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Sometimes I rattle the cage and beat my head uselessly against its bars, but sometimes, I can shake one loose and use it as a dildo.

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just like that other Bwana Honolulu
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FÜCKÏNG ÜMLÄÜTS RÜÏNËD MŸ LÏFË
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Date registered:
December 27, 2010, 10:52:28 PM
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March 28, 2024, 09:30:16 PM
Last active:
February 13, 2024, 03:56:19 PM
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His Quasaric Sphericity Bwana Honolulu,
Supremest Commander of Suicide Commando Ω−,
Ruler of everything, everything else and nothing again,
Greatgrandpapapope and Metagodemperor in Zimmer523,
Grand Admiracle of the mounted naval cavalry at sea,
Reichsminister für Popularpodicifikation,
Keeper of the holy Q.