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Title: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Freeky on August 02, 2012, 04:59:25 AM
Post what you're eating while you're drunk.  Sober need not apply.



CROUTONS AND SOME KIND OF ALFREDO SAUCE NOMNOMNOM while drinking something pink.  There's grapefruit flavor in it, maybe.  Letters are too hard to read.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 02, 2012, 06:24:30 AM
Can't help you today, but I'll  be drunk Saturday and possibly Sunday.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 02, 2012, 06:36:51 AM
I can't get proper drunk because midterm and foster kids tomorrow, but I did two chapters of maff and made 26 beads and am now about to make a drink from the metric buttraft of booze that E.O.T.'s parents left at his house.

Oh, oh god. I made a drink and this "margarita mix" stuff is fucking disgusting, what is this???
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Triple Zero on August 02, 2012, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 02, 2012, 06:36:51 AM
Oh, oh god. I made a drink and this "margarita mix" stuff is fucking disgusting, what is this???

is it the pre-mixed margharita stuff? that IS seriously disgusting and I'm going to suggest you to drink something else and keep this around to serve to your enemies or something, or bring it to a party that has lots of unsuspecting people and just leave it there.

we had actual margheritas in actuality yesterday and THEY were good. terribly good.

                                       OW OW OW MY HEAD good

:regret:       /
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 02, 2012, 03:57:22 PM
Margaritas. So many tasty drinks, such a bad idea to mix, so little birthday.

Twid,
Remembers at least one thing from last year.


(It was puking cake and tequila all over the pub. Thankfully we're on friendly terms with the owner and he was like, whatever.)
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: standvast on August 02, 2012, 04:09:19 PM
I couldn't care less about scallops. 


wentelteefjes.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Triple Zero on August 02, 2012, 05:15:51 PM
Quote from: standvast on August 02, 2012, 04:09:19 PM
I couldn't care less about scallops. 


wentelteefjes.

Flipping bitches are best enjoyed when drunk! :lulz:
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 02, 2012, 08:04:44 PM
It's fucking HOT.

I want to get a frozen pizza and eat it frozen. SOBER.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 02, 2012, 09:46:35 PM
Though im sure its hotter there im with you on that.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 03, 2012, 02:14:09 AM
If I get REALLY schnockered, my refined tastebuds stay home and curl up with a good book because they know that if they tag along I'm going to subject them to a 3am Taco Hell run. I mean, a taco made out of a friggin' Dorito?!? How much more "drunken munchies" does it get?
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 03, 2012, 02:50:48 AM
Well, I'm about half in the bag so I don't feel like I'm  being parasitized tonight. I had two Mama Celeste pizzas. I wanted beer and pizza. Didn't say I was going to be schmancy about it. Though that said, I do get a bit creative in the kitchen while under the influence. I just don't have a lot here right now.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2012, 02:55:03 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 02, 2012, 03:49:25 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 02, 2012, 06:36:51 AM
Oh, oh god. I made a drink and this "margarita mix" stuff is fucking disgusting, what is this???

is it the pre-mixed margharita stuff? that IS seriously disgusting and I'm going to suggest you to drink something else and keep this around to serve to your enemies or something, or bring it to a party that has lots of unsuspecting people and just leave it there.

we had actual margheritas in actuality yesterday and THEY were good. terribly good.

                                       OW OW OW MY HEAD good

:regret:       /

Yes, it comes in a jug. And it will be staying in that jug.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2012, 02:55:51 AM
I've been wanting pizza a lot lately.

Good pizza.

Drunk or sober.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 03, 2012, 03:08:35 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 03, 2012, 02:55:51 AM
I've been wanting pizza a lot lately.

Good pizza.

Drunk or sober.

No kidding.

Though, I have been eating a very simple diet of bread, rice, booze and coffee. I probably need the fat.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: The Dark Monk on August 03, 2012, 11:57:39 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 03, 2012, 02:14:09 AM
If I get REALLY schnockered, my refined tastebuds stay home and curl up with a good book because they know that if they tag along I'm going to subject them to a 3am Taco Hell run. I mean, a taco made out of a friggin' Dorito?!? How much more "drunken munchies" does it get?

Ah yes. The Diarrhea Locos Tacos. So delicious, so colon cleansing, especially with homemade habanero salsa.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 04, 2012, 05:21:45 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on August 03, 2012, 11:57:39 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 03, 2012, 02:14:09 AM
If I get REALLY schnockered, my refined tastebuds stay home and curl up with a good book because they know that if they tag along I'm going to subject them to a 3am Taco Hell run. I mean, a taco made out of a friggin' Dorito?!? How much more "drunken munchies" does it get?

Ah yes. The Diarrhea Locos Tacos. So delicious, so colon cleansing, especially with homemade habanero salsa.

Jack In The Crack deep-fried tacos are cheap and good for a serious bout of explosive diarrhea.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 04, 2012, 07:01:04 AM
Jack in the Box also makes TACO NACHOS. Srsly, they take a couple of their tacos and cut them up into wedges and top them with some cheese-like sauce. Amazing shit. Especially if you wash it down with one of their bacon milkshakes.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 04, 2012, 08:25:38 AM
It has to be "cheese-like sauce". Real cheese might counteract the explosive diarrhea.
Title: Re: Frickin' Delicialiss Drunk Snacks
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 28, 2012, 11:38:20 AM
Turkey-dog Burrito
Wrap 'er up, microwave, and insert into face.