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The Russkies don't make enough Selank for this timeline.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/14/private-chat-among-young-gop-club-members-00592146

This shit only gets better after immense suffering on behalf of the people who wanted this:
- Post-measles encephalitic disorder.
- Women who voted to be tradwives will be beaten by their husbands and then find out the court doesn't believe them and takes the kids for "false accusations" and "hysteria."
- Dudes who got everything they wanted suddenly realize when there's no more brown folks to "take their jobs,"the Masters jobs-creators still have no intention of paying them more than $16/hour to raise those 5 mini republicans Charlie Kirk told them to have, and talk of unionizing can get them fired and sued.
- Your child's school starts teaching the girls in separate classrooms from the boys. The curriculum is not viewable by the parents and no textbooks come home. So much for "choice."
- 2A is still great! The only restrictions are that you put your hand on your heart and recite the pledge and sign a document stating you swear not to join any political party or keep any affiliation with terrorist orgs or ideologies. Spoiler alert: everything not fash is "terrorist orgs and/or ideology."

This sounds hopeless, but it's not.  Assuming you have a capacity for having more fun than you really wanted.

I don't want any of this fun but folks seem hellbent on dumping gallons of Everclear and a bag of roofies into the community punch-bowl so...let's gooooooo

If you are in possession of a disco ball of unknown provenance, you are required to fill out a chit (Form DH-1523.03-GLT) in triplicate and rend both to my department for investigation and review within 6 business days of the discovery.

However, the department is currently in full shutdown.

Please hold.

A lot of my people died. I was alternately sad then better then sad, then better then sad and ANGERY, and now...better. Ish.

I think my brute-force biohacking finally landed on the password to fix my brain? Unsure. The leaks seem to be holding so far.

I knew if I turned my Instant Pot into an autoclave and threw enough shit at my head, eventually some of the nootropic pasta would stick. I didn't even have to order anything from Russia!

I don't care if you used them for spank material. I lost access to my Photobucket and I need them.

It's for a good cause.

I used to think this guy was ok...like Dave Letterman.
But then he started pushing his "Vax-Scene" which I originally thought was a mock.
BUT he was triple-dosed with the Clot-Shot. So obviously he was supporting it...in a "fun" way.
Supporting a fake vaccine that kills humans = ++ungood

I hereby revoke his status within Discordia.
Hail Eris...

Oh joy. Looks like someone from the "Freethinkers" guild managed to stay in the store past closing.

I was hangry.

You people are all shitbags.

Hi.

I want Bernie mittens, bitches.

"There's a difference between anti-fascism and the "VIOLENT ANTIFA GANG. They're not the same thing!!!"

Cool. Patriotism and "Patriots" aren't the same thing. One is a sense of pride and fellowship in one's country and the other is membership in a terrorist org that listens to trashy paranoia talk radio shows, nitpicks the president's speeches and combs 4chan/8chan for super-secret bat-signal clues they call BREADCRUMBS.

Funny thing about these hyper-militarized, "Patriot" rapists and thugs is that they operate in cells and sleeper-cells. They spread their message of war and total control far and wide and use dogwhistle language from their book of lies to communicate and try to convert the weak and impressionable to their evil ways. You cut the head off one group and six others sprout in their place.

They're trying to change our peaceful way of life and convert everyone to the fucked up series of lies and laws to which they swear their allegiance. They infiltrate the government, our military, our schools and businesess. They're trying to codify their fannatical beliefs and zealotry into our system of governance. Every time I see one of them in their ridiculous attire, it makes me sick to see what this country is going to. We should deport every last one of them.

If you want to live in this country, you need to behave as such. Come here, get your vaccinations, pay your taxes and support the worker/your fellow countrymen. This nation was founded on strong unions and a deeply held reverence for the morals and tenets of ethical secularism. You fly OUR flag, OUR colors here.

If you don't like it, take your fascist Confederate flag, turn in your passport, book a flight to Russia and GTFO. REAL Americans don't want you here destroying everything we built and have pride in.

Like that Liberty Dollar thing I almost lost my shirt in years ago?

We Reverend Doktors have a technical term for that sort of thing.

"Investing like a fan", which is a subcondition of "Betting like a fan".  In layman's terms, Canada Bill Jones said it best, more than a hundred years ago:  "It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."

Having BEEN a sucker is not a shameful thing.  Lessons are learned, and they are never learned for free.  They may cost you money or pride or both.  It's only shameful when you run off and make the same fucking sucker bet a second time.

Agreed.

And luckily, I didn't buy too much of the paper certificates. I bought the coins and got rid of them before it became out-and-out illegal to possess them.

My friend Karl Riele, however, committed suicide after he lost EVERYTHING. Not only did he have faith and place his bets, but he dragged a lot of loved ones and friends into the casino. Ruined his reputation, self-esteem, everything. Before the Fed took his entire life savings away and brought him up on charges, he'd established a thriving market for the things in Western NY based on his faith in the Rochester currency.

He was a very, very good, kindhearted man and until just a couple years ago, I believed, a survivor. I've known a lot of people (a LOT) who have snuffed themselves out over the last few years over far less. Karl was a shock.

Bitcoin is going to do this to people. The Fed won't tolerate competition.

Ooooh...this aged...weirdly.

Since this, 3 more friends committed suicide after the Bitcoin Bust a few years back.

Okay, so  sign a pention. If you get enough sigs, I give Faust the thumbs up to rip it down. Hell, get five. Mod the shit out of it. I don't give a rat's ass anymore.

I need to go yell fire in a theater or some shit. Rip wings of of flies. Catch ya ltr.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51547238/ns/local_news-colorado_springs_co/

The thing that makes this a shining example is the fact that if the ladies room were full and I urgent enough to use the men's, no one would have tossed me.

In the one sense, it's kinda nice I suppose they're trying to tie in failure to do well at school with wider consequences.

However, these consequences are idiotic and mean little in a school system that fails to support a variety of learning methods and styles to accomodate the needs of the students.

I mean, I'd happily pay someone to slap my students in the face with a dead fish every time they slept in and missed a mock exam, for example.

The problem is, we seem to have a culture in this country of punishing failure to overcome degradation and hardship with more degradation and hardship.

More obstacles and consequences are not going to vault these kids to the top. It's going to teach them to stay down.