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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: May 20, 2021, 09:38:50 pm »
dang dude, you've had that job forever

congrats on the new growth

Or Kill Me / Re: from kether to malkuth
« on: May 14, 2021, 02:11:12 pm »

love the image of the anti-tower of babel

what an illegible being
what an illegible world

Apple Talk / Re: Everyday Religious Experiences
« on: April 30, 2021, 09:05:24 pm »
there is a gnostic meditation exercise (the gurdjieff "sensing" exercise, sometimes called 'the morning sitting') which opens my pineal gland RIGHT up

Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: April 17, 2021, 12:17:01 pm »
I don't dislike you, Cram, it's just that your business methods are unscrupulous, and you teach people that it's okay to have an MBA.

I wish you'd stop harassing people about their Micro Ball Awards though. The institute has been trying to comfort these people by giving them awards. They have nothing else but their tiny, tiny, award winning balls.

Literate Chaotic / Chao Te Ching cited in book about HERESY
« on: April 16, 2021, 03:42:25 pm »
Hey LMNO & Friends, check this out:

A recent academic paper, Immanent eschaton, Discordian and Deleuzian dissimulations of the Goddess, by Benjamin J. Austin, cites our very own Chao Te Ching.

The paper is published in the book Heresy and Borders in the Twentieth Century (Routledge Studies in Religion)

The paper contains this section:

the citation:

placid dingo is cited too! Citation #30:

I've attached the paper itself, in case anyone is curious

Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: April 16, 2021, 01:36:41 pm »
Hey, I'm new. Well, I've lurked here on and off for a while, but new to saying anything (not that I'm likely to say very much, I suspect).
I found discordia five or six years ago, thought it was funny, and kept coming back to it for some reason. I have trouble expressing why it seems important, maybe I'm just scared of never doing anything that matters.
At the moment I'm into theoretical computer science and stories that are wholly metaphorical, but part of why I'm here (other than probably needing to get some social interaction somewhere) is that I keep running into the same ideas and it seems like being here might make it harder to let myself get stuck.

As far as recipes go, all I've really got to share is my housemate's halloween drink, consisting of lemon juice, sugar, peach schnapps, green food colouring and as much shredded mint as will fit in the bottle.


you say you keep coming back to Discordia, but why? what's next? what's it leading you to?
you're right that it's more than just a ha-ha --- but what else? we desperately need new popes to tell us

Welcome to the time sump.  There's a ton of short fiction, a novel or two, enough recipes to give you gout, and we have a Cramulus issue.

you have a cramulus issue, old man  :argh!:

I have a Cramulus SOLUTION

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Intermittens: Road Trips
« on: April 15, 2021, 07:19:32 pm »
I'm still trying to come up with something, myself.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Intermittens: Road Trips
« on: April 15, 2021, 07:12:46 pm »
I asked Drill - he said that HTML is the preference.

Thanks Rog!

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Intermittens: Road Trips
« on: April 14, 2021, 01:10:17 pm »
Posted on behalf of Drill, one of the r/Discordian collective:

Calling all creative spags, again!
We're putting together an Intermittens (a web-published magazine of Eristic a-musings), and we could use your help to do it!

The theme this time is road trips and travel, both literal and metaphorical.  We're taking a pilgrimage to a holy site that may or may not exist yet.  The hope is this will be a more contemplative counterpart to the previous edition's hellraising.

Send submissions to me over DM, or find us on discord:

Submission deadline is 50 Discord 3187 (3 May 2021). Late submissions may be accepted, but don't count on it!

All work must be released under a CC-BY-SA 4.0 license (

Please keep submissions to at most five pages, unless you want to send us a collection of junk to pick and choose from like a hotel breakfast buffet

Discordian Recipes / Re: the fuck is briping?
« on: April 13, 2021, 04:29:26 pm »
I love the idea of brewing a single mouthful of coffee at a time. And you have to drink it through a straw, so there's a great chance you're going to burn your mouth on that first sip.

it's so much work and patience... for basically no payoff.

really, a perfect 2021 hobby

Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: April 13, 2021, 01:24:56 pm »
Hey newcomer.

Since you mentioned Zen Without Zen Masters, I wanted to mention -- I've got a discordian cabal that meets on Discord, and next Wednesday (April 21) we're going to meet at 8PM EST to discuss Zen Without Zen Masters.

We're all going to try one or two meditations from the book and then discuss our experiences. We've been doing these biweekly "potluck club" meetings where we each bring our perspective and research about a topic, and try to jam it together until we've figured something out.

hit me up via PM if you want an invite (that goes for anyone!)

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: April 13, 2021, 01:17:33 pm »
randomly showed up in a comment on a facebook memory

the internet never forgets!

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: April 12, 2021, 05:44:55 pm »

background's not transparent but WHATEVER

Apple Talk / Re: UNLIMITED 2021 FREAD
« on: April 04, 2021, 12:58:40 pm »
It was, as a friend put it, the polar opposite of the Apollo program. 

 :lulz: :lulz:

We choose to get the boat stuck in this decade and do the other things,
not because they are hard, but because they are easy

Hey Gav! I think I'm overdue for getting some of this stuff.

What's the difference between the Apple of Discord Enamel and the Apple of Discord Gold Enamel pins?

is the 'gold enamel' the one on the right?

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