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That Simpson guy has got to be aware of that. It's just something to make him look like a freedom fighter for the rights of Teh Peepil without having to actually change anything.

Might be fun to watch, though.

Oh. Kind of like when they want you to do their shit work and they say they're going to "empower" you?

He's gone power mad and all it took was assmin at a board that most people live out their whole lives never knowing about. 

That's basically what I've been doing, minus the fish group and I usually have some kind of beans. Had to cut the quinoa out, though, it was making me start to pork out in the middle for some reason. Bragg's liquid aminos has protein anyway and it tastes like soy sauce, only better. It probably costs $2 a day to eat this way and you'll never be an utterly fat bastard.

Baked Beans with a ton of cheese on top and baked is fannntastic.

Melted cheese is capable of making a lot of meh things orgasmic.

It's probably for all the wrong reasons, but I'll take it.
Texas still considers itself a Sovereign Republic, y'know. THEM FEDS AIN'T TELLIN US WUT TA DO, AH GARN DAM TEE YA.

Old men wear khakis with pee stains where I live.

In case anybody needs this, at some point http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002044498020

You really think the masochistic little attention whore is going to "leave it that way"?

"Wunk" made it for me. This creature must be Scienceable. They need to be created. Big stinky predators, trainable, and with a pre-programmed genetic hatred for Furries. If you must have mythical creatures running around in Tuscon, make sure none of them are just Human sadsacks, in Fursuits. Hunt those fuckers down with real mutants.

Why wait? Dogs go psycho when they see a person in a Halloween mask.
Just repeal the leash laws.

Literate people don't herd well and tend not to get these positions. One of my bosses was always writing signs and memos about how we'd better do this or that or we could LOOSE OUR JOBS.

AMERICA = DO NOT ASK FOR HOLIDAYS OFF THOSE ARE OUR BUSIEST DAYS FUCK YUO AND YUOR FAMILY

The producer is apparently so disappointed by the indifference of his intended audience, due mainly to obstructionist movie critics universally panning his movie, that he has decided to go Galt.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movies/2011/04/atlas-shrugged-producer-critics-you-won-hes-going-on-strike.html

OH MY GOD

This is fucking PRICELESS. You know what? THIS would make a good movie.

YES.
 

She makes George Sand look hawt.