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[Spinal Tap Is Latest Group To Forbid Trump From Using Its Music]

"Spinal Tap Is Latest Group To Forbid Trump From Using Its Music"

"Harry Shearer, who plays bassist Derek Smalls in the fictional heavy metal band, posted a demand that the former president not play its song "Sex Farm.""

Here's the link:   Spinal Tap Forbids Play on TSF's Bandwagon

I love it!

[August 28, 2014 - President Barack Obama Wore a Tan Suit]

August 28, 2014 - President Barack Obama Wore a Tan Suit

And, he blatantly did so in public, thus drawing the ire of Republican commentators and politicians as being shocking, inappropriate, and unpresidential.

[Trump's Outrageous January 6 Gala Is a Giant Flashing Warning Sign]

I can't wait to see the Republicult's™ donors lining up for photo ops at this upcoming event:

"Trump's Outrageous January 6 Gala Is a Giant Flashing Warning Sign"

"Donald Trump is hosting a fundraiser for the insurrectionists who tried to kill democracy on January 6."

As per this article:

"Donald Trump has taken January 6 denialism to a new level: He's going to be hosting an awards ceremony dedicated to the Capitol riot.
 
On September 5, a "J6 Awards Gala" will be held at Trump's golf club in Bedminister, New Jersey. The event will include a raffle to win a plaque recognizing the "Justice For All" song performed by Trump and the "J6 Prison Choir," which briefly reached the Billboard Music Chart. The choir is made up of defendants serving prison sentences for their actions in the Capitol in 2021."

Here's the link to this article:      TSF J6 Awards Gala

I just don't see this event as being something a 'stable genius' would arrange. I wonder if our very own Antifa agent provocateurs have gone undercover, and have successfully infiltrated the Republicult™.

[JD Vance Full Family Kit Donald Trump 2024 Clothing]

Know some crude, no class MAGAts? Of course you do! So, these clothing items are the perfect TSF merch to recommend to them to proudly buy, own, and wear for any public occasion:

JD Vance Full Family Kit Donald Trump 2024 Clothing

Then, they too can participate in the brand new 'JD Vance Full Family Specimen Jar' meme! Because, remember, for diehard MAGAts, there is no bottom!

[Fox News Flames Harris: Real Leaders Don't Eat Doritos]

The Ministry of Propaganda is getting desperate:

Fox News Flames Harris: Real Leaders Don't Eat Doritos

When they have to resort to nonsense like this, they know TSF is in serious trouble.

[The Internet Lights Up As Donald Threatens Us With A Good Time]

This article's caption immediately caught my attention:

"The Internet Lights Up As Donald Threatens Us With A Good Time"

As per this article:

"At one point, Lumpy painted a picture of what it would be like if Kamala became president.

"And you're not going to be allowed; you're all going to be thrown into a communist system," Trump said.

"It's a communist system; you're going to be thrown into a system where everybody gets healthcare."

Here's the link to this article:      TSF Threatens that Everybody Gets Healthcare

Oh no! We're going to be thrown into a communist system and a system where everybody gets healthcare! Now if I were only going to be thrown into a socialist system, I could have lived with that, but ... but, now they're even going to make me be healthy too! Where, oh where will it every end with these Democratic Party fiends?!

I recently watched The Professional, a 1981 French film originally titled Le Professionnel, on the TCM channel. And, I was pleasantly surprised to find that it's a pretty good flick, English subtitles and all. (It also made me realize that I really need to brush up on my French.)

The movie stars Jean-Paul Belmondo as a French secret agent/assassin, who is betrayed by his own government. The production values of the film are good, as is the acting. But, to my surprise, the video quality is excellent. And, while the fight scenes and car chases aren't quite up to today's standard of violence, they are acceptable. Nevertheless, the story line, and the pace of the movie are it's best qualities.

[Nikki Haley Wishes Trump Was Totally Different Person Who ISN'T Whining Racist Loser]

wonkette.com is becoming one of my favorite political commentary websites. I especially enjoyed reading the following article:

"Nikki Haley Wishes Trump Was Totally Different Person Who ISN'T Whining Racist Loser"

As per this article:

"Nikki Haley, the coward who ran against Donald Trump, actually siphoned a meaningful number of votes from him (even long after she dropped out), then crawled back to him like a dog to vomit as soon as she was beckoned — she even endorsed him at the RNC! — has some critiques of Trump's run against Kamala Harris.

Could he, like, be an entirely different person? At least that's how we're interpreting her critiques. Surely she's not such a moron that she thinks these are changes Trump is actually physically capable of making?"
 
Here's the link to this article:      Nikki Haley Wishes Trump Was Totally Different Person

Sure, it could happen!

It is written in THE BOOK, "In the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier there lives a bowling alley, and within this very place, in the year of Our Lady of Discord 3125 (1959*), Eris revealed Herself to The Golden Apple Corps for the first time.

In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holly Place is revered as a Shrine by all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple Corps plans a Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shine as an act of Devotion, and therein to partake of No Hot Dog Buns, and ruminate a bit about it All."

And, Episkopos Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, KSC, himself wrote in his 5th edition introduction to THE BOOK, "All bowling alleys are sacred to Discordians and, if necessary, you must give your life to protect them from desecration - if anyone ever decides to desecrate bowling alleys."

Therefore, as a student of Comparative Religion, who aspires to one day become a true Discordian Knower, I have been diligently researching the origins and similarities of the beliefs shared between Discordians and Dudeists regarding bowling alleys.

In the course of my recent research, I found that the Dudeists, as is done by us Discordians, designate their own holidays. And, quite by accident, I found that August 10th was both National Bowling Day, and National Lazy Day in the US of A.

Now, in Discordianism it is 'bowling alleys' that are held sacred. But, I've found nothing to indicate that the 'act of bowling' itself is held in the same high regard. On the other hand, for the Dudeists, it appears to me that the 'act of bowling' is central to their belief system. Yet, the Dudeists did not declare August 10th to be one of their holidays. I mean, for Eris' sake, they could have scored a Holy Holiday Trifecta on August 10th! But, to give credit where credit is due, those Dudeist slackers really do have a lock on laziness.

[August 14, 2023 - TSF Indicted for the Fourth Time - This Indictment Was for Election Racketeering in Fulton County, Georgia]

August 14, 2023 - TSF Indicted for the Fourth Time - This Indictment Was for Election Racketeering in Fulton County, Georgia

This State of Georgia indictment is now a pending criminal case against TSF and eighteen (18) co-defendants for violating the state's 'Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO)' statute, and other, numerous state laws. The RICO statute alone carries a penalty of five to twenty years in prison.

All of the many State of Georgia charges against TSF were made because of his many brazen, criminal attempts to overturn his loss in the 2020 presidential election. So, TSF is not only a loser, he's a poor loser.

[Fox News Pundit Admits Trump Has 'Mild' Mental Disorder After 'Unhinged' Behavior]

I'm surprised anyone at the Ministry of Propaganda dared to say this:

"Fox News Pundit Admits Trump Has 'Mild' Mental Disorder After 'Unhinged' Behavior"

"Fox News pundit Mary Katherine Ham suggested Donald Trump's recent erratic press conference at Mar-a-Lago could be attributed to attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)."

Here's the link to this article:      Ministry of Propaganda Pundit Suggests the Unthinkable

I'm also surprised TSF isn't calling for Ham to be fired, and accusing the Ministry of Propaganda itself of high treason. But, perhaps no one has dared to bring this iniquitous transgression to his deficient attention.

There is no viable anti-genocide presidential candidate. Vote harm reduction for prez, lobby your senator and congresscritter, and engage in direct action when and where you are able to make opportunities. It's not either or.

I agree with the above assessment of our current situation.

TSF and his Republicult™ are an existential threat to democracy, and our republic.

Kamala Harris is not an existential threat to either democracy, or our republic. And, Kamala Harris may, or may not, continue our government's decades old policy of unconditional support for the government of Israel.

So, please do follow Q. G. Pennyworth's advice.

'Tis Zaraday, the 5th day of the season of Bureaucracy in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3190. And, 'tis once again time to honor and celebrate the Patron Saint of The Season of Bureaucracy, Apostle Zarathud.

It is recorded in our sacred Principia Discordia, "The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of the Caterpillar." So, if you haven't done so in a while, take some time on this wholly holy holiday to read it.

Also know as Zarathud the Incorrigible, and sometimes called Zarathud the Staunch, he was a hard nosed hermit of Medieval Europe, Chaosphe Bible Banger, and "Offender of The Faith." He may also have been afflicted with dyslexia, but it's doubtful anyone knew what that was in his day.

Little else is known about Apostle Zarathud, so in the tradition of all religions, great or otherwise, it's up us, his devoted followers, to make more stuff up about him.

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

["Early Harris-Walz rallies feature big crowds, talk of 'joy' and unsolicited GOP counterprogramming"]

"Early Harris-Walz rallies feature big crowds, talk of 'joy' and unsolicited GOP counterprogramming"

But, someone is really whining about it:      TSF Whines about Kamala Harris Crowd Sizes

One of his babysitters needs to find his binky, and change his diaper again.

[One Toke Over The Line - Lawrence Welk - WTF! (1971)]

When this music video popped up on my YouTube page, I thought it was going to be a parody. But no, it's the real thing!

One Toke Over The Line - Lawrence Welk - WTF! (1971)

Apparently, Mr. Welk didn't have a clue about what some of his cast members were doing.