("Inciting violence.") But I got the idea from this stupid meme that was all over facebook for months:

(https://pics.me.me/thumb_1-find-a-large-padlock-2-find-the-nearest-hipster-with-large-64810107.png)

ETA: Last night they told my alt that I'm "not allowed to post in groups." No reason given. This morning they said "Yesterday at 11:31 PM
Your comment is back on Facebook We're sorry we got this wrong. We reviewed your comment again and it does follow our Community Standards
" and both accounts work.

For now.


Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: The Mgt on October 22, 2022, 04:26:27 pm
Also, it's been pretty fucking rock n roll since 2009.  Like really rock n roll, and the universe doesn't care if you're getting a little too tired to PUSH THE TEMPO.

Everything is Tucson, it's so damn hot I can't stand it.

YES BUT CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE PUTTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, BOYS!

:digtbk:
Title: Re: So I'm back on Pd and banned from FB and my husband is dying...
Post by: Suu (parody account) on October 23, 2022, 03:07:40 am
Also, it's been pretty fucking rock n roll since 2009.  Like really rock n roll, and the universe doesn't care if you're getting a little too tired to PUSH THE TEMPO.

Everything is Tucson, it's so damn hot I can't stand it.

YES BUT CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE PUTTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, BOYS!

:digtbk:

https://youtu.be/twQlpFrm5iM