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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 26, 2021, 02:14:05 pm »
 :argh!: So it's come to daggers in the night eh Cramulus? Well your triad of assassins failed and gave up your plot to pay the Iron Price to win this thread under my tender ministrations with a rusty claw hammer. I AM STILL HERE CRAMULUS!! Goddess have mercy for I may or may not.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 26, 2021, 12:17:23 am »
you're both losers now
All that time navel gazing and you're still caught up in dualistic thinking Cram. Do you even Consciousness bro?..

Not a rhetorical question, technically.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 25, 2021, 07:47:17 pm »
Still in this like...
 :fursecution:

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 25, 2021, 04:01:44 pm »
IA! IA!
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!



(I WIN)

Nuh uh...
 :winning:

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 25, 2021, 02:01:40 pm »
Not been lurking for a few weeks, this is the new open bar, right?

Nope.  This is the death rattle thread.


madness...?
 :apple:

PD is like that running gag in comedy where you think the character is gonna die and just as the lights go out there's one more thing to say, but it's been going like that for YEARS now.

What if PD CAN'T DIE??

The funny thing is that it SEEMS dead, but then this thread that proves we all still check it at least once a day, and clearly want to chill online with each other.

Yeah. It's like a fractal refrain in the song of my life since 2011. It's been a hard and strange decade, yet PD has ever been something I can come back to in good or bad circumstances. Strange for a thing to be a "place" to me. It's the closest thing I have had to a spiritual community since I was 19 and rejected churches pretty much entirely. I truly am unable to imagine how I would be had I not made the decision to dive in. I surely cannot speak for anyone else, but WE ARE STILL HERE, for whatever reasons.
 :pax:

That's beautiful, Wizzy J. What do you think has made participation here feel like a spiritual experience to you?
Hmmm... Well Cramulamadingdong, It was confusing, painful at times, euphoric at times. Sometimes PD seemed freakishly synchronous to events in my life, sometimes freakishly asynchronous. I have seen the whimsy and the dire thoughts of Genius and Shadow alike in the other posters. I saw myself grow and mutate. Subjectively I came to know Eris personally. She showed me how asshats are made. Objectively... Well I still got a pretty good grip on the asshat thing. I have achieved the subversion of my own "unlimited" thread and it feels like an accomplishment, yet it's of no great concern to anyone but me. I took up ORANGES once in honor of another's suffering, once in my foolass pride, recieving vision from each and suffering digestive malfunction beyond the pale of the uninitiated. I began to feel like my poetry mattered enough to keep a record of, in this way at last accepting my artistic nature. I beheld the steady metamorphosis of those that remain and the inglorious butthurt of many a failed troll. I told people things about myself I never tell anyone. I went mad with poison and revealed myselves in a manner that could not be controlled. I may have at long last learned to accept that I can be correct and still WRONG in my attitude towards correct information from others. I may not have learned anything whatsoever in this sense. I made blood ass friends and a couple dire enemies, both of which I would love to be on the doorstep of one day. I learned that if you want to fight a spiritual war you gotta fight dirtier than a mad boar in rut, but Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut.

In short,
I fucked around.
I found out.
Hail Eris!!
All Hail
Discordia!!

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Only Maybe Arts Lab / Re: MAYBE DAY 2021 IS COMING!
« on: July 25, 2021, 03:00:10 am »
I didn't realize this, but Holy Nonsense dropped on Maybe Day. That's gotta be some kind of omen.
Yup.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 25, 2021, 02:57:24 am »
Not been lurking for a few weeks, this is the new open bar, right?

Nope.  This is the death rattle thread.


madness...?
 :apple:

PD is like that running gag in comedy where you think the character is gonna die and just as the lights go out there's one more thing to say, but it's been going like that for YEARS now.

What if PD CAN'T DIE??

The funny thing is that it SEEMS dead, but then this thread that proves we all still check it at least once a day, and clearly want to chill online with each other.

Yeah. It's like a fractal refrain in the song of my life since 2011. It's been a hard and strange decade, yet PD has ever been something I can come back to in good or bad circumstances. Strange for a thing to be a "place" to me. It's the closest thing I have had to a spiritual community since I was 19 and rejected churches pretty much entirely. I truly am unable to imagine how I would be had I not made the decision to dive in. I surely cannot speak for anyone else, but WE ARE STILL HERE, for whatever reasons.
 :pax:

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 24, 2021, 02:59:16 am »
Not been lurking for a few weeks, this is the new open bar, right?

Nope.  This is the death rattle thread.


madness...?
 :apple:

PD is like that running gag in comedy where you think the character is gonna die and just as the lights go out there's one more thing to say, but it's been going like that for YEARS now.

What if PD CAN'T DIE??

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 22, 2021, 08:27:46 pm »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

As highlighted above, only the immediately following post qualifies.  Regrettably, you came in second by twenty minutes, and Doktor Howl is now the party of the first part.

I have consulted with a lawyer qualified in exotemporal contract law, and have been informed that since it is currently 1973 in Tucson, Doktor Howl has forty-eight years plus two business days to complete payment.

 :lulz: :lulz: Ahhhh... The olde space-timewarp Tucson maneuver eh? You STILL got 2 days from the current point in the time"line" to deliver to Howl.

He has all of last week in which to comply.

It has always been more of a timetangle really.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 22, 2021, 07:04:15 pm »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

As highlighted above, only the immediately following post qualifies.  Regrettably, you came in second by twenty minutes, and Doktor Howl is now the party of the first part.

I have consulted with a lawyer qualified in exotemporal contract law, and have been informed that since it is currently 1973 in Tucson, Doktor Howl has forty-eight years plus two business days to complete payment.

 :lulz: :lulz: Ahhhh... The olde space-timewarp Tucson maneuver eh? You STILL got 2 days from the current point in the time"line" to deliver to Howl.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 22, 2021, 05:25:52 pm »
This post is an offer to enter into a legal contract.  By posting in this thread, immediately following this message, you accept the offer and agree to abide by the terms of this contract.  Any post shall be construed as acceptance; the contents of said post are not relevant.

For the purposes of this contract, the person making the next post in this thread (if any), and thereby accepting the offer, shall be known as the party of the first part.

I, chaotic neutral observer, in exchange for consideration as listed below, offer the following:

1.  To deliver to the party of the first part, not less than five pounds of flax.
2.  To, upon receipt of the consideration noted in item 4 below, refrain from making any posts in this thread which immediately follow posts made by the party of the first part.  This does not apply to posts made by third parties (parties of the third part), and does not take effect until receipt of the consideration.


The party of the first part shall provide the following consideration:

4.  The sum of $5 CAD, plus the cost of shipping and procuring the flax.
5.  If the party of the first part is the last poster in this thread, and thereby becomes the winner, then they will irrevocably transfer to chaotic neutral observer any and all benefits derived therefrom, whether tangible, intangible, or entirely chimerical, including monies, bragging rights, and interdimensional book deals.

The amount owed is due within two business days of offer acceptance.

The party of the first part agrees to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless chaotic neutral observer for any direct, indirect, or incidental damages, impairments, or awkward conversations incurred during the execution of this contract.

In the event of cancellation or nonperformance of contract, due to any cause, including Acts of Goddess, the party of the first part shall be held solely responsible.

This contract shall be governed by and enforced under the jurisdiction of Pima County, Arizona.

Ok. You have two days to bring me the flax. I expect an invioce for costs in detail in order to fulfill my end. Per the contract I am under no obligation to give you further information about my location, but without notarized PROOF of delivery you will be in actionable breach of your own contract.

Good luck.

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 21, 2021, 06:20:47 pm »
 :milk:
Straight from the cow
Oh WOW
Pasteur
Was holding out
On us all,
Clearly.
Udderly despicable
Udderly lickable
It's so neat
That extra
Lactic flora
Adds a tang
You can only get
Straight from the teat!
 :thanks:

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« on: July 21, 2021, 02:23:22 pm »
You may have posted last Cramulus. But once again I am the last post since you last posted!
:nuke:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 21, 2021, 01:41:13 am »
I'm glad to here it, hope you are enjoying New Orleans looks like a cool city

It is a place of EXTREMES. Where positive or negative it's incomparable. I have only unlocked the French Quarter and St. Roch neighborhoods and a little bit of Uptown, but the sheer energy of the place is always at 11, so to speak. I have not seen the "real New Orleans" yet. I have only seen post-COVID Nola. Got some time tonight. Might write some vignettes based more closely on the true stories than might seem plausible.

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