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Or Kill Me / Re: So you insist "AntiFa is a violent organization..."
« on: January 25, 2021, 11:39:53 pm »
I want Bernie mittens, bitches.
Funny you shou mention. Payne just made these.

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Dr. Campbell has another update. There's apparently undisclosed data pointing to the Brit strain being more severe in effect in addition to at least 50% more transmissible but the REAL gem is the last 15 min or so where he very calmly and stoically snapps the fuck off on holistic bullshit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoGZvQERblI

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Biden thread (for good or for ill)
« on: January 24, 2021, 02:41:49 am »

With a leiomano.

I had to look that up.
That...that's kinky.

I too needed to look it up. There has to be a way to work these into a murder mystery or some sort of magical quest, maybe both. I am kinda impressed with how horrible and MESSY it might be to get beaten/shredded to death by one.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: January 23, 2021, 02:37:56 pm »
Hey guys, I'm gonna be a dad.   :)
AWWWWWW SHIT!! There's gonna be Cramspawn up in the house!
 :cramstipated:
:banana: :bunny: :banana: :bunny: :banana:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 21, 2021, 09:03:13 pm »
Say it out loud with an absurdly strong southern accent.

Oh no. I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I evoked half of the Lesser Key and had a dickens of a time sorting everything out on a bus without getting arrested or any untoward agreements being made.
You needn't worry about it causing any eldritch entanglements.

I mean, sure, you'll trigger every person of Chaotic alignment within earshot, and some of them might take a swing at you -- I clenched my teeth just reading it -- but you're not likely to summon anything from Outside.

Unless you mangle the pronunciation.

On the other hand, are you willing to risk your soul on a vowel point?

That's what I'm saying man.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 21, 2021, 07:27:11 pm »
Say it out loud with an absurdly strong southern accent.

Oh no. I'm not falling for that one again. Last time I evoked half of the Lesser Key and had a dickens of a time sorting everything out on a bus without getting arrested or any untoward agreements being made.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 21, 2021, 06:36:13 pm »
What is LAWNORDA?

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Just a side note on the straight up horse shit Trump's administration left behind for the Biden administration to find and what a clusterfuck US vaccine distribution logistics are right now. Also... It sounds like shit tons of it is straight up missing. There was no cooperation at all from the Trump side on transition much less meaningful transparency so Biden's admin could plan and coordinate. Also... Pretty deep military ties on operation warp speed with officials that sound like they were hand picked for Trump loyalty. Nice.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/worse-imagined-team-trump-left-100021175.html

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Apple Talk / Re: The Day Before The Day (Hey, Louie)
« on: January 21, 2021, 08:16:17 am »
We know now no violence at the capitol. Great!

*squints*
This one seems... Off guys. Are you a government plant or did They outsource another bot farm to take jobs from real life spooks?

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Sorry to hear that altered. I am likewise on the bare edge in some several ways and only have a place to be because I am accepting extremely high risks of infection and infecting others, and may yet not make rent in any case. The only good news is that the weather in New Orleans is warming up notably already and I have managed to expand a meaningful social network in fairly short order. The fact that I must consider social expansion during a profoundly dangerous pandemic a "good" thing fucks with me a bit, but I gave my last fuck out what seems a very long time ago now.

What city are you currently in?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 20, 2021, 11:32:23 pm »
So, this affidavit is interesting https://www.washingtonpost.com/context/u-s-v-thomas-edward-caldwell-donovan-ray-crowl-and-jessica-marie-watkins/d3e8cbfe-dad5-4286-91f6-6461638e1fc9/?tid=ss_tw

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On January 6, 2021, while at the Capitol, CALDWELL received the following Facebook message:
“All members are in the tunnels under capital seal them in . Turn on gas”.

When CALDWELL posted a Facebook message that read, “Inside,” he received the following messages, among others:

“Tom take that bitch over”;
“Tom all legislators are down in the Tunnels 3floors down”;
“Do like we had to do when I was in the core start tearing oit florrs go from top to bottom”;
 and
“Go through back house chamber doors facing N left down hallway down steps.”

That sounds like someone with inside knowledge giving directions to the Oath Keepers to me.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Another way to pass the time
« on: January 09, 2021, 12:30:11 am »
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I enjoyed that very much!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Boogs storm the capitol building
« on: January 09, 2021, 12:24:01 am »
YOU GUYS
YOU GUYS
THE LOCAL NAZI FUCK
THE ONE WHO LIVES IN MY CITY
WE HAVE DOX OF HIM INSIDE THE CAPITOL BUILDING
MOTHERFUCKER MIGHT ACTUALLY PAY FOR SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE
I AM CRYING OVER HERE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 :nuke:

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