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Apple Talk / Re: baseless hostility thread
« on: November 21, 2021, 02:00:56 pm »
I'M GONNA PISS UP YOUR CAR'S TAILPIPE

AND IT'S GONNA BE FLOODED WITH PISS AND THEN GET ALL BACKED UP AND THE PRESSURE WILL BUILD UP TO AN INSANE LEVEL

AND WHEN I PULL MY SHMANGLE OUT OF THE TAILPIPE, PISS IS GONNA BLAST OUT EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER ME






THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ENJOY SUNDAY

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Apple Talk / baseless hostility thread
« on: November 21, 2021, 01:44:50 am »
You're all a bunch of piss asses with truck nuts for a face

get FUCKED

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: November 21, 2021, 01:41:21 am »
YOU'LL SPEND THA REST OF THY LIFE IN A PISS VAT FOR THAT POST
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Apple Talk / Re: So I caught a 30 day ban on Facebook, again...
« on: November 21, 2021, 01:40:42 am »
YOU'LL SPEND HTE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN A PISS VAT FOR THAT POST
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Apple Talk / Re: So I caught a 30 day ban on Facebook, again...
« on: November 21, 2021, 01:37:28 am »
Your posts are just too powerful for facebook. You need to be contained. In a PISS VAT.




FOREVER

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: November 07, 2021, 08:52:11 pm »
hey LMNO, at long last I got off my ass and finished the paperwork -- the CTC is no longer being upsold by some rando on amazon, VIOLATING OUR SACRED CREATIVE COMMONS AGREEMENT




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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: November 06, 2021, 11:32:47 pm »
oh you think you can just tokyo drift into the winner's circle? NOT ON MY WATCH, ASS CLOCK

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: November 02, 2021, 10:09:35 pm »
yeah! but aren't you there already, as 'cuddlefish'?

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: November 02, 2021, 05:01:48 pm »
long story short:

  • those of us who used to hang out in #discord, our community IRC channel, were increasingly frustrated at IRCs lack of tools to keep out dedicated trolls and assholes
  • Meanwhile, facebook is getting worse and worse, it's actually making us all stupider, so I made a personal pledge to spend less time there.
  • So I started a Discordian Discord server which functions as a cabal. The intent is not to become big or popular, but to have a cool nucleus of people who enjoy sharing cyberspace together.
  • As a Discordian cabal, we welcome people to share their wacky niche interests. It's kind of a sharing/learning vibe where we are interested to hear about the cool things you're reading about / doing
  • We used to have a bunch of crazy subcabals with their own meeting schedules. Like, at one point we had a Gurdjieff book club, a movie watching club, a meditation group, a deleuze focused philosophy chat circle, and an occult workgroup. And I'm forgetting a few!
  • other information should be discovered in-game

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: November 02, 2021, 04:53:07 pm »
Link to the Aftermathematics Research Cabal discord server available on PM request.

Our weekly video meetings have also tapered off a bit, would be nice to get some new blood over there.

I've been a little bit of an absentee landlord since I had the baby, but I go back to work next week so I'll be there a bunch more.


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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: October 06, 2021, 05:50:01 pm »
Both playtest groups... so basically a 100% rate of Cramulus being used as bait and then dying miserably.

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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« on: October 05, 2021, 08:28:43 pm »
YO I HEARD FACEBOOK TANKED THIER OWN STOCKS ON PURPOSE IN ORDER TO DISTRACT THE MEDIA FROM THE WHISTLEBLOWERS FILM AT 11 TWEET ME BACK
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 :sotw:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: October 05, 2021, 08:27:31 pm »
So I wrote this tabletop adventure for the Mork Borg RPG... it's getting published next month! I have two groups playtesting it, and they sent me really helpful feedback, including a detailed synopsis of their gameplay.

I had TOTALLY FORGOTTEN that I wrote an NPC into the game named Cramulus. There's a small chance of encountering him in these caves, wandering around in the dark (his torch burned out and he's helpless). Completely forgot that was in the adventure. So it surprised the hell out of me when he showed up in these player's reports:

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    Cramulus made it to the trap door and begged for help. The party initially refused but he tossed one of his silver and promised the other four pieces if pulled out. The party obliged and then Pluck-Hermit stated that the debt for his release was set at 150sp, forcing Cramulus into indentures servitude. After feeding him, the tied a rope to Cramulus as used him as a scout back down in the tunnels. Pluck-Hermit used his searching ability to determine his desire was due east and below, so the party headed east....


...They avoided the piles of guano and decided to continue east.

                This would be the partys final encounter before a hard stop. The players rolled 62 and 46: a large copper vein stretched out across the tunnel along with two bodies of the miners from before. A pile of silver coins was stacked 30 feet away. Cramulus was encouraged to take the coins and all of it would be put towards his debt. Cramulus eagerly began cramming coins in his sack, counting them one by one when suddenly, a huge spider pounced on him and sinking its fangs into his neck. He initially resisted the poison IM OKAY BOSS, but then died from the blood loss from the wound, IM NOT OKAY BOSS. A party member cast a confusion on the spider and it skittered away in search of invisible meals, leaving the crawlspace to the east open. Here the session ended.


The other group also encountered Cramulus. He was eaten by a demon worm and is now spinning and screaming in Eel Hell Forever

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: October 05, 2021, 08:21:51 pm »
Turns out, late night larp adventures have prepared me for the No Sleep lifestyle.

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Apple Talk / Re: The "Dead Internet" theory
« on: October 01, 2021, 11:22:11 pm »
How are these Bots substantively different from the patrons of the country and western bar across the street from my home?

the bots have better taste in music

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