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This might be a little off topic but isn't Saguaro National Park supposed to be known for having the country's biggest cacti?  It just seems like they could've found a taller guy for the suit.

Good.  Finally someone who can offer a professional opinion.  So, being employed in the food service industry, how many Discordians do you see on a weekly basis ordering mini hot dogs with buns.  Thank you in advance for your response.

So, then, the corn part isn't considered a bun right?

Thank you all.  That helped clear some things up.

Traditionally, keeping Discordian meant observing the dietary commandments of The Principia Discordia.  Specifically no hotdog buns.  Is this dietary rule still practised?

Did you miss the part where a Discordian is forbidden to believe everything he reads?

No. . . but I didn't believe that part.

Traditionally, keeping Discordian meant observing the dietary commandments of The Principia Discordia.  Specifically no hotdog buns.  Is this dietary rule still practised?

What gave you the impression Nav is a chick?

Obviously it was the lack of an adam's apple.  But then I've made that mistake more often than I'll admit.

[my P. Ennis]

The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.

Didn't DECI4 say this exact thing to ECH in response to something?


HOLLISTIC ENLARGEMENT! Is there a way you can address the size of my P. Ennis naturally and with no dangerous drugs, volitile chemicals or bulky machines? I think I'd get more wimmins if my wang-a-dang-a-doodle-doo wasn't the size of a P. Enny.

Wait.  You're a dude?

Sex, generally, with fire extinguishers and parking cone periscopes...

Now that's exactly what I was talking about!  In fact, I think I have a Cambodian URL you might be interested in written down somewhere around here.  Let me look for it and get back to you.

If you come up with a decent mindfuck you could hypothetically use it on other discordians. However in my experience such mindfucks are ill thought and not really mindfucky.

In your opinion, is that a good thing?

Are Discordians impervious to mindfucks?  If not, under what circumstance would it be possible?

I stand corrected then.

Just quoting your own scripture.

"Some episkoposes have a one-man cabal. Some work together. Some never do explain."

--Principia Discordia

The very definition of a koan necessitates its meaning relies on the absence of explanation.

You ride a tallbike, don't you?

No.  But I rode the short bus to school.